Lie about yourself.

TattooedNici

I have never eaten my weight in chocolate. Nope, never...

mrphil86

I hate sex

Me too.

PixTheCupCakeDestroyer

I'm easily intimidated and not very confident.

JenniCali1000

I love origami

TX_Rhon

I love Monday mornings!!

KatieLouWho19

I am very unhappy!

hgroovy2

I am a ghost

WaKay

I hate sugar.

BlueButterfly94

I love celery!

NainRouge

I am Iron Man.

sebastiansparkles

I don't use Kahlua as coffee creamer. :blushing:

buzzcogs

It's so hard for me to eat enough to fill up 1200 calories a day!

Hikr56

I'm praying for more snow.

Jenni129

I'm a vampire looking for my next victim. :devil:

grillnchill

I'm the g**damn batman!

__Amazeballs__

:fart: That wasn't me!

KatieLouWho19

:fart: That wasn't me!

*kitten*

rdennisjr

I'm just freaking overjoyed that I skipped going to bed early with the wife and went running instead...

Lil_Northern_Light

I have scheduled, um, "love snuggles"

sanderdejonge

I'm sleeping.