Who is the biggest perv on MFP??
Options
Replies
-
Sorry...I just got here....I was too busy sounding myself and getting a prostate massage....the can of corn finally worked its magic.
What did i miss?
this dude, right here ^....
he's not even on my FL and i know it's him.
*standing ovation for scotty*
I Scotty so hard!! :blushing:
I wanna give my hard loving to someone.0 -
Well...A few days ago I got a FR, then a nice mail, then a sexually explicit mail, and then a mail in which this guy who I've talked to for like 5 minutes wanted to be my BF, wanted to move in with me and said "if we get married". I freaked out and blocked the creep. Does that still count as pervy?
On your part, absolutely! How pervy of you to block a guy who wants to move in with you and have your babies. That is like the conversation between the sadist and the masochist.
"Spank me" -- masochist
"No" -- sadist0 -
ScottyNoHotty. No competition
I still have the rest of the thread to go through, but I'm with ya on that. He's gotta be number one. I'm only pervy when I'm ovulating. Which happens to be today! :drinker:
Hey mother, want another?? Or I can just give you a "baby shower"......hair, chin, chest...wherever0 -
ScottyNoHotty. No competition
I still have the rest of the thread to go through, but I'm with ya on that. He's gotta be number one. I'm only pervy when I'm ovulating. Which happens to be today! :drinker:
Hey mother, want another?? Or I can just give you a "baby shower"......hair, chin, chest...wherever
Just don't get it in my hair and I won't hurt you.0 -
Won't say I haven't perved a fair few times haha0
-
pervy bump0
-
no both are rather sad, be more descriptive0
-
i'll never tell0
-
I'm surprised nobody took my name.0
-
I'm surprised nobody took my name.0
-
lmaooo great question. I can't say o.o0
-
I'm to shy to be a perv...0
-
define "perv" please0
-
I'm here to collect some nudies, then I'll decide who's the biggest perv.0
-
Every single one of my friends are in the running and you know who you are. As for me, nope, I'm not even a little bit pervy.0
-
Dammit, you broke my streak. That's it, I'm perverting it up, Nici style.0
-
Hello0
-
such a perv i bought an obgyn chair instead of a squat rack.0
-
I have half of them locked up in my dungeon. Just trying to keep the riff raff down around here. No need to thank me.0
-
Think i it might be me..0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.9K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 398 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 977 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions