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Nickname for your most PRIVATE of privates?

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  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    Peg Leg Pete's Pirate Parade.
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  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    There are those who call it.....Tim?

    Did you just call me a ****?

    Lolol.

    I just refer to mine as "*kitten*". Men don't really care for names lol.
  • jshay295
    jshay295 Posts: 110 Member
    Bajingo , or who-ha!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    The Little Engine That Could
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    Why the heck would I name it?

    I don't TALK to it....i play with it....

    it doesn't come when I talk to it either....






    now when my lover talks to it....

    different story......but still who the heck NAMES it.

    Important safety tip: If you name something, it's less likely someone will be able to kill it.

    I want him to kill it....i want him to pound it to death....
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  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    Tyrannosaurus Rex

    ^wife's idea.

    Not to be shortened to T-Rex :angry:

    is that her way of saying you can't quite reach things?
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    personally I haven't named it/him... but I think it must be called "is that it?"

    that's what everyone seems to say when they sit it/him
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Tyrannosaurus Rex

    ^wife's idea.

    Not to be shortened to T-Rex :angry:

    is that her way of saying you can't quite reach things?

    OUCH
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    personally I haven't named it/him... but I think it must be called "is that it?"

    that's what everyone seems to say when they sit it/him

    Oh man. My deepest sympathies!
  • Sunshine2plus2
    Sunshine2plus2 Posts: 1,492 Member
    OMG these are so funny!
  • Phera
    Phera Posts: 269 Member
    These are hilarious. I've never named my ***** but maybe I'd go with Sekhmet. Lion goddess of war and healing ;-)
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    I wanted to call mine Aaron Burr and hers Alexander Hamilton, but she looked at me funny and called me a nerd.
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