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Derp_Diggler

Nope. I only ask once.

:brokenheart: :sad:

I don't know if my resolve can withstand the awesome argument of emoticons.

Well it was that or be a total smartass like Derp. And I'm tired of being a smartass, I do it so much that it wears me out. :ohwell:

Yes but in your world, it's April first.

*looks at watch* :noway:

Sigh. And in my world it's April 2nd. We have left such things as April Fools behind us.

Not to worry. You are a fool no matter the date on the calendar.

Sovi_

Well now I don't wanna add you. I only want what I cannot have.

PatheticNoetic

Nope. I only ask once.

:brokenheart: :sad:

I don't know if my resolve can withstand the awesome argument of emoticons.

Well it was that or be a total smartass like Derp. And I'm tired of being a smartass, I do it so much that it wears me out. :ohwell:

Yes but in your world, it's April first.

*looks at watch* :noway:

Sigh. And in my world it's April 2nd. We have left such things as April Fools behind us.

Not to worry. You are a fool no matter the date on the calendar.

mister_universe

Well now I don't wanna add you. I only want what I cannot have.

You get me the other 364 days of the year. Let the other kids have a turn. :smooched:

gmthisfeller

I never friend guys if I have the better abs.

mister_universe

I never friend guys if I have the better abs.

You...I like you. :bigsmile:

FR sent!

mister_universe

33 new friends!

mister_universe

37 new friends. Still no derp. *sigh*

Derp_Diggler

37 new friends. Still no derp. *sigh*

That road goes in both directions you know.

mister_universe

Upon this, the day of our shared wedgie
I creep upon your property line, up into the hedgie
I wait amongst the foliage, silent as a toad
And watch you pad, all Derpy, about in your abode

But toads they are not quiet, and neither can I be
Thus I croaks and wheezies involuntarily
For Derp you know I need you, the hour it grows so late
I lurk here hoping in the night that you'll be thirty-eight

Derp_Diggler

Upon this, the day of our shared wedgie
I creep upon your property line, up into the hedgie
I wait amongst the foliage, silent as a toad
And watch you pad, all Derpy, about in your abode

But toads they are not quiet, and neither can I be
Thus I croaks and wheezies involuntarily
For Derp you know I need you, the hour it grows so late
I lurk here hoping in the night that you'll be thirty-eight

Your toadie skills impressive
of that there is no doubt
persuasive are your rhymes
like a whisper to a shout

But I knock but only once
I told you earlier today
And if you fail to answer
Then you'll have to come my way

I look forward to your visit
my door is always open
send me out a friend request
and quit your stupid moping.

Cali_Chica

Oops my bad.....thought this was the line for Obamacare *backs out of thread*

PatheticNoetic

Derp, Mr U- this is the smallest circle jerk I've ever seen.

Cali_Chica

Upon this, the day of our shared wedgie
I creep upon your property line, up into the hedgie
I wait amongst the foliage, silent as a toad
And watch you pad, all Derpy, about in your abode

But toads they are not quiet, and neither can I be
Thus I croaks and wheezies involuntarily
For Derp you know I need you, the hour it grows so late
I lurk here hoping in the night that you'll be thirty-eight

Your toadie skills impressive
of that there is no doubt
persuasive are your rhymes
like a whisper to a shout

But I knock but only once
I told you earlier today
And if you fail to answer
Then you'll have to come my way

I look forward to your visit
my door is always open
send me out a friend request
and quit your stupid moping.

CharleePear

Dear MFP,

I've decided to make new friends and influence people. For one day only I will be accepting friend requests.* ** ***




*Residents of Nova Scotia not eligible. Other Canadians welcome.

**Reincarnations of Sassypants0923 also not eligible.

***JesRuizz eligible, but subject to extra ridicule.

So in.

mister_universe

Your toadie skills impressive
of that there is no doubt
persuasive are your rhymes
like a whisper to a shout

But I knock but only once
I told you earlier today
And if you fail to answer
Then you'll have to come my way

I look forward to your visit
my door is always open
send me out a friend request
and quit your stupid moping.

My usual schtick
of pull pigtails then run
Hasn't much clout
when you've nary a bun

So rarely I grovel
So shrilly I bend
So here I stand
To my bitter end

Let bygones be that
Sized by prose not once more
In Dr. Seuss talk
keep no who's asleep score

One invitation still waits in the mailing
Before all the moans and the weeping and wailing
Afore folks they scratch up and wonder what for
Or curse and then mutter and name me a slore

Ja, Diggler van Derp
who's flat boobs are wee
Say here at the last
That you'll be friends with me :flowerforyou:

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

So nearly 24 hours later and you guys are still going strong. This bromance is just.....magic.

V0lver

So nearly 24 hours later and you guys are still going strong. This bromance is just.....magic.

look again

Derp_Diggler

So nearly 24 hours later and you guys are still going strong. This bromance is just.....magic.

look again

Just_Mel_

Oh is this from back in your hey day when you were king of MFP?

Just_Mel_

leut_underpants wrote: »

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

Oh is this from back in your hey day when you were king of MFP?

When you put it like that it doesn't sound as cool. :sad:

You know I love you.