Things a real man should never say/do!

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.


    Happy to NOT be an Alpha. Ha.

    Being an alpha is fine. Having to tell people you're an alpha is lame.

    ^This!
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    "I don't know... whatever you want to do."
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
    Order anything at a bar that end in "-tini" unless it is a traditional martini at lunch

    Appletini easy on the tini amirite?
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
    Real men don't give a rat's *kitten* what other people think of what they say or do.

    Try telling Sean Connery that his turtle neck makes him look like an uncircumcised penis. I dare you.
  • jigsawxyouth
    jigsawxyouth Posts: 308 Member
    Using the term "a real man".

    +1
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Cursing at their women or hitting them also falls under this post. Although some feel real men do what they want so maybe they allow for that. Ha.
  • shellbatronic
    shellbatronic Posts: 193
    What do unreal men say/do? I like to think they ride unicorns.
  • jim9097
    jim9097 Posts: 341 Member
    start such a pointless thread!
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
    What do unreal men say/do? I like to think they ride unicorns.

    Neil Patrick Harris is as real as they come.

    nph-unicorn.jpeg
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    ^This! :laugh: But I admit that I do laugh uncontrollably every time I see this episode.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    "I'm an alpha." Ugh, STFU.


    Happy to NOT be an Alpha. Ha.

    Being an alpha is fine. Having to tell people you're an alpha is lame.

    Most people who think they are alphas are not. And most people who are alphas are not consciously aware of it and wouldn't call themselves that, in fact most probably haven't heard of the term.

    And no-one is an alpha in every social group, but every social group has an alpha.
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    Cursing at their women or hitting them also falls under this post. Although some feel real men do what they want so maybe they allow for that. Ha.

    Sometimes couples are going to argue and curse at each other.

    But I agree...the number one thing that a real man never does is hit a woman. I don't even get it. I've been married for 21 years and my wife and I have had some HOF arguments but it has never occurred to me that I should just smack her so she will see things my way.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I give up.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    Sometimes couples are going to argue and curse at each other.

    Not with me. Arguments, yes. But you curse at me, you're going to be feeling single.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    eat quiche.
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    Sometimes couples are going to argue and curse at each other.

    Not with me. Arguments, yes. But you curse at me, you're going to be feeling single.

    Well my wife has always given as well as she takes.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Put little hearts above their i's.
  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
    Try to lie to their woman....we will ALWAYS find out! :tongue:
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Using the term "a real man".

    also, "man card"
  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
    well poo according to some these Im not real. OH MY G-O-S-H Im the imaginary friend!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Sometimes couples are going to argue and curse at each other.

    Not with me. Arguments, yes. But you curse at me, you're going to be feeling single.

    i don't yell. she doesn't yell. shouting each other down isn't productive.

    i don't curse at her (i might curse as part of my vernacular) and she doesn't curse at me. in my opinion, cursing at someone is an attempt to belittle or knock them down a peg, and that's not how i want to get my point across.

    these are not ground rules. this is just what happens.
  • Jordan_Gregers
    Jordan_Gregers Posts: 35 Member
    Using his ability to successfully perform a certain kind of masculinity as a way to prove to himself and others that his gender identity matches his genitals.

    Also using the term "real man"
  • Ashes_To_Beast
    Ashes_To_Beast Posts: 378 Member
    Real men do whatever they want.

    No real men do whatever they have to do for their familly and their woman... Boys do whatever they want!!!
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Mommm! I'm out of Mountain Dew!!!!!!

    meatloaf.gif

    LMAO, I do this to my mom just to see what she says. Tried to get her to watch the movie, just so she can see this scene. Classic!
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    "Hello, I am fictitious."
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Real men do whatever they want.

    No real men do whatever they have to do for their familly and their woman... Boys do whatever they want!!!

    Subjective.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    criticize or complain about a woman's body particularly when she changes due to pregnancy, weight loss or gain, etc.
  • corbridge
    corbridge Posts: 81 Member
    Never brag about their sexual rendavous
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    define "real man"
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