How to not start a juice cleanse

ZombieEarhart

I put out my fruits and veggies and got ready to juice, but then I remembered I don't have a juicer and that I was hungry so I ate them. Is that ok? Then I ate some yogurt, too. I'm pretty sure it all turned into a smoothie in my belly, so I'm counting it as a juice.

Escloflowne

I put out my fruits and veggies and got ready to juice, but then I remembered I don't have a juicer and that I was hungry so I ate them. Is that ok? Then I ate some yogurt, too. I'm pretty sure it all turned into a smoothie in my belly, so I'm counting it as a juice.

I don't think that's how it works, you're wrong! Stop being so wrong, please!

Rocbola

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Vegans don't get heart disease?

Rigger

At a much lower rate than meat eaters. Many vegans still eat junk food, like oils, or else it would probably be a "no" to your question.

navyrigger46

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Vegans don't get heart disease?

Rigger

At a much lower rate than meat eaters. Many vegans still eat junk food, like oils, or else it would probably be a "no" to your question.

So I suppose a diehard "frugivore" like yourself would simply live forever?

Rigger

wheird

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Anyone else strangely aroused?

I know I am. I want to wrap that around myself.

The_Enginerd

Go to macdonalds and order anything but juice. Repeat until not on a juice cleanse.

I tried, but I wanted some OJ with my Deluxe Breakfast. Do you think the pancakes and bacon will balance it out, or am I on my way to an early death?

The sugar will all immediately turn to fat and lodge itself in your throat and choke you to death. Unless you're eating before 7pm, in which case you're fine.

I was safe that time, but I guess this means no more brinner. *sigh*

LiftAllThePizzas

That's broscience.

Lleldiranne

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Anyone else strangely aroused?

Yes... but I don't find it so strange. Different strokes.

I think he was referring to a coronary infarction, but a stroke could be possible too! Meat and oils have a myriad of fantastical ways to kill us... That's why all meat eaters drop dead at 35!

It's a miracle I've lived this long!!

MysteriousMerlin

Don't drink a gallon of Sunny D every day.

Rocbola

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Vegans don't get heart disease?

Rigger

At a much lower rate than meat eaters. Many vegans still eat junk food, like oils, or else it would probably be a "no" to your question.

So I suppose a diehard "frugivore" like yourself would simply live forever?

Rigger

I am not die hard anything. I eat a lot of food besides fruit. The definition of "Frugivore" is:

"A frugivore is a fruit eater. It can be any type of herbivore or omnivore where fruit is a preferred food type."

And ALL humans are frugivores, physiologically.

Live forever, no. Ride my bike farther, yes. Avoid the most common diseases in America, the diseases of dietary excess, yes.

BusyRaeNOTBusty

Can the juicer be used to make some kind of alcoholic beverage? After the wang is removed of course.

BusyRaeNOTBusty

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Actually, if you leave out the candy bars that sounds awesome. Chicken friend steak with melted mozzarella?

Rocbola

Can the juicer be used to make some kind of alcoholic beverage? After the wang is removed of course.

Best LOL of the day! And this site makes me laugh a lot!

royaldrea

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Vegans don't get heart disease?

Rigger

At a much lower rate than meat eaters. Many vegans still eat junk food, like oils, or else it would probably be a "no" to your question.

So I suppose a diehard "frugivore" like yourself would simply live forever?

Rigger

I am not die hard anything. I eat a lot of food besides fruit. The definition of "Frugivore" is:

"A frugivore is a fruit eater. It can be any type of herbivore or omnivore where fruit is a preferred food type."

And ALL humans are frugivores, physiologically.

Live forever, no. Ride my bike farther, yes. Avoid the most common diseases in America, the diseases of dietary excess, yes.

Hey, sorry, but did you really refer to "oils" as "junk food"? I sometimes misinterpret things in written form and just want to be clear before I silently pass judgment.

BinaryPulsar

You want us to explain how to not do a juice cleanse. Sorry, but it's just way too complicated. You should google it. There are 100, 000 ways. Each without benefits. You need to decide which benefits you don't want. You should consult your not a homeopathic doctor first. Not doing a juice cleanse is the best way to avoid juice cleanse side effects.

navyrigger46

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Vegans don't get heart disease?

Rigger

At a much lower rate than meat eaters. Many vegans still eat junk food, like oils, or else it would probably be a "no" to your question.

So I suppose a diehard "frugivore" like yourself would simply live forever?

Rigger

I am not die hard anything. I eat a lot of food besides fruit. The definition of "Frugivore" is:

"A frugivore is a fruit eater. It can be any type of herbivore or omnivore where fruit is a preferred food type."

And ALL humans are frugivores, physiologically.

Live forever, no. Ride my bike farther, yes. Avoid the most common diseases in America, the diseases of dietary excess, yes.

Could the disease's of dietary excess not simply be avoided by limiting the excess? A year ago I was nearly three-hundred pounds, pre-diabetic and had high blood pressure and high cholesterol. Now I'm under 190 with normal BP, normal Cholesterol levels and no longer at risk of diabetes, and I haven't stopped eating anything I ate in the past. I can run farther and lift more than I ever have. Success comes in many forms, and when folks start touting one set of dietary guidelines as being superior to others it becomes a religion, and people get turned off. Vegans and Paleo's are the worst offenders, and in many cases some of the most scientifically ignorant. Excess is the problem, and vegans are less susceptible to it for one simple reason, lack of caloric density in their primary diet. It's no more complicated than that. A diet which includes meat, dairy and processed foods is every bit as healthy as a vegan diet, and can be more so as long as the excess is avoided.

Rigger

LiftAllThePizzas

Can the juicer be used to make some kind of alcoholic beverage? After the wang is removed of course.

2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Raspberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
Sweet & Sour Mix
Cranberry Juice

Rocbola

Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.

Eat meat until you have heart disease. Remember to add some hydrogenated oils, because remember, calories is the only measurement that counts. Wrap your oil covered steak in bread, sprinkle some candy bars on top, and then melt a little mozzarella on top! At least it's not as bad for you as evil, evil sugar containing fruit.

Vegans don't get heart disease?

Rigger

At a much lower rate than meat eaters. Many vegans still eat junk food, like oils, or else it would probably be a "no" to your question.

So I suppose a diehard "frugivore" like yourself would simply live forever?

Rigger

I am not die hard anything. I eat a lot of food besides fruit. The definition of "Frugivore" is:

"A frugivore is a fruit eater. It can be any type of herbivore or omnivore where fruit is a preferred food type."

And ALL humans are frugivores, physiologically.

Live forever, no. Ride my bike farther, yes. Avoid the most common diseases in America, the diseases of dietary excess, yes.

Could the disease's of dietary excess not simply be avoided by limiting the excess? A year ago I was nearly three-hundred pounds, pre-diabetic and had high blood pressure and high cholesterol. Now I'm under 190 with normal BP, normal Cholesterol levels and no longer at risk of diabetes, and I haven't stopped eating anything I ate in the past. I can run farther and lift more than I ever have. Success comes in many forms, and when folks start touting one set of dietary guidelines as being superior to others it becomes a religion, and people get turned off. Vegans and Paleo's are the worst offenders, and in many cases some of the most scientifically ignorant. Excess is the problem, and vegans are less susceptible to it for one simple reason, lack of caloric density in their primary diet. It's no more complicated than that. A diet which includes meat, dairy and processed foods is every bit as healthy as a vegan diet, and can be more so as long as the excess is avoided.

Rigger

Yes, you can limit the excess, and limit your risk of developing the diseases. Many people eat meat and still live long lives. My meat eating grandparents made it into their 90's, and they were very healthy and active, all the way up to the last year. They ate meat, and fruits and vegetables, but didn't have much processed food. I do commend you for lowering your cholesterol, and increasing your fitness. I actually agree with most of what you wrote, but i think that it's not just lack of caloric density that helps vegans, it's inclusion of foods with higher nutrient density, and higher fiber content. I would put dairy in a separate category from meat. I found through my own experimentation (before deciding on what i do now) that eating meat once a month didn't bring my energy down that much, but dairy would. I think that inclusion of more fruits and vegetables is beneficial to health, even if you don't eliminate the animal products entirely.

JoRocka

God you people are so mean. All I want o do is not juice things and you're telling me things to juice. GAWD

more ice cream and oreo's

I have found the oreo's in the juicer really help you get away from that whole not juicing thing.

jofjltncb6

In...

...not to find out which toxins aren't being eliminated by not doing this detox that would otherwise not be eliminated by the body while not still eating food.

You do have to name all of them...not just one.

Please, OP, don't just give the name of *ONE* toxin.

Thanks in advance. :flowerforyou: