Nickname for your most PRIVATE of privates?

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TheFisherKing
TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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I used to use "The Kraken" only so I could unzip and shout "Release the Kraken" but the reference is dated and the ladies would laugh, killing the mood. Now the whole package goes by "Captain Happy and the Love Commandos," as he likes to deliver smiles but knows the importance of a good helmet.
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    Tony Flow and the Majestic Masters of Mayhem
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    I really just want this on my feed. I'm not creative enough to nickname anything.

    Except TheSlorax. My one shining moment.
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
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    Kong
  • Escloflowne
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  • DomStapleton
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    Big Dom.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I really just want this on my feed. I'm not creative enough to nickname anything.

    Except TheSlorax. My one shining moment.

    I wish I had come up with that. I'm jealous. I need Jim Nantz.

    The ball is tipped
    and there you are
    you're running for your life
    you're a shooting star
    And all the years
    no one knows
    just how hard you worked
    but now it shows...
    (in) ONE SHINING MOMENT, IT'S ALL ON THE LINE
    ONE SHINING MOMENT, THERE FROZEN IN TIME
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I used to use "The Kraken" only so I could unzip and shout "Release the Kraken" but the reference is dated and the ladies would laugh, killing the mood. Now the whole package goes by "Captain Happy and the Love Commandos," as he likes to deliver smiles but knows the importance of a good helmet.

    lmfao at "The Kraken." Love it!
  • Derpes
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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    I'm in just to hear the nicknames.

    No nicknames here :ohwell:
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    There are those who call it.....Tim?
  • thomaszabel
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    Mini me

    Just kidding.
  • RaeLB
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    dirty south
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    If I were to type the word, MFP would render it as **** because I'm not one for euphamisms
  • neutralmilkhotel83
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    There are those who call it.....Tim?

    Did you just call me a ****?
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
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    I named mine after that hispanic actor from the 90's, Benicio Del Toro.

    I called him "Penicio Del Toro"
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
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    I named mine after that hispanic actor from the 90's, Benicio Del Toro.

    I called him "Penicio Del Toro"

    Loved Penicio in The Usual Suspects.

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