YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND EXERCISE WHEN......

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  • HaibaneReki
    HaibaneReki Posts: 373 Member
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    ... when you can't tie your shoelaces without almost passing out bcuz of all the blood rushing to your head :)
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
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    When you can't get your seatbelt on, or the lap bar to snap in place at the fair -cries-
  • aribugg
    aribugg Posts: 164 Member
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    when those pants that made you look hot suddenly become your worst enemy!
  • Left4Good
    Left4Good Posts: 304
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    When you don't have enough self-esteem, over 80% of your clothes don't fit, you always feel tired
  • motivatedmartha
    motivatedmartha Posts: 1,108 Member
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    When you can't cut your toenails or tie up shoe laces cos your boobs get in the way too much!!
  • crispsandwich
    crispsandwich Posts: 177 Member
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    when your belly sits on your knees like a family pet
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
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    you get winded bending down to tie your shoes
  • elbaldwin0525
    elbaldwin0525 Posts: 159 Member
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    you get tired getting dressed
  • jchadden42
    jchadden42 Posts: 189
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    When you want to buy new jeans and you realize the next size up puts you on the "plus sized" side of the store.
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
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    When your shoes are tied to the inside because you cant bend down enough to tie them in the middle

    when you have a dun-lap belly.... your belly is so big it dun lapped over onto your lap
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
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    you are told you can not ride this ride because the safety harness wont close. Happened to me and I was at the front of the roller coaster. :-(... I cried.
  • joolywooly33
    joolywooly33 Posts: 421 Member
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    When you think twice before being naked in front of anyone........
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
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    Thanks for the giggle this morning... :laugh:
  • 1stday13
    1stday13 Posts: 433 Member
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    When get down in the middle of the floor and have to crawl over to something to hold on to so you can get up :noway:
  • mizzcasual
    mizzcasual Posts: 223 Member
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    When you're craving everything and constantly tired.
  • Phrick
    Phrick Posts: 2,765 Member
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    when you can't tie your shoes without getting seriously out of breath
  • raven_ous
    raven_ous Posts: 223
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    When your doctor tells you that you need to diet and you think to yourself "Oh gawd, what color is my junk now?":wink:
  • FitnessCharl
    FitnessCharl Posts: 166
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    When your physique resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy
  • Phrick
    Phrick Posts: 2,765 Member
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    When your shoes are tied to the inside because you cant bend down enough to tie them in the middle

    when you have a dun-lap belly.... your belly is so big it dun lapped over onto your lap

    ha, this reminds me of when my husband told his mom, very seriously, one day "Mom, Ih ave Dunlap Disease." Of course she started to panic till he busted up laughing and said "my belly Dunlapped over my belt!" Mean, yes. Also so, so funny.
  • BioShocked89
    BioShocked89 Posts: 330 Member
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    When you sweat doing dishes. All three of them.

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