I need a new girlfriend

TheSlorax

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.

ohhh i get it. you're her!

you have pretty peepers and hair and taught me what a 'slore' was. i like you. OP keep her. i learned a new word! just waiting for the chance to use it. so good.

I like you!!!!

amandakev88

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to

wheird

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

OH Man that's harsh!

Yeah bro, and she said with them it was purely physical

QueenBishOTUniverse

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....

nutmegoreo

I also do origami, give thoughtful gifts, and I work with my hands.

Good. Those soft-handed men give me the willies. And not good willies.

I thought all willies were good...

amandakev88

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.

ohhh i get it. you're her!

you have pretty peepers and hair and taught me what a 'slore' was. i like you. OP keep her. i learned a new word! just waiting for the chance to use it. so good.

I like you!!!!

wheird

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to

I never joke.

amandakev88

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

i can't tell if this whole situation is serious or some depressing inside joke we aren't privvy to

I never joke.

he says, jokingly.

wheird

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....

Well I am not going to let her just run around on me!

wheird

How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:

So far this is my best offer.

kbmnurse

She is probably sick of you too!

wheird

She is probably sick of you too!

Are you kidding?! I am delightful.

MiloBloom83

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

I feel you dude. I feel you...


ETA: Hayley...how you doin'?

danasings

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

I thought you said you were going to be the one dumping her....

That's what I thought, too. And I was going to ream you out for dumping someone possessing the perfect combination of adorable and snarky (as far as I can tell from her forum posts.) But now that we are privy to more info, I will back away slowly. Good day, all. :flowerforyou:

littlelaura

Vincentsz

oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

She wants to date other people.

OH Man that's harsh!

Yeah bro, and she said with them it was purely physical

DAMN!

kytte

Age is not a factor.

What about gender?

I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?

wheird

Age is not a factor.

What about gender?

I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?

Only if mustache rides are free and plentiful.

kytte

Age is not a factor.

What about gender?

I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

Do ladies with good looking mustaches count?

Only if mustache rides are free and plentiful.

FlaxMilk

She wants to date other people.

Stick together and be a package deal. You'll be unstoppable.

SusanL222

A totally laugh out loud thread!! :laugh: :laugh: Thanks y'all! :flowerforyou:

sugarkissprincess

wheird

And she begins her ritualistic mating dance!

Myhaloslipped

any of u females want me as a bf?

Uh oh, you've got some competition here.

wheird

any of u females want me as a bf?

Uh oh, you've got some competition here.

No I dont.

Myhaloslipped

any of u females want me as a bf?

Uh oh, you've got some competition here.

No I dont.

:laugh: You are right.