Things a real man should never say/do!

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    watch Dancing with the Stars. ever.
  • Ashes_To_Beast
    Ashes_To_Beast Posts: 378 Member
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    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!"

    "Real men" dont wear pink..they eat it.

    ROFL Touche!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    he shouldn't let himself be dissuaded from doing something he wants to do for fear of others considering him to not be a "real man" because he's not acting like all the stereotypes
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "I am looking for a low-calorie, Kale-flavored craft beer". :laugh: Love you Brainy, but I had to!
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.


    Happy to NOT be an Alpha. Ha.
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    "Do you sell skinny jeans?"
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,022 Member
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    Talk about his lady behind her back using derogatory terms to the boys to look cool.

    Winner. Or treat her poorly when he's around his friends because it's not "cool" to actually be nice to your woman in front of your buddies. I have zero tolerance for that BS or for being yelled at or touched in a way that suggests a physical threat. Men don't do those things to women they respect. Of course, those are not just things men are guilty of. Plenty of women think it's okay to yell at and hit their boyfriends/husbands, too.
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    "I'll be right back. I have to tinkle."

    Hahahahahaha that's hilarious!!!!:laugh:
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    Real men do whatever they want.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,022 Member
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    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.


    Happy to NOT be an Alpha. Ha.

    Being an alpha is fine. Having to tell people you're an alpha is lame.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.


    Happy to NOT be an Alpha. Ha.

    Being an alpha is fine. Having to tell people you're an alpha is lame.

    ^This!
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
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    "I don't know... whatever you want to do."
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
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    Order anything at a bar that end in "-tini" unless it is a traditional martini at lunch

    Appletini easy on the tini amirite?
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
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    Real men don't give a rat's *kitten* what other people think of what they say or do.

    Try telling Sean Connery that his turtle neck makes him look like an uncircumcised penis. I dare you.
  • jigsawxyouth
    jigsawxyouth Posts: 308 Member
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    Using the term "a real man".

    +1
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Cursing at their women or hitting them also falls under this post. Although some feel real men do what they want so maybe they allow for that. Ha.
  • shellbatronic
    shellbatronic Posts: 193
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    What do unreal men say/do? I like to think they ride unicorns.
  • jim9097
    jim9097 Posts: 341 Member
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    start such a pointless thread!
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
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    What do unreal men say/do? I like to think they ride unicorns.

    Neil Patrick Harris is as real as they come.

    nph-unicorn.jpeg
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Uiv7QjE.gif

    ^This! :laugh: But I admit that I do laugh uncontrollably every time I see this episode.

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