I need a new girlfriend
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Pervy poems
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...to be an unrecognized, uninvited creep (with rhyme skillz)0 -
My old one isn't working out.
SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!
He's done with them once they turn 22.
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Pervy poems
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...to be an unrecognized, uninvited creep (with rhyme skillz)
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My old one isn't working out.
Perfect. I finally have my chance with her!0 -
My old one isn't working out.
SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!
He's done with them once they turn 22.
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This is what happens when you date someone a lot hotter than you. Everyone wants them instead of you. :grumble:0
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any of u females want me as a bf?0
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I also do origami, give thoughtful gifts, and I work with my hands.
Good. Those soft-handed men give me the willies. And not good willies.0 -
I am waiting in on this one! Once you get a new one, i am going to take your old one! her0
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Do hamsters count?
I can run around in this hamster wheel and stuff.0 -
any of u females want me as a bf?
Wow.... I love an opportunist!0 -
How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:
Now you're talkin'! LOL0 -
This is what happens when you date someone a lot hotter than you. Everyone wants them instead of you. :grumble:
No no.... you're hotter and smarter.... I'm just easier.0 -
I'm looking for a girlfriend!
FOR MY WIFE! LMFAO!0 -
oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.0 -
oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.0 -
I've got my popcorn and I'm ready to see where this goes :drinker: :drinker: :laugh:0
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oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.
ohhh i get it. you're her!
you have pretty peepers and hair and taught me what a 'slore' was. i like you. OP keep her. i learned a new word! just waiting for the chance to use it. so good.0 -
oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.0 -
oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.
whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
She wants to date other people.
OH Man that's harsh!0
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