I need a new girlfriend

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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    There is no such thing as "old" only "old enough"


    High five!
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    No.
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
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    :heart:
    I meet those qualifications:)
    Sending new gf resume right now!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    If you can't hold a woman with the name "slorax" you're probably not good enough for a new one.

    hi Tim :)

    I'm the one that is gonna break it off once a replacement is found.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    I'm dorky enough for us both.....there may not be enough room for all that dork.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

    He has nice hair Tim! Does that help?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

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  • reddz12
    reddz12 Posts: 350 Member
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    ha! one of the best things I've seen all day ;-)
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    There is no such thing as "old" only "old enough"


    High five!

    I'm sorry but you might be way too young, you're practically jailbait!
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

    I'll let you find a needle in a haystack with me.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    Don't think I meet all the qualifications...sorry.

    Next...
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

    I'll let you find a needle in a haystack with me.

    LOL!:flowerforyou:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Once you find a new one, can I have your old one?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Age is not a factor.

    What about gender?

    I prefer the ladies but I will hear arguments in favor of the other team.

    I'll let you find a needle in a haystack with me.

    I prefer it shaved, but thanks anyway!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    Once you find a new one, can I have your old one?

    In!!!!!!!! :love: :love: :love:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I also do origami, give thoughtful gifts, and I work with my hands.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
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    Please apply within
    I'm concerned with this specific requirement here.


    What is within? Do I want to know?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    I also do origami, give thoughtful gifts, and I work with my hands.

    A hand job you say...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Once you find a new one, can I have your old one?

    In!!!!!!!! :love: :love: :love:

    _errata_ gonna be jealous.

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