Should I go to this wedding?

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Achrya
Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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My mom cousin is getting married. I'm thinking I don't want to go or be apart of the event.

Reason A: She doesn't like me and I don't like her

Reason B: She isn't have a cake of any kind.

Reason C: She wants me to wear thisdbi_f13_f15678_front_2.psd.xml?layer=comp&locale=en&layer=2&scl=5&id=XK_ze1&fmt=jpg&op_colorize2=d8cfe7
but in 'champagn'. Which is going to look awful for about 3 to 5 different reasons.

Reason D: Did I mention there is no cake?

Reason E: I don't want to fly to Pennsylvania.

Reason F: No. Cake. Not because she has some kind of strange phobia or allergy to cake or anything, but just because she doesn't want it around because she herself doesn't eat cake.

Reason G-Z : No booze


Am I a bad person?
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  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    Is there a man brother?
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    No cake and no booze? Can it even be considered a wedding at that point?
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
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    ... is there at least gelato...?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Is there a man brother?

    No, can't you read?! This is clearly about my mom cousin.
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
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    What kind of a wedding doesn't have cake or booze? It doesn't sound like a good time to me but she is family...

    I like that dress! But champagne doesn't sound like a good colour :(
  • CamilleJackie350
    CamilleJackie350 Posts: 124
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    is this real life?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    No cake and no booze? Can it even be considered a wedding at that point?

    No idea. It just sounds like a really depressing and long family gathering if you ask me.

    And no gelato either. Basically happiness is not allowed here.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    What kind of a wedding doesn't have cake or booze? It doesn't sound like a good time to me but she is family...

    I like that dress! But champagne doesn't sound like a good colour :(

    I suppose the dress is cute enough, but it's not something that's gonna look good on 9 different women of various weights, sizes, and heights.
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
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    I don't think a dress exists that looks good on 9 different women. There ain't no sisterhood of the travelling pants in real life.
  • a_stronger_me13
    a_stronger_me13 Posts: 812 Member
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    Just break up.

    But seriously, no cake? They should just get married at the courthouse because people only care if there's cake. And booze.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Just break up.

    But seriously, no cake? They should just get married at the courthouse because people only care if there's cake. And booze.

    We can't break up, sadly. It's not like I don't want to (Do you think I want to be friends with someone who doesn't eat cake or drink? Hell no.) but my mommom would give me crap if I just cut off part of the family.

    She cray tho. Who doesn't let other people have cake? It's a wedding! Hell, even funerals have cake sometimes.
  • RhineDHP
    RhineDHP Posts: 1,025 Member
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    No cake, no booze, no service.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    No cake and no booze? Can it even be considered a wedding at that point?

    No idea. It just sounds like a really depressing and long family gathering if you ask me.

    And no gelato either. Basically happiness is not allowed here.

    My family has cake and booze at every occasion. Even funerals. I say skip it.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    No cake and no booze? Can it even be considered a wedding at that point?

    No idea. It just sounds like a really depressing and long family gathering if you ask me.

    And no gelato either. Basically happiness is not allowed here.

    My family has cake and booze at every occasion. Even funerals. I say skip it.

    Can your family adopt me?

    I believe I shall skip it. I'll just tell people I lack the funds to make the trip. Done and done.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I think you should show up in that dress in "fuch. sha. " the pink color. and also with a giant humungo cake. You'll be the belle of the ball.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    sorry forgot to mention malibu rum in the other hand. so yeah, you should show up in a hot pink dress that when asked you tell everyone you thought you were SUPPOSED to get in in fuschia, pronounced. Puke sha, or puck-sha with an "f" and then have a giant cake in one hand and a wine bag full of malibu rum in the other. For kicks. (Please take pics and post them. )
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    What kind of a wedding doesn't have cake or booze? It doesn't sound like a good time to me but she is family...

    I like that dress! But champagne doesn't sound like a good colour :(

    I like how there is no booze at the event except on the name of the dress. It's like some kinda nightmare to me. I'ts like ifyou told me I can go to el torito but there will only be PAINTINGS of margaritas on the wall but no real margaritas allowed. maybe you should give them a strap on as their wedding gift and then forbid them from honeymoon activities. she's a tease. poor groom.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    sorry forgot to mention malibu rum in the other hand. so yeah, you should show up in a hot pink dress that when asked you tell everyone you thought you were SUPPOSED to get in in fuschia, pronounced. Puke sha, or puck-sha with an "f" and then have a giant cake in one hand and a wine bag full of malibu rum in the other. For kicks. (Please take pics and post them. )


    Wait. Wait.

    This is such a good idea.

    BRB, ordering an amazing cake.
  • ALNoog
    ALNoog Posts: 413 Member
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    I don't think a dress exists that looks good on 9 different women. There ain't no sisterhood of the travelling pants in real life.


    Lol LOVE LOVE LOVE this!
  • TripZeros
    TripZeros Posts: 144 Member
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    I wouldn't go... Instead of buying a plane ticket to the wedding, I'd buy cake and booze.

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