YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND EXERCISE WHEN......
fitnessbabe90
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You try to do a few push ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor....
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Your BMI is overweight category0
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When you are hungry all the time!0
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Even your guinea pig starts calling you fat.0
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When your friends start poking at your belly >.<0
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when 'one size fits all' does'nt fit you !0
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When your six year old pokes your tummy and says "Mummy, it looks like there's a baby in your tummy" .. righto kid, LOL.. I did smile sweetly at her, but was not happy:))0
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Your friend says u look pregnant.0
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Your friend says u look pregnant.
Sometimes not even friends! I had a guy stand up on a train not too long ago because and I quote "you need to take the weight off your feet in your condition".... someone hold me back!0 -
Your friend says u look pregnant.
Sometimes not even friends! I had a guy stand up on a train not too long ago because and I quote "you need to take the weight off your feet in your condition".... someone hold me back!
You should have said.. "No, it's okay, keep the seat. Your are going to need it, after I'm done kicking you in the nuts!!" LOL.. poor you, sorry this happened to you, that sucks!0 -
Your friend says u look pregnant.
Sometimes not even friends! I had a guy stand up on a train not too long ago because and I quote "you need to take the weight off your feet in your condition".... someone hold me back!
You should have said.. "No, it's okay, keep the seat. Your are going to need it, after I'm done kicking you in the nuts!!" LOL.. poor you, sorry this happened to you, that sucks!
I took the seat... & took as much pleasure in saying very loudly "I'm not pregnant!" It was enough to send him a fair shade of purple!!!
I suppose looking back, at 44 at least it was a compliment that he thought I was young enough to be pregnant!0 -
...I weigh 258. Drink energy drinks in the am, soda in the pm, candy all the tricking time and fast food for lunch every day. Gave it all up and don't miss them one bit.
...when you *kitten* is a back and your back is an *kitten*
...when you are embarrassed at the pool and fear whale hunters gawking eyes!0 -
When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:0
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The cat uses me as a trampoline.0
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Your BMI is overweight category
Hey I am still considered in the overweight category. So I do not completely agree0 -
When you try to wear clothes it seems that the clothes hug the unwanted belly fat.0
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When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:
When I was little I thought the Ghostbuster marshmallow was the Michelin tire guy lol0 -
None of your belts fit...even the one with the home made holes...0
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You get on the scale and it says "one at a time please!"0
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You can see the folds of fat over your knees in skinny jeans :sad:0
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When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:
When I was little I thought the Ghostbuster marshmallow was the Michelin tire guy lol
Haha!! I was gonna use the icon of Michelin tyre but not sure if all know..so I describe myself as marshmallow ghost of Ghostbuster, at least I sound yummy :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0 -
... when you can't tie your shoelaces without almost passing out bcuz of all the blood rushing to your head0
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When you can't get your seatbelt on, or the lap bar to snap in place at the fair -cries-0
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when those pants that made you look hot suddenly become your worst enemy!0
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When you don't have enough self-esteem, over 80% of your clothes don't fit, you always feel tired0
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When you can't cut your toenails or tie up shoe laces cos your boobs get in the way too much!!0
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when your belly sits on your knees like a family pet0
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you get winded bending down to tie your shoes0
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you get tired getting dressed0
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When you want to buy new jeans and you realize the next size up puts you on the "plus sized" side of the store.0
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When your shoes are tied to the inside because you cant bend down enough to tie them in the middle
when you have a dun-lap belly.... your belly is so big it dun lapped over onto your lap0
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