Your last text will be put on your grave stone...

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  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
    "Crazy old ladies!"
  • fantabulous_
    fantabulous_ Posts: 18
    "Chief is mine"

    (Texted while driving...that's why it's my last)
  • AreUjoking2
    AreUjoking2 Posts: 142
    "yes, that's fine"
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    "They are"
  • AmandaLY17
    AmandaLY17 Posts: 184 Member
    K well if Ryan has to work I'm totally in to going. As soon as I know, you know.
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    "Lol, it's better than my last one."
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    Splenda, need that.
  • Yep_imchicbad
    Yep_imchicbad Posts: 66 Member
    I know! So are you ok? Are you pregnant yet?
  • AwMyLoLo
    AwMyLoLo Posts: 1,571 Member
    outside waiting for you, biotch

    HA!!
  • stephcbms
    stephcbms Posts: 142 Member
    On my way !! :D
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    "let me know when it comes"
  • montana_girl
    montana_girl Posts: 1,403 Member
    "Okay"
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    "Give some thought to where you wanna go."

    LOVE this one!!!
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    "Oh! It was so quick I thought there might be more."

    This one will have me explaining my snort to co-workers at break! Seriously, we should have a vote for the top ten!!!
  • Xtine72
    Xtine72 Posts: 67 Member
    "Lol. Thanks. But you know what I mean! Lol"
  • klkateri
    klkateri Posts: 432 Member
    "O my poor butt"
  • jon830
    jon830 Posts: 20 Member
    "I can't, still in this walking boot. My leg looks like it belongs to a transformer!" To which I humbly replied, "No worries Lily, you have the face of Megatron..so it fits."
  • krawhitham
    krawhitham Posts: 831 Member
    Mines sad.

    "We'll get back in it once the house stuff is more wrapped up! Next week!"

    Little did I know, there would be no next week... :^\
  • arayajane
    arayajane Posts: 4 Member
    My most recent text:

    "Pancakes or die"

    Hahaha! Excellent!
    My last one ";-)"
  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
    "O my poor butt"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • PrincessWarior
    PrincessWarior Posts: 71 Member
    Is it all-inclusive?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Did you take the old one?
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    "I'm so drunk I can't feel my skin."
  • jos05
    jos05 Posts: 263 Member
    lol!

    last text sent...

    That guy was bald and missing a finger... really?! I'm perplexed! If someone's gonna blow me off...they better at least be hot!

    **Side note... I like bald guys...but not this one! lol


    last text received:
    I agree! And I have 8 fingers and two thumbs!


    ahhh! the texts messages of my life... crazy! lol!
  • Platform_Heels
    Platform_Heels Posts: 388 Member
    "FYI: eyelash glue is a B!TCH to get out of clothing."
  • awtume9
    awtume9 Posts: 423 Member
    "coool can't wait to see your dress!"

    How boring.
  • littlelu14
    littlelu14 Posts: 11
    "Good luck, I love you <3"

    :tongue:
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    We can't bring desert, they have that covered. how about a salad?
  • Kevalicious99
    Kevalicious99 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I never text ... mine would be well .. NULL.
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    "That sucks, hope its quicker for you"

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