Things a real man should never say/do!

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  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    define "real man"

    Someone with chromosomes that matches a biological man. ;)
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    Men (and women) should never say " You jelly!'
    (jealous)... just say jealous.. when someone says that I face palm.
    :explode: :explode: :explode:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Using the term "a real man".

    This was going to be MY response, damn it.
  • Ashes_To_Beast
    Ashes_To_Beast Posts: 378 Member
    Real men do whatever they want.

    No real men do whatever they have to do for their familly and their woman... Boys do whatever they want!!!

    Subjective.

    So is this entire topic tho :tongue:
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Real men do whatever they want.

    No real men do whatever they have to do for their familly and their woman... Boys do whatever they want!!!

    Subjective.

    So is this entire topic tho :tongue:

    True.

    **Minus the chromosome and genital talk, that is pretty concrete.**

    Okay, what i call a "real man" does whatever he so chooses.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    he shouldn't let himself be dissuaded from doing something he wants to do for fear of others considering him to not be a "real man" because he's not acting like all the stereotypes

    Exactly this. I don't give a rats *kitten* what other people think makes or breaks a "real man".
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    After I finish cooking dinner and cleaning the bathrooms I'm going to sew myself a weighted vest.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    anything that is done by someone who identifies as "a man" makes a "real man"

    what they like to do doesn't add or subtract from this.

    nor do societal norms.

    not even chromosomes or what's going on between their legs.

    I know post- and pre-op trans men. I know men in theatre. in kitchens. behind sewing machines. under the engine of a muscle car. in a tank. wearing pink. playing tea-party with their kids or their friend's kids. lawyers and doctors and stay at home dads. gay, straight, bi, pan, and asexual. All of them are men.
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    Try to be something they are not...be yourself always!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,029 Member
    Take a bath.............unless with an SO.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Say, "Yes, your butt does look big in that"
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Go on dating sites while in a relationship!
  • Oldtimer_65
    Oldtimer_65 Posts: 89
    Never brag about their sexual rendavous

    Never misspell 'rendezvous'....
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Sit on the toilet backwards like Butters.
    You know who you are.
  • Randyamc
    Randyamc Posts: 365 Member
    Sometimes couples are going to argue and curse at each other.

    Not with me. Arguments, yes. But you curse at me, you're going to be feeling single.

    +1 Communication... Never thought so many adults would struggle in that area.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I do.

    Worst two words I ever said.
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    Fail to understand how a suit should fit.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Real men do whatever they want.

    No real men do whatever they have to do for their familly and their woman... Boys do whatever they want!!!

    QFT!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I do.

    Worst two words I ever said.

    Oh you!
  • Wiltord1982
    Wiltord1982 Posts: 312 Member
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  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Real men drink whiskey and shave with a knife.
  • bermudamel
    bermudamel Posts: 212
    ASKING ANY WOMEN EVER IF SHE IS PREGNANT (UNLESS SHE IS CROWNING AT THAT POINT)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Sit on the toilet backwards like Butters.
    You know who you are.

    but if you sit facing the wall you have that nice little shelf for your comics and chocolate milk...and you got the flusher right there.
  • Oldtimer_65
    Oldtimer_65 Posts: 89
    Real men drink whiskey and shave with a knife.

    I have shaved with a knife. That takes a steady hand, for sure.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Sometimes couples are going to argue and curse at each other.

    Not with me. Arguments, yes. But you curse at me, you're going to be feeling single.

    i don't yell. she doesn't yell. shouting each other down isn't productive.

    i don't curse at her (i might curse as part of my vernacular) and she doesn't curse at me. in my opinion, cursing at someone is an attempt to belittle or knock them down a peg, and that's not how i want to get my point across.

    these are not ground rules. this is just what happens.

    well said :flowerforyou:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Real men drink whiskey and shave with a knife.


    Yes they do


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  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    I was wrong.
  • biggsterjackster
    biggsterjackster Posts: 419 Member
    "Did you come?"
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    he shouldn't let himself be dissuaded from doing something he wants to do for fear of others considering him to not be a "real man" because he's not acting like all the stereotypes

    Exactly this. I don't give a rats *kitten* what other people think makes or breaks a "real man".

    Same here...
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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Sit on the toilet backwards like Butters.
    You know who you are.

    but if you sit facing the wall you have that nice little shelf for your comics and chocolate milk...and you got the flusher right there.

    ....thinking...
    comic books sound awesome...
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