Looking for young impressionable fitness friends

delicious_cocktail

Hi! I'm looking for some new friends on MFP.

Most of my friends now are old guys and just don't "get it" like us youngsters do!

Sometimes when I am surf boarding on the beach or riding in my jeep with the top down I feel like adults just don't get me L.O.L.

If you are a young person and are looking for fitness friend and have low self esteem, feel lost or alone, or need validation and are willing to do anything to get it, please send me a friend request and I will take adva - - care of you. Like a friend.

Females preferred.

Sincerely,

SunofaBeach14

Preferably with thigh gaps

Desterknee

If you are a young person - check
and are looking for fitness friend - check
and have low self esteem, - check
feel lost or alone, - check
or need validation - check
and are willing to do anything to get it, - not check, but I am open to negotiation


Females preferred. - is post-op okay?

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Preferably with thigh gaps

*kicks rocks*

delicious_cocktail

Preferably with thigh gaps

Aftermarket thigh gaps can be installed upon friend request acceptance.

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delicious_cocktail

If you are a young person - check
and are looking for fitness friend - check
and have low self esteem, - check
feel lost or alone, - check
or need validation - check
and are willing to do anything to get it, - not check, but I am open to negotiation


Females preferred. - is post-op okay?

Pre-op preferred, post-op will be entertained on a case by case basis.

Desterknee

If you are a young person - check
and are looking for fitness friend - check
and have low self esteem, - check
feel lost or alone, - check
or need validation - check
and are willing to do anything to get it, - not check, but I am open to negotiation


Females preferred. - is post-op okay?

Pre-op preferred, post-op will be entertained on a case by case basis.

You drive a hard bargain, Mister.

SunofaBeach14

Preferably with thigh gaps

*kicks rocks*

Will fill space . . .

delicious_cocktail

Define young......and Impressionable...do you mean like Memory Foam???

I like the soft, yielding quality of them, but I prefer they retain the shape which is impressed upon them for slighty longer.

DainaLC

Awe, looks like my age interferes yet again! If you change your mind, I'll be snow boarding or hang gliding one of the two.

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delicious_cocktail

I know for a fact that youngsters use this website and I am still looking for other like-minded youths to pal around with and talk slang jive. Please also don't think I won't entertain male friend requests, I will do that to if you fit the other criteria. I am flexible for adherents for this cool new club I am forming. Members only! L.O.L.

Isn't high school a difficult time of our lives?! L.O.L.

Sincerely,

firstsip

Hi! I like all music (except country lol!), partying, working out and NO. DRAMA. I HATE DRAMA. I live my life by the Abraham Lincoln quote, "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." I'm definitely young because I got carded at GameStop once!

ttys llys ~*~*~ :flowerforyou:

Tight_Fit

Thigh gaps? Pleaseee

emilyc85

Preferably with thigh gaps

Aftermarket thigh gaps can be installed upon friend request acceptance.

Well *kitten*! I thought I didn't qualify anymore! This is a relief!

Lets see, i will start off by telling you a little about myself: I have extremely low self esteem and will hang around no matter what is said or done. I have always coveted with every fiber of my being the thigh gap, and will take an aftermarket one if that means having one at all. I will tailor every word, and even my personality, to fit your needs. I am so desperately lonely that I will take all kinds of mental torment and abuse to say that I have friends.

Please please PLEASE CHOOSE ME!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I just want someone to like me, even if it is only as someone to torment :sad: :sad: :sad:

raven_ous

greeneyes0809

...yolo?

Tight_Fit

Preferably with thigh gaps

Aftermarket thigh gaps can be installed upon friend request acceptance.

Well *kitten*! I thought I didn't qualify anymore! This is a relief!

Lets see, i will start off by telling you a little about myself: I have extremely low self esteem and will hang around no matter what is said or done. I have always coveted with every fiber of my being the thigh gap, and will take an aftermarket one if that means having one at all. I will tailor every word, and even my personality, to fit your needs. I am so desperately lonely that I will take all kinds of mental torment and abuse to say that I have friends.

Please please PLEASE CHOOSE ME!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I just want someone to like me, even if it is only as someone to torment :sad: :sad: :sad:

I think I love you.

Achrya

*slinks in*

Hey any males who fit the criteria, are rejected by Delicious, and have one of this impressive torso pictures is more than welcome to come swing by my way. All I ask is that you have a small portfolio of pictures (suicide girls style) ready for me to look over and consider.


Thanks.

raven_ous

raven_ous

Hi! I'm looking for some new friends on MFP.

Most of my friends now are old guys and just don't "get it" like us youngsters do!

Sometimes when I am surf boarding on the beach or riding in my jeep with the top down I feel like adults just don't get me L.O.L.

If you are a young person and are looking for fitness friend and have low self esteem, feel lost or alone, or need validation and are willing to do anything to get it, please send me a friend request and I will take adva - - care of you. Like a friend.

Females preferred.

Sincerely,

delicious_cocktail

Well *kitten*! I thought I didn't qualify anymore! This is a relief!

Lets see, i will start off by telling you a little about myself: I have extremely low self esteem and will hang around no matter what is said or done. I have always coveted with every fiber of my being the thigh gap, and will take an aftermarket one if that means having one at all. I will tailor every word, and even my personality, to fit your needs. I am so desperately lonely that I will take all kinds of mental torment and abuse to say that I have friends.

Please please PLEASE CHOOSE ME!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I just want someone to like me, even if it is only as someone to torment :sad: :sad: :sad:

You are proof that god exists. Come into my warm, moist, enveloping arms!

emilyc85

Preferably with thigh gaps

Aftermarket thigh gaps can be installed upon friend request acceptance.

Well *kitten*! I thought I didn't qualify anymore! This is a relief!

Lets see, i will start off by telling you a little about myself: I have extremely low self esteem and will hang around no matter what is said or done. I have always coveted with every fiber of my being the thigh gap, and will take an aftermarket one if that means having one at all. I will tailor every word, and even my personality, to fit your needs. I am so desperately lonely that I will take all kinds of mental torment and abuse to say that I have friends.

Please please PLEASE CHOOSE ME!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I just want someone to like me, even if it is only as someone to torment :sad: :sad: :sad:

I think I love you.

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!:smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

delicious_cocktail

...yolo?

Dear young lady,

Indeed! I live my lifestyle by the credo of Y.O.LO., for youngsters like us are not designed to be held back by previous generations, who simply fail to understand the reasons why we behave as we do.

This behavior may, from time to time, include transmitting risque photographs to acquiantances on the internet (hereinafter "sexting") and I have transmitted to you a request for friendship with the understanding that we might exchange photographs.

L.O.L.O.

emilyc85

Well *kitten*! I thought I didn't qualify anymore! This is a relief!

Lets see, i will start off by telling you a little about myself: I have extremely low self esteem and will hang around no matter what is said or done. I have always coveted with every fiber of my being the thigh gap, and will take an aftermarket one if that means having one at all. I will tailor every word, and even my personality, to fit your needs. I am so desperately lonely that I will take all kinds of mental torment and abuse to say that I have friends.

Please please PLEASE CHOOSE ME!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I just want someone to like me, even if it is only as someone to torment :sad: :sad: :sad:

You are proof that god exists. Come into my warm, moist, enveloping arms!

OK!!! LOVE ME TOO!!!!!

FoxBean

Hahaha nice, nice.

delicious_cocktail

*slinks in*

Hey any males who fit the criteria, are rejected by Delicious, and have one of this impressive torso pictures is more than welcome to come swing by my way. All I ask is that you have a small portfolio of pictures (suicide girls style) ready for me to look over and consider.


Thanks.

Careful fellow men, she may be "cat fishing" which entails putting up a photograph of an attractive woman to trick you!

MiloBloom83

Hi! I'm looking for some new friends on MFP.

Most of my friends now are old guys and just don't "get it" like us youngsters do!

Sometimes when I am surf boarding on the beach or riding in my jeep with the top down I feel like adults just don't get me L.O.L.

If you are a young person and are looking for fitness friend and have low self esteem, feel lost or alone, or need validation and are willing to do anything to get it, please send me a friend request and I will take adva - - care of you. Like a friend.

Females preferred.

Sincerely,

OMG! inorite? Im misunderstood just like you. Im sending you a fr because we are so old and similar. And for your sloppy seconds.

jayliospecky

Look, I get it.

I'm old.



You can stop rubbing it in now.

Achrya

*slinks in*

Hey any males who fit the criteria, are rejected by Delicious, and have one of this impressive torso pictures is more than welcome to come swing by my way. All I ask is that you have a small portfolio of pictures (suicide girls style) ready for me to look over and consider.


Thanks.

Careful fellow men, she may be "cat fishing" which entails putting up a photograph of an attractive woman to trick you!

Wait, there's catfish here? Is it fried? Because I love fried catfish.