Lie about yourself.

mank32

i'm ashamed of the huge shiner i got on my knee from falling off my board two nights ago. :laugh: :bigsmile:

Tight_Fit

I have a tattoo of the Mona Lisa on my butt.

SofaKingRad_II

I despise beer, coffee, pizza, and wings.

Tight_Fit

I despise beer, coffee, pizza, and wings.

I don't think I could say those words without shedding a tear..

AthleticForties_wechanged

I never sext.

seltzermint555

I grew up in a trailer park with nine brothers and two goats.

way_2_sexy_4_u

I am sexy.



I think that is the biggest lie I have ever said.

Sunshine2plus2

I am skinny

sunman00

I lost my virginity aged 11

FoxBean

I can swim :sad:

Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel

I steal wine from homeless people. Sometimes I even steal their shoes. :bigsmile:

HerrJo

I hate the bagpipes and love showing off that gorgeous figure 9 in a kilt.

heskettj

That is really me in my profile pic.

elleloch

I can fly

Tight_Fit

That is really me in my profile pic.

It's supposed to be a lie!

bachampion04

I never smile ;-)

- James

Sunshine2plus2

I am a 34yo virgin

SugarBaby71

I never stress out about anything...

twistyshakes

Lack of sleep makes me a fun and quirky person.

NatiaGonitellie

I am a Prima Ballerina. :bigsmile:

Maryaly40

i hate exercising

fredman2

I am a 34yo virgin

Let me guess: you're really 44 years old?

cad39too

I am not fabulous

fredman2

I am a boring introvert..

HuggyBeahr

I am not an A hole

pawnstarNate

Derpes

I'm a marine biologist.

aworkoutroutine

I NEVER TELL A LIE.

rileamoyer

I am a retired Playboy Bunny

RebelliousRibbons

I'm only 21!