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Your last text will be put on your grave stone...

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  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 864 Member
    I don't need a lot, they are for when i'm desperate.
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    Sent: "Also, Ben and Melyssa (LOTR game) went to SCA heavy armor combat and had a bad experience. They were wondering if you would teach them. Two men & two ladies sounds like a perfect start up group. :-)"

    Received: I'm happy for your second job. The sword stuff looks like synchronicity.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    Lol I can't even pass this up

    My last text was from my SO at 11:20 Pm (I was asleep)

    "Too bad I'm partying solo"

    :laugh: :laugh: :glasses:
  • JackieRL55
    JackieRL55 Posts: 144 Member
    My last text is completely inappropriate for this thread...but it was soooo good LOL
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Last time I was honest and posted what it was and I got a strike...NOT TODAY!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Turd.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Sent to my hubby:

    "I just saw the most AH-MAZING set of b00bs EVER!!!! Wish you coulda seen the magic in person!"

    Hubby's response:

    "Have I told you today that I love you?" :bigsmile:
  • Crateria_
    Crateria_ Posts: 253 Member
    My most recent text:

    "Pancakes or die"
    i guess there were no pancakes..
  • Justifier
    Justifier Posts: 336 Member
    "I'm going to the 19 again tonight."

    Am I gonna die in a gay bar, or IS heaven a gay bar? I hope the latter.
  • EternalDecadence
    EternalDecadence Posts: 445 Member
    What time do you want me tomorrow?
  • 1Cor1510
    1Cor1510 Posts: 413 Member
    "I hate it when you actually make a good choice and it comes back to bite you :sad: Hopefully this passes soon."
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    "Yeah, but what would happen?"

    LMFAO, so appropriate...I guess what would happen is I would die!
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Lol next week!
  • ZzPAMELAzZ
    ZzPAMELAzZ Posts: 6 Member
    "Baaaahahahahah. I love it!"
  • katimorris87
    katimorris87 Posts: 65 Member
    Weird.



    Accurate, I guess? lol
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    THERES A CHIPOTLE IN HAMDEN

    LMAO!!
  • snappyapples
    snappyapples Posts: 76
    "Take the plastic wrap off of it before you put it in the oven dummy! :-P"
  • KatieLouWho19
    KatieLouWho19 Posts: 776 Member
    LOL.....



    "Agreed! And good boy! Fuk dem hos."

    Terrible. My mother would not be proud! HAHA. :glasses:
  • lorigem
    lorigem Posts: 446 Member
    "A website called Hot Shots Bangkok."
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    can you give me a little info on the france job i need and update on what is going on there because the WO is messed up..
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    Oh ok good luck
  • SkipDead
    SkipDead Posts: 9
    "I'm the one with the vagina but you don't see me throwing a hissy fit. "
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    "Lovely. I'll just drop a card off for her or something..."

    Sassy even in death! :laugh:
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    Okie Dokie Artichokie
  • PeteWhoLikesToRunAlot
    PeteWhoLikesToRunAlot Posts: 596 Member
    My last text is literally "*kitten*"

    where #=u
  • luvmydawgs
    luvmydawgs Posts: 182 Member
    We should meet up.
  • aharper84
    aharper84 Posts: 67 Member
    My last text reads, "The Army is full of them." That would be a terrible thing on my grave stone. :(
  • sfbaumgarten
    sfbaumgarten Posts: 912 Member
    "Oh and the dog finally pooped"
  • jlynnm70
    jlynnm70 Posts: 460 Member
    "Dave said he dropped it off to you"
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