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YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND EXERCISE WHEN......

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    you are told you can not ride this ride because the safety harness wont close. Happened to me and I was at the front of the roller coaster. :-(... I cried.
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    When you think twice before being naked in front of anyone........
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    Thanks for the giggle this morning... :laugh:
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    When get down in the middle of the floor and have to crawl over to something to hold on to so you can get up :noway:
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    When you're craving everything and constantly tired.
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    when you can't tie your shoes without getting seriously out of breath
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    When your doctor tells you that you need to diet and you think to yourself "Oh gawd, what color is my junk now?":wink:
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    When your physique resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy
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    When your shoes are tied to the inside because you cant bend down enough to tie them in the middle

    when you have a dun-lap belly.... your belly is so big it dun lapped over onto your lap

    ha, this reminds me of when my husband told his mom, very seriously, one day "Mom, Ih ave Dunlap Disease." Of course she started to panic till he busted up laughing and said "my belly Dunlapped over my belt!" Mean, yes. Also so, so funny.
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    When you sweat doing dishes. All three of them.
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    ...when your 4 year old runs faster than you.

    (He's 6 now and Mommy wins. Ha!)
  • Posts: 331 Member
    True story:

    You don't have to order anymore at the Burger King drive thru---they were already expecting you.

    Also:

    You walk in to Buffalo Wild Wings and they greet you by name and take you to "your" table
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    Hey I am still considered in the overweight category. So I do not completely agree

    A good time to diet and exercise? When you want to be healthy.
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    when 'one size fits all' does'nt fit you !

    :laugh: Exactly. Whos dumba$$ thought of one size fits all anyway?
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    When you have to rock back and forth to gain momentum to get off the couch.
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    You try to do a few push ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor....

    I think this just means you need stronger arms :wink:
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    When your driving your muscle car around thinking your cool, hit a bump in the road and can feel your man breasts jiggling and bouncing......
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    When you twerk, you become the wrecking ball.
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    When you twerk, you become the wrecking ball.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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    When I look like Big White Marshmallow Ghost of Ghostbuster..when I stand in front of mirror :grumble:

    Big White Marshm......WTF??? :noway: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

    On a related note..."Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!!"
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    you are diagnosed with furniture disease...when your chest falls into your drawers.
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    When just your warm up stretches are a major workout for you ...
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    When you can no longer actually see the scale while standing on it...
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    When you cant catch your breath after running 20 meters to catch the bus (and you actually fail to catch the bus because you were too slow)
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    When you send out a missing persons report on your donger, because you haven't seen him in a decade.

    Maybe it'll show up on a milk carton.
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    When you get out of breath grating cheese.
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    Your six-pack has turned into a gallon jug...
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    Two things really clued me in. First, I made a Mii for Wii Fit and after you enter in your info it takes the "normal Mii" and changes it into what you really look like.
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    Second, I noticed I had to hold my breath to tie my shoes.
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