Potato Famine

Iron_Feline

Very inventive April Fool...actually creating a profile :huh:

WOW

nice way to help someone because this has never happened to anyone

If this post was from a woman saying her husband wasn't supporting her diet you'd be full of sympathy. :noway:

There are tonnes of posts from people saying they make their families eat their crazy diets. This is just the other side of the coin

neandermagnon

you could tell her that there's archaeological evidence for neanderthals eating root vegetables

not potatoes specifically as they're from the Americas, but you don't have to mention that....

I'll try anything. Be right back.

No go. She's not sciency. I get clamato juice for breakfast.

Who invented that stuff?!?!

wtf is clamato juice?? whoever is marketing it probably needs to rethink the name :noway:

Sad_Grandpa

I'm going to try making some mashed potatoes for breakfast.

Sad_Grandpa

What do you use to hit the potatoes?

RadioactivePirate

Potatoes are small and can be easily hidden around the house. They do quite well in basements. I suggest you try with the smaller varieties and work your way up to the russets etc.

Fair warning though, this may be considered "sabotage" if she finds your stash. Good luck!

(Also open a window when you cook them, as starving dieters are known for their keen ability to smell "real food")

Dark_Roast

Potatoes are small and can be easily hidden around the house. They do quite well in basements. I suggest you try with the smaller varieties and work your way up to the russets etc.

Fair warning though, this may be considered "sabotage" if she finds your stash. Good luck!

(Also open a window when you cook them, as starving dieters are known for their keen ability to smell "real food")

You must not have pets. My cats out me every time!!

Cranquistador

Potatoes are small and can be easily hidden around the house. They do quite well in basements. I suggest you try with the smaller varieties and work your way up to the russets etc.

Fair warning though, this may be considered "sabotage" if she finds your stash. Good luck!

(Also open a window when you cook them, as starving dieters are known for their keen ability to smell "real food")

I can just see the thread.

MY HUSBAND ISNT SUPPORTING MY JOURNEY HE HID POTATOES AROUND THE HOUSE:sad:

Cranquistador

Potatoes are small and can be easily hidden around the house. They do quite well in basements. I suggest you try with the smaller varieties and work your way up to the russets etc.

Fair warning though, this may be considered "sabotage" if she finds your stash. Good luck!

(Also open a window when you cook them, as starving dieters are known for their keen ability to smell "real food")

You must not have pets. My cats out me every time!!

gypsy_spirit

Hiding potatoes???? What a great idea!! *runs off to get my basket*

Sad_Grandpa

Potatoes are small and can be easily hidden around the house. They do quite well in basements. I suggest you try with the smaller varieties and work your way up to the russets etc.

Fair warning though, this may be considered "sabotage" if she finds your stash. Good luck!

(Also open a window when you cook them, as starving dieters are known for their keen ability to smell "real food")

This is great.

I can have little potato stashes everywhere.

Small potatoes, you say?

LoraF83

Potatoes are small and can be easily hidden around the house. They do quite well in basements. I suggest you try with the smaller varieties and work your way up to the russets etc.

Fair warning though, this may be considered "sabotage" if she finds your stash. Good luck!

(Also open a window when you cook them, as starving dieters are known for their keen ability to smell "real food")

You must not have pets. My cats out me every time!!

It seems that many of us are away of the great power potatoes have over kittens. Hats off to you Cranquistador. Well done.

ShellyBell999

Sad_Grandpa

Potatoes are small and can be easily hidden around the house. They do quite well in basements. I suggest you try with the smaller varieties and work your way up to the russets etc.

Fair warning though, this may be considered "sabotage" if she finds your stash. Good luck!

(Also open a window when you cook them, as starving dieters are known for their keen ability to smell "real food")

You must not have pets. My cats out me every time!!

It seems that many of us are away of the great power potatoes have over kittens. Hats off to you Cranquistador. Well done.

I don't like cats. Just potatoes.

ZoeLifts

What do you use to hit the potatoes?

I use cats to mash mine

kgeyser

Well, Easter is coming. Break out the food coloring, dye your potatoes, and she'll think they are festive holiday decor.

ihad

Well, Easter is coming. Break out the food coloring, dye your potatoes, and she'll think they are festive holiday decor.

I take back all the bad things I said about this place. You people are really terrific.

angf0679

You could also carve them into works of art and use them as decorations.

Sad_Grandpa

You could also carve them into works of art and use them as decorations.

Something like this? Or more elaborate!

angf0679

You could also carve them into works of art and use them as decorations.

Something like this? Or more elaborate!

I think you would need some more elaborate. Look at profile pictures on this thread for inspiration.

Sad_Grandpa

You could also carve them into works of art and use them as decorations.

Something like this? Or more elaborate!

I think you would need some more elaborate. Look at profile pictures on this thread for inspiration.

Like this?