manhunting women at the gym

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  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and just how exactly would that play out?! "hey big boy look at them guns on you!!:love: ....here let me spot for you... (then these mysterious ho's straddle the guy and make the "O" face) :laugh: :laugh: while the whole gym cheers and hi-fives!?!?!?! :huh: gym whoring that's a new concept :laugh: :laugh:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and just how exactly would that play out?! "hey big boy look at them guns on you!!:love: ....here let me spot for you... (then these mysterious ho's straddle the guy and make the "O" face) :laugh: :laugh: while the whole gym cheers and hi-fives!?!?!?! :huh: gym whoring that's a new concept :laugh: :laugh:

    Sounds hot to me.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and just how exactly would that play out?! "hey big boy look at them guns on you!!:love: ....here let me spot for you... (then these mysterious ho's straddle the guy and make the "O" face) :laugh: :laugh: while the whole gym cheers and hi-fives!?!?!?! :huh: gym whoring that's a new concept :laugh: :laugh:

    I fail to see the downside.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and just how exactly would that play out?! "hey big boy look at them guns on you!!:love: ....here let me spot for you... (then these mysterious ho's straddle the guy and make the "O" face) :laugh: :laugh: while the whole gym cheers and hi-fives!?!?!?! :huh: gym whoring that's a new concept :laugh: :laugh:

    Is that how to close the deal? Now I know. Sweet!
  • KelseyLayne
    KelseyLayne Posts: 23 Member
    HA! #win
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and just how exactly would that play out?! "hey big boy look at them guns on you!!:love: ....here let me spot for you... (then these mysterious ho's straddle the guy and make the "O" face) :laugh: :laugh: while the whole gym cheers and hi-fives!?!?!?! :huh: gym whoring that's a new concept :laugh: :laugh:

    Is that how to close the deal? Now I know. Sweet!

    no problem im always glad to help :laugh:
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    you know if this was really the case wouldn't we woman have a gym contract at every single gym known to man kind hmmm.... it'd be like bar hopping :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    damn.... I one desperate ho then... I am there every day!
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and just how exactly would that play out?! "hey big boy look at them guns on you!!:love: ....here let me spot for you... (then these mysterious ho's straddle the guy and make the "O" face) :laugh: :laugh: while the whole gym cheers and hi-fives!?!?!?! :huh: gym whoring that's a new concept :laugh: :laugh:

    Is that how to close the deal? Now I know. Sweet!

    no problem im always glad to help :laugh:

    I can't imagine either of you two struggling to find a man. :noway:
  • Savlona
    Savlona Posts: 84 Member
    Me too then, cos I totally got the joke. I am a cartoon geek though :) (Sorry, failed to quote post I was referring to, then couldn't work out how to delete the post - ignore me and carry on:embarassed: )
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
    I go to the gym at 5 am... wearing my tight workout clothes because they don't get in the way of what I am trying to do there. I don't put on makeup or get fancied up. I don't worry about who's watching or why. I go there to WORK, on my arms, my core, my attitude, my endurance, my *kitten*, my legs, my back.... when I am finished I mop up and go home! To take a shower and enjoy the man waiting for me at home.
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and just how exactly would that play out?! "hey big boy look at them guns on you!!:love: ....here let me spot for you... (then these mysterious ho's straddle the guy and make the "O" face) :laugh: :laugh: while the whole gym cheers and hi-fives!?!?!?! :huh: gym whoring that's a new concept :laugh: :laugh:

    Is that how to close the deal? Now I know. Sweet!

    no problem im always glad to help :laugh:

    I can't imagine either of you two struggling to find a man. :noway:

    you'd be surprised how incredibility hard it is to find and keep a man when they get upset seeing me strolling the heavy weights section straddling every unsuspecting pile of man meat gracing the benches :frown: its a rough life im running outta gyms to ho around in :cry:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: and just how exactly would that play out?! "hey big boy look at them guns on you!!:love: ....here let me spot for you... (then these mysterious ho's straddle the guy and make the "O" face) :laugh: :laugh: while the whole gym cheers and hi-fives!?!?!?! :huh: gym whoring that's a new concept :laugh: :laugh:

    Is that how to close the deal? Now I know. Sweet!

    no problem im always glad to help :laugh:

    I can't imagine either of you two struggling to find a man. :noway:

    you'd be surprised how incredibility hard it is to find and keep a man when they get upset seeing me strolling the heavy weights section straddling every unsuspecting pile of man meat gracing the benches :frown: its a rough life im running outta gyms to ho around in :cry:

    Well played :laugh:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    well, my friend (mfp friend) got a similar response to her post. of course, her friends hubs is probably just jelly or is very controlling. jmo
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    I go to the gym at 5 am... wearing my tight workout clothes because they don't get in the way of what I am trying to do there. I don't put on makeup or get fancied up. I don't worry about who's watching or why. I go there to WORK, on my arms, my core, my attitude, my endurance, my *kitten*, my legs, my back.... when I am finished I mop up and go home! To take a shower and enjoy the man waiting for me at home.

    And you don't see how this makes you a HO?? :noway: :wink:
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    well, my friend (mfp friend) got a similar response to her post. of course, her friends hubs is probably just jelly or is very controlling. jmo

    ya but knowing her, I bet she laughed her *kitten* off. Nothing is going to stop her from working out.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Lets add a whole new level of weird. I use the gym at the high school where I teach....


    Yea, no :sick:
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
    i think your friends husband and me ought to have a session together... i will beat his *kitten* sooo badly he wont even be able to wave the white flag to surrender!!!!
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    well, my friend (mfp friend) got a similar response to her post. of course, her friends hubs is probably just jelly or is very controlling. jmo

    most likely he's insecure and jealous that she's working on herself and knows she'll get attention. i doubt he'll ever admit that but i bet that's the case
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    A friend of mine says that her friends husband said a woman has no reason to be in a gym unless she's looking for a man, and any woman that ventures into the gym is a ho.

    What'cha think bout that?

    i think this is very wishful thinking lol
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Lets add a whole new level of weird. I use the gym at the high school where I teach....


    Yea, no :sick:

    You're going to hell!!!!! :laugh:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Lets add a whole new level of weird. I use the gym at the high school where I teach....


    Yea, no :sick:

    Why do I hear Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" right now? :laugh:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    i think your friends husband and me ought to have a session together... i will beat his *kitten* sooo badly he wont even be able to wave the white flag to surrender!!!!

    well since you and I are friends. I know this to be FACT!!! lol
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Before anyone panics, I'm in there after hours when there are NO students present. Just pointing out the logical fallacy of this argument. I'm clearly NOT at the gym looking for guys, because again :sick:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Before anyone panics, I'm in there after hours when there are NO students present. Just pointing out the logical fallacy of this argument. I'm clearly NOT at the gym looking for guys, because again :sick:

    I was just kidding. Had no doubt you were there for yourself. :flowerforyou:
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Well, duh! Of course I go to the gym looking for a man. My husband. If he's missing, there's a 99% chance he's in the gym.

    I tried looking for him in the kitchen once, but all I came out with is a sammich.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Before anyone panics, I'm in there after hours when there are NO students present. Just pointing out the logical fallacy of this argument. I'm clearly NOT at the gym looking for guys, because again :sick:

    I was just kidding. Had no doubt you were there for yourself. :flowerforyou:

    Yea, that was just a CYA statement. I figure most people would get it, but there's always that one person.....
  • Modern_Warrior
    Modern_Warrior Posts: 163
    Well, duh! Of course I go to the gym looking for a man. My husband. If he's missing, there's a 99% chance he's in the gym.

    I tried looking for him in the kitchen once, but all I came out with is a sammich.

    Priceless!!!
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Before anyone panics, I'm in there after hours when there are NO students present. Just pointing out the logical fallacy of this argument. I'm clearly NOT at the gym looking for guys, because again :sick:

    Do you realize how many teenage fantasies you've ruined?
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Before anyone panics, I'm in there after hours when there are NO students present. Just pointing out the logical fallacy of this argument. I'm clearly NOT at the gym looking for guys, because again :sick:

    Do you realize how many teenage fantasies you've ruined?

    Yup, and not even a little bit sorry.:glasses:

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