Lie about yourself.

TattooedNici

It's self explanatory, so post a lie about yourself. Here's my first lie...

I'm a biological man.

fitnessbabe90

I eat humans

leila_bunny

I'm a vampire

Crimson_Fire

This isn't my natural hair color.

MysteriousMerlin

I once killed a man for a taco.

Crimson_Fire

I once killed a man for a taco.

I've done worse for a taco!

DienhartDotCom

I'm too lazy

TattooedNici

I'm best friends with Bill Clinton.

Bucky83

I have 20/20 vision.

MysteriousMerlin

I once killed a man for a taco.

I've done worse for a taco!

I kicked a puppy for nachos.

ShreddingIt_84

I have my own reality show on E!

SaintGiff

I am a nice person.

Crimson__Phoenix

I'm a zombie

bheathfit

I run guns for the North Irish...

BraveNewdGirl

Totally unafraid of chickens.

kjo9692

I LOVE vegetables.

bheathfit

I'm naked, in a dark room, smoking cigars and watching cartoon network because I'm too lazy to find the remote... :huh:

infinitevast

I hate chocolate.

Strivetobebetter76

I am AWESOME

TattooedNici

I helped an elephant give birth while vacationing in West Africa.

ComradeTovarich

Mild mannered student by day, masked luchador crime fighter by night.

aworkoutroutine

I'm a werewolf.

mailroomclerk

I didn't date a stripper.

mrsBrown1989

I hate getting dirty

DienhartDotCom

I'm great at coming up with interesting lies to share.

Manic5781

I breed and raise unicorns in French Polynesia.

TattooedNici

I'm actually a 500 pound man posing as a 30 year old woman, in hopes of picking up dudes online.

Manic5781

I'm a 300 pound woman posing as a 36 year old man in hopes of picking up ladies online.

pseudomuffin

I'm actually a cupcake

TheLadyBane

I once got away from Dog The Bounty Hunter by hiding in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant. I spent an hour getting chow mien out of my hair.

ComradeTovarich

I put the screw in the tuna.