YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND EXERCISE WHEN......

You try to do a few push ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor....
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  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Your BMI is overweight category
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    When you are hungry all the time!
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    Even your guinea pig starts calling you fat.
  • spirit095
    spirit095 Posts: 1,017 Member
    When your friends start poking at your belly >.<
  • s1rens0ng
    s1rens0ng Posts: 127 Member
    when 'one size fits all' does'nt fit you !
  • When your six year old pokes your tummy and says "Mummy, it looks like there's a baby in your tummy" .. righto kid, LOL.. I did smile sweetly at her, but was not happy:))
  • Your friend says u look pregnant.
  • Cath_Taylor
    Cath_Taylor Posts: 104 Member
    Your friend says u look pregnant.

    Sometimes not even friends! I had a guy stand up on a train not too long ago because and I quote "you need to take the weight off your feet in your condition".... someone hold me back!
  • Your friend says u look pregnant.

    Sometimes not even friends! I had a guy stand up on a train not too long ago because and I quote "you need to take the weight off your feet in your condition".... someone hold me back!

    You should have said.. "No, it's okay, keep the seat. Your are going to need it, after I'm done kicking you in the nuts!!" LOL.. poor you, sorry this happened to you, that sucks!
  • Cath_Taylor
    Cath_Taylor Posts: 104 Member
    Your friend says u look pregnant.

    Sometimes not even friends! I had a guy stand up on a train not too long ago because and I quote "you need to take the weight off your feet in your condition".... someone hold me back!

    You should have said.. "No, it's okay, keep the seat. Your are going to need it, after I'm done kicking you in the nuts!!" LOL.. poor you, sorry this happened to you, that sucks!

    I took the seat... & took as much pleasure in saying very loudly "I'm not pregnant!" It was enough to send him a fair shade of purple!!! :D

    I suppose looking back, at 44 at least it was a compliment that he thought I was young enough to be pregnant! :D
  • djxil
    djxil Posts: 357
    ...I weigh 258. Drink energy drinks in the am, soda in the pm, candy all the tricking time and fast food for lunch every day. Gave it all up and don't miss them one bit.

    ...when you *kitten* is a back and your back is an *kitten*

    ...when you are embarrassed at the pool and fear whale hunters gawking eyes!
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    The cat uses me as a trampoline.
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Your BMI is overweight category

    Hey I am still considered in the overweight category. So I do not completely agree
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    When you try to wear clothes it seems that the clothes hug the unwanted belly fat.
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:

    When I was little I thought the Ghostbuster marshmallow was the Michelin tire guy lol
  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
    None of your belts fit...even the one with the home made holes...
  • starlaca
    starlaca Posts: 779 Member
    You get on the scale and it says "one at a time please!"
  • HealthyVitamins
    HealthyVitamins Posts: 432 Member
    You can see the folds of fat over your knees in skinny jeans :sad:
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:

    When I was little I thought the Ghostbuster marshmallow was the Michelin tire guy lol

    Haha!! I was gonna use the icon of Michelin tyre but not sure if all know..so I describe myself as marshmallow ghost of Ghostbuster, at least I sound yummy :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • HaibaneReki
    HaibaneReki Posts: 373 Member
    ... when you can't tie your shoelaces without almost passing out bcuz of all the blood rushing to your head :)
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    When you can't get your seatbelt on, or the lap bar to snap in place at the fair -cries-
  • aribugg
    aribugg Posts: 164 Member
    when those pants that made you look hot suddenly become your worst enemy!
  • Left4Good
    Left4Good Posts: 304
    When you don't have enough self-esteem, over 80% of your clothes don't fit, you always feel tired
  • motivatedmartha
    motivatedmartha Posts: 1,108 Member
    When you can't cut your toenails or tie up shoe laces cos your boobs get in the way too much!!
  • crispsandwich
    crispsandwich Posts: 177 Member
    when your belly sits on your knees like a family pet
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    you get winded bending down to tie your shoes
  • elbaldwin0525
    elbaldwin0525 Posts: 159 Member
    you get tired getting dressed
  • jchadden42
    jchadden42 Posts: 189
    When you want to buy new jeans and you realize the next size up puts you on the "plus sized" side of the store.
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    When your shoes are tied to the inside because you cant bend down enough to tie them in the middle

    when you have a dun-lap belly.... your belly is so big it dun lapped over onto your lap