Who is the biggest perv on MFP??

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  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    Every single one of my friends are in the running and you know who you are. As for me, nope, I'm not even a little bit pervy.

    that is like saying the pope is not even a little bit catholic...
    but thanks for the nod of the hat. I wear my Pervy Pin proudly!
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    <---- 'Adult Chat' thread initiator. total perv.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    <---- 'Adult Chat' thread initiator. total perv.

    you? although reverse bridging does give you an edge...
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    <---- 'Adult Chat' thread initiator. total perv.

    you? although reverse bridging does give you an edge...

    reading is believing
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
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    Every single one of my friends are in the running and you know who you are. As for me, nope, I'm not even a little bit pervy.

    that is like saying the pope is not even a little bit catholic...
    but thanks for the nod of the hat. I wear my Pervy Pin proudly!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    As you should...pervy people are awesome!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    I think we have a winner! ^^^^^
  • Chrystine71
    Chrystine71 Posts: 224
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    let me catch my breath!! Woo!
  • Chrystine71
    Chrystine71 Posts: 224
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    ...awaiting your friend request FTF2014 !!!!! Lol
  • strengthandhonour4eva
    strengthandhonour4eva Posts: 221 Member
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    gentleman outside the bedroom, perve in it lol!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Am I in adult chat? What did I just read?!
  • Thewatcher_66
    Thewatcher_66 Posts: 1,643 Member
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    I disagree with all of these. The biggest perv is the one who makes the least amount of noise. He sits back in his foxhole, taking notes, watching everyone, patiently waiting to move in on his prey and when you're not watching....BAM!!!!!! LOL.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I disagree with all of these. The biggest perv is the one who makes the least amount of noise. He sits back in his foxhole, taking notes, watching everyone, patiently waiting to move in on his prey and when you're not watching....BAM!!!!!! LOL.

    Is that where "Thewatcher" came from?
  • Thewatcher_66
    Thewatcher_66 Posts: 1,643 Member
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    Cupcake; I'll let you draw your own conclusions. lol
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653
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    Me... I'm ALWAYS pervy.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    Me... I'm ALWAYS pervy.

    HELL YA! your PM's are awesome!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Tired and had a brain fart. I meant to post this here but ended up posting it in another thread because I wasn't paying attention. So is this slight perv , perv , or really perv ?

    we are both in a pool, skinny dippin and i'm on the stairs and you come over and sit on my lap straddling my legs. you cup my n.. and kiss me lightly and tug a little on my chest i moan and grab the back of your head and embrace you in a kiss...urged on, i slide my hand down to your hot, wet p....and rub it slowly, then slide two fingers in and you moan into my mouth.. ohhhh it feels so good...then we get out of the pool and onto a lawn chair. i kiss you everywhere while you moan, "ohh yesss... more, more!" then i **** you with everything and anything..after you cum, i'd eat you out until i was satisfied.

    Nice but that is not pervy. That's normal.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
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    I used to think only men were pervy, now I know that most of the ladies are too, they are just more fussy than us men.... as i have found out to my dismay!:cry:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Cupcake; I'll let you draw your own conclusions. lol

    I'll try to remember not to draw my curtains closed tonight. :winks:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    SarahCate79 gets my vote!! Also, could you please stop pressing your nose against my bedroom window, I'm getting tired of having to clean it. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    SarahCate79 gets my vote!! Also, could you please stop pressing your nose against my bedroom window, I'm getting tired of having to clean it. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
    Ok, how about if I press my boobs on your window instead?
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