Lie about yourself.

DienhartDotCom

My desk isn't cluttered and my house is spotless.

Manic5781

I live next to baby joker, uncle Elroy and Day Day in rancho cucamunga

ReinasWrath

I'm cool

Marcia315

I'm a fitness model.

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The_1_Who_Knocks

I blessed the rains down in Africa.

tomaspetro

I am actually James Earl Jones

DienhartDotCom

I look so graceful when doing exercise that requires coordination or agility.

TattooedNici

I'm Trump's financial advisor.

ComradeTovarich

A guinea pig doesn't control my life.

Twisted_Wrister

I invented the question mark

Jonesingmucho

I published a medical study on the effects of exposure to scented flipchart markers and increased brainwave activity in the frontal lobe.


x sniffs marker x

Twisted_Wrister

I am not left handed

FatOldManMN

I never lie.

mobrien0527

I'm wearing a wig

romanaXOX

I'm just on here for the free beer

SavinnaMarie

I never ate chocolate

JulsiePie

I give massages to cows to help stimulate milk flow.

TattedInStilettos

I care...

spirit095

I love the winter

salembambi

i am not a misandrist

Charlie187mfp

I Love mushrooms

Building_Bulk

I brush my hair daily

U_R_my_Sunshine

I have never experienced road rage.

sunshinesquared

I'm not very nice.

iheartbiology

Getting up early to go the the gym excites me!

Cynner2007

A six year old does not run my house

darkrose20

I am a morning person.

TattooedNici

I don't have any birthmarks.

s1rens0ng

im a virgin :P