Lie about yourself.

rowlandsw

I stayed within my calories today.

Lil_Northern_Light

I never went skinny dipping at 4am

Elektrolyfe

I never deadlifted over 500 lbs.

g44219

I haven't laughed at any of these posts!

mulecanter

I didn't eat that.

elusive_design

My delts are my strong upper body link

mishtery

i'm a virgin :laugh:

alaskamatteson

I'm NOT Batman.

iRun_Butterfly

I'm a confident, sophisticated and lady-like

k_nicole87

I am not paranoid.

running_tall

I'm short.

elusive_design

I'm innocent

jessilyn76

I'm a doctor........can I give you a checkup?

elusive_design

I don't need to go to a doctor for a checkup because I've totally been there sometime in the last 15 years

blazergrad

Rush hour traffic doesn't bother me one little bit.... nope, not at all .....

runner475

I'm so not fond of MFP. That site sucks.

Betty_Rubble

Totally rocking 6 pack abs!

msnucerity

I have no patience for animals.

ChasingMyBliss

My idea of a fun camping trip involves a 5th wheel camper instead of a tent and backpack!

dwm2112

I'm far too modest and humble to lie about myself.