Lie about yourself.

_xXJennXx_

I don't wear thongs

Operation_Shred

I am not an alcoholic.

sweetcurlz67

I love bacon...

AshleyM71

I am not passionate or adventurous

SaintGiff

^ I do not have an unhealthy crush...

aworkoutroutine

I am famous

BriTyler3

I'm rich

Woodspoon

I am, Kid Rock

DeltsOfPeace

I don't even lift.

themedalist

I am an extraordinarily gifted chef.

BriTyler3

I never owned a dog

TX_Rhon

I interrupt this thread to post this fact!




But back on topic: I haven't had a Starbucks all weekend!

rollng_thundr

I have no compassion for others...

luadams2

Brad Pitt wants to touch my booty.

vicki304

I'm a millionaire

bigbarnold

I wish I could go back to my heaviest weight!

TattooedNici

I co-wrote all of Queen's greatest hits.

Beezil

I don't like pain.

TheLadyBane

I used to date LL Cool J in high school.

SunKissed1989

I hate sunlight

snoopyjet

I hate books!

Curlysasha

I hate candy crush saga ... grrrr hate it!

siport

i dont have a man crush on professor Brian Cox

Cameron_1969

I don't like pain.

:devil:

tomaspetro

If I told you the truth, I'd be lying.

TattooedNici

I was a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, season two. I lost to Tyra Sanchez.

Sinisterly

I love my knee right now.

TX_Rhon

I did NOT think of stabbing my boss in the neck when he was in my office earlier. He is an amazing manager and in no way does he micromanage!!!

The_1_Who_Knocks

I'm not wearing boxers today with brilliant neon green and yellow stripes.

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