My wife hates Led Zeppelin

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  • bettyjoburdett
    bettyjoburdett Posts: 120 Member
    Is that legal grounds for divorce?

    nah, no divorce, she is just musically challenged:wink:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Stand outside her window playing "Thank you", maybe she will change her mind.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Forget divorce. You might be able to just "off" her. A jury of your peers would see it as justifiable homicide...
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    If she makes a mean sammich keep her.

    Hmmmm......she did make me a pretty good sammich for our anniversary last year.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Tell her she's right thinking! I hate them too! They suck! I also hate Pink Floyd! When I listen to Pink Floyd I feel my life slowing draining away from me!
    Gosh this felt good! I hate them I hate them I hate them!
    ;-0

    How do you crazies get this far in life??? :laugh:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Every family has some secrets..... some are worse than others, like in your case. All you can do is just try and focus on the positives.

    Good luck!

    BUT IT'S ZEPPELIN!!!!

    Love is never easy....

    And you really should have checked earlier... just sayin. :)

    *waves hand*

    Can't be my fault, I'm the man. :devil:
  • YukiValentine
    YukiValentine Posts: 45 Member
    time for her to be gone!
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Is that legal grounds for divorce?

    She should definately divorce you, I wouldn't put up with it either
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Well, you like Justin Bieber so now you're even!:laugh:
  • TheNoLeafClover
    TheNoLeafClover Posts: 335 Member
    Tell her she's right thinking! I hate them too! They suck! I also hate Pink Floyd! When I listen to Pink Floyd I feel my life slowing draining away from me!
    Gosh this felt good! I hate them I hate them I hate them!
    ;-0

    :cry: sad_sam_game_of_thrones.gif
  • TravelinChiGal
    TravelinChiGal Posts: 216 Member
    Blasphemy! I vote horrible taste in music and order you to mediation.



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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Well, you like Justin Bieber so now you're even!:laugh:

    We were going to take this outside, weren't we?
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Just means you don't have to buy her clothes made out of Kashmir. You never have to take her down by the seaside.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Lock her in a bathroom and play all the records on repeat til she comes to her senses. You've invested to much time to turn back now
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Tell her she's right thinking! I hate them too! They suck! I also hate Pink Floyd! When I listen to Pink Floyd I feel my life slowing draining away from me!
    Gosh this felt good! I hate them I hate them I hate them!
    ;-0
    Y U NO support his journey?
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Well, you like Justin Bieber so now you're even!:laugh:

    We were going to take this outside, weren't we?

    :angry: Yes, we were! I'll sic my foster pit bull puppy on you!
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Just means you don't have to buy her clothes made out of Kashmir. You never have to take her down by the seaside.

    But what if I want her to squeeze my lemon, you know, til the juice runs down my leg?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Tell her she is "Dazed and Confused".
    That sometimes you may "Ramble On".
    When you first met her you had "Whole Lotta Love" for her.
    Now there seems to be "Good Times Bad Times".
    Even though "The Song Remains the Same".
    You think about "Going to California" "Over The Hills and Far Away" because "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You".
    Then you hear "The Rain Song".
    And realize it's "Rock and Roll".
    You've decided to give her "All My Love" and build her a "Stairway to Heaven".
    So it all becomes "Kashmir".
    Oh and throw in you have a new puppy...call him "Black Dog".
  • cadaver0usb0nes
    cadaver0usb0nes Posts: 151 Member
    I hope your wife reads this and smacks you.
  • 40DayFit
    40DayFit Posts: 246 Member
    I'm thinking she has grounds for divorce and alimony too, if you married her without knowing this essential detail.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    I hope your wife reads this and smacks you.

    I give her way more reasons than this.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Well, you like Justin Bieber so now you're even!:laugh:

    We were going to take this outside, weren't we?

    :angry: Yes, we were! I'll sic my foster pit bull puppy on you!

    Pffffttt....we have a much bigger dog....therefore, I have dog treats! :laugh:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Dude. Why didn't you cover this on the first date?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Every family has some secrets..... some are worse than others, like in your case. All you can do is just try and focus on the positives.

    Good luck!

    BUT IT'S ZEPPELIN!!!!

    Love is never easy....

    And you really should have checked earlier... just sayin. :)

    *waves hand*

    Can't be my fault, I'm the man. :devil:

    Did you not learn anything from Diner?!

    ETA I'm not talking about the "hole in the popcorn box" trick.
  • Illini_Jim
    Illini_Jim Posts: 419 Member
    Hook her on the acoustic stuff like Bron–Y–Aur Stomp, Black Country Woman, That’s The Way, or Hot Dog and then move onto the harder stuff. Like doing drugs kinda…
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Every family has some secrets..... some are worse than others, like in your case. All you can do is just try and focus on the positives.

    Good luck!

    BUT IT'S ZEPPELIN!!!!

    Love is never easy....

    And you really should have checked earlier... just sayin. :)

    *waves hand*

    Can't be my fault, I'm the man. :devil:

    Did you not learn anything from Diner?!

    ETA I'm not talking about the "hole in the popcorn box" trick.

    Wait, there's something other than the 'hole in the popcorn box' trick? Maybe I should review this.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Dude. Why didn't you cover this on the first date?

    I was too busy trying to get laid.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Every family has some secrets..... some are worse than others, like in your case. All you can do is just try and focus on the positives.

    Good luck!

    BUT IT'S ZEPPELIN!!!!

    Love is never easy....

    And you really should have checked earlier... just sayin. :)

    *waves hand*

    Can't be my fault, I'm the man. :devil:

    Did you not learn anything from Diner?!

    ETA I'm not talking about the "hole in the popcorn box" trick.

    Wait, there's something other than the 'hole in the popcorn box' trick? Maybe I should review this.

    It's too late, man. You were supposed to quiz her before you married her.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Tell her she is "Dazed and Confused".
    That sometimes you may "Ramble On".
    When you first met her you had "Whole Lotta Love" for her.
    Now there seems to be "Good Times Bad Times".
    Even though "The Song Remains the Same".
    You think about "Going to California" "Over The Hills and Far Away" because "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You".
    Then you hear "The Rain Song".
    And realize it's "Rock and Roll".
    You've decided to give her "All My Love" and build her a "Stairway to Heaven".
    So it all becomes "Kashmir".
    Oh and throw in you have a new puppy...call him "Black Dog".

    \m/
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    How long has she been keeping this from you???

    20+ years. She heard Godsmack's remake of "Good Times, Bad Times" (not a bad remake mind you), and when I told her that it was a Zeppelin song, she said, "Oh, that's why I've never heard it; I hate them."

    She must be confusing them with some other band. How can anyone hate Led Zeppelin? Yeah, yeah, different taste, etc. But really....how could anyone HATE Led Zeppelin??

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