Should I go to this wedding?

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  • ImpishVanity
    ImpishVanity Posts: 224 Member
    I really don't understand the mentality of people on these forums. Have none of you been to the internet before? Maybe it's because I've been on different forums for 10+ years now that topics like these are commonplace and unsurprising. What I DON'T understand is why people come in here and feel the need to pass judgement on the OP rather than 1 -joining in the conversation or 2- ignore the topic and move on to one that doesn't offend you in some way.

    I just get really tired of trying to enjoy myself in the "Chit-Chat, Fun and Games" forum and running into so many people who want to shoot down topics for one reason or another. Super annoying.
  • tedrickp
    tedrickp Posts: 1,229 Member

    I know right? Where is the outrage? The horror?

    Maybe dry weddings are more common than I thought. Which is scary in and of itself.

    I went to a wedding once and found out AFTER the fact it was dry. Thankfully I roll to all weddings packing hooch in the car. I broughtt a great gift too - I should always bring a substitute cheap gift in case someone pulls the unannounced dry move again.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    No cake and no booze? Can it even be considered a wedding at that point?

    No idea. It just sounds like a really depressing and long family gathering if you ask me.

    And no gelato either. Basically happiness is not allowed here.

    My family has cake and booze at every occasion. Even funerals. I say skip it.

    Can your family adopt me?

    I believe I shall skip it. I'll just tell people I lack the funds to make the trip. Done and done.

    F-it, tell them the truth, it's not the lack of funds, it's the lack of cake, booze and respect. Others that have to go will appreciate you speaking up for everyone, I know I would
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    For those of you who are so angry and confused about this post....

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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member

    I know right? Where is the outrage? The horror?

    Maybe dry weddings are more common than I thought. Which is scary in and of itself.

    I went to a wedding once and found out AFTER the fact it was dry. Thankfully I roll to all weddings packing hooch in the car. I broughtt a great gift too - I should always bring a substitute cheap gift in case someone pulls the unannounced dry move again.

    You're clearly a wise man, and very well prepared to boot.
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member

    F-it, tell them the truth, it's not the lack of funds, it's the lack of cake, booze and respect. Others that have to go will appreciate you speaking up for everyone, I know I would

    I appreciate this straight shooting approach
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    For those of you who are so angry and confused about this post....

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    It's fine. Sequels are never as good as the original/the reboot. I played it too straight and expected little things (like the title and goofy terms) would be enough but around here you gotta go big.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    For those of you who are so angry and confused about this post....

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    It's fine. Sequels are never as good as the original/the reboot. I played it too straight and expected little things (like the title and goofy terms) would be enough but around here you gotta go big.

    How MFP takes most threads:

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You should suddenly find yourself stricken with bird flu, swine flu, and the novovirus simultaneously!
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    You need to go - then sleep with the bride (and groom) separately. They will love you so much they will get you cake.

    Baking my own cake would be a thousand times cheaper. Literally.
    But I thought the new thing this week was sweet rolls with colored cool whip. No cake. No cupcakes.
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
    is this real life?

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  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
    Don't go.


    Free booze and cake are the only redeeming qualities of attending a wedding of someone you don't like. And if you're being made to a wear a dress you're not happy with then free booze and cake is all the more necessary.

    Save your cash and buy lots of cake and champagne and toast to their marriage from the comfort of your home.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    You need to go - then sleep with the bride (and groom) separately. They will love you so much they will get you cake.

    Baking my own cake would be a thousand times cheaper. Literally.
    But I thought the new thing this week was sweet rolls with colored cool whip. No cake. No cupcakes.

    :sick: :sick:
  • eldamiano
    eldamiano Posts: 2,667 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

    MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

    MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

    Lol. its not Jeremy Kyle its Gerry Springer. Jeremy wouldnt do this to us.
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    I went to a wedding last year that had no booze and no cake. It was miserable. Don't go.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    The important question is : "What type of food is being served at the reception?" and "Is the DJ/Band any good?". I mentioned this before about a wedding and some got really miffed, but the reality is MOST people attend to a wedding to party.

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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

    MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

    This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

    I honestly don't get why you seem so upset over something that is pretty common around here/is all in fun. Seems like you need to relax.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I wouldn't take time out of my life, or job, to fly to attend a wedding for someone I didn't like.
  • eldamiano
    eldamiano Posts: 2,667 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

    MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

    This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion


    Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

    I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

    MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

    This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion


    Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

    I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

    MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

    This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion


    Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

    I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).


    Jokes among friends. You should get some... you might enjoy this place a little more.
  • selfepidemic1
    selfepidemic1 Posts: 159 Member
    I always try to live true to myself, as corny as that sounds. If you don't want to go, don't. There is no point being miserable.

    You have to look after you, no one else will do.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

    MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

    This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion


    Yeah, I would do if I really wanted to ask random people whether I should go to someone else's wedding.

    I might have to wait another 20 years though before I am bored enough to study the MFP archives and articles listed as "i-want-a-oh-peen" (cant believe you took the time to post all these links for my 'benefit).

    Sigh.

    I'm just going to accept that you don't get what's going on and leave you to your own...whatever it is you're feeling. No one can say I didn't try to let you in on the humor/joke.
  • Bride2B1103
    Bride2B1103 Posts: 37 Member
    No cake, no booze, no service.

    LOL THIS.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Is there a man brother?

    No, can't you read?! This is clearly about my mom cousin.

    If there's no man brother, I'd suggest.... wait did you say no cake???:huh:
  • freckledjezebel
    freckledjezebel Posts: 65 Member
    Is there a man brother?

    No, can't you read?! This is clearly about my mom cousin.

    I'm so happy right now you guys.
  • blmr85
    blmr85 Posts: 57 Member
    no booze.... dont go
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member


    Yes. Too subtle, just like your apparent insecurity....

    Okay. You're right. I'm insecure and sharing this totally true store about my actual cousin and not at all making a reference to multiple threads. Which is why I used terms like 'momcousin' and 'mommom' and someone asked if I was taking my 'Man Brother' as an escort.

    Because of my insecurity. You have hit the nail on the head and figured me out. Darn social media.

    MFP meets Jeremy Kyle show. Good grief.

    This isn't some new thing. I mean....do you even go here?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235262-i-want-an-ovine
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235260-i-want-an-opiate
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235264-i-want-a-oh-peen
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235277-i-want-an-onion
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235271-i-want-an-o-p-p
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1235026-i-want-an-opinion

    I honestly don't get why you seem so upset over something that is pretty common around here/is all in fun. Seems like you need to relax.

    What happened in the end to the original onion thread, i couldnt find it in the morning?
    So the question is will you going to the wedding?

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