I Need a New Husband

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  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
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    i'm totally in for mail order husband...like a german or nordic one. tall blonde and lifts heavy things
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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    Mine left the toothpaste cap open again this morning...you can have him.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Mine left the toothpaste cap open again this morning...you can have him.

    grounds for divorce for sure
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
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    I'm considering a wife - to cook, clean, take care of the kids, do the laundry - so much better than a husband....... and wives pick up after themselves.
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,206 Member
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    <--- How about this drunk girl passed out on your couch?

    I have some alcohol at my house lol