Terrible Dates

skippygirlsmom

On the flip side, my brother went on a first date that he got wicked drunk at and passed out then woke up and threw up in his truck and on her. She finally got his address to take him home and while she was in his apt waiting for her ride he told he she could fold his laundry since it was clean and she had nothing better to do. Well 6 years later the got married, go figure!

Anyone who would put up with that on a first date is truly a keeper LOL

Monsterliana

Oh lord where to begin? Alright so this one time I met this dude online and we talked for a few weeks before we met. Well he was a soldier and had his truck "in the shop" so if I wanted to do anything I had to go get him. It's a pain in the *kitten* what you have to go through to get on the base if you aren't military but hey I thought he could be worth it. So I go pick this guy up. Plan was to go have dinner and then go to a mutual friends party. So he wants to go to Applebee's (eye roll) so ok whatever. We go, he orders a few drinks. I ordered chicken Alfredo and he looks at me like I just drop kicked a baby. When the waitress walks away he starts grilling me on "how many carbs are in that". Flag numero uno. Then he orders another couple drinks. Ends up spilling an entire jack and coke on my lap. He apologized so many times and took me to get something else to wear to the party. Stupidly I still went with him and to sum it all up basically he ended up so drunk he passed out in the men's bathroom at a pilot station. I had to leave him there and drive his stupid friend home and come back to get him. When i got back in there the manager said they had called the cops and I had to get him out asap. I had to go into the men's Frickin bathroom and drag this mother out to my car lmao. I don't know why I didn't just leave him there. Then I had to pull over 3 times during the 15 minutes drive home for him to vomit. It's funny now imagining how stupid I must have looked literally dragging this drunk *kitten* out of the bathroom. He didn't stand up until we were halfway through the store. Oh and he vomited in the plant right by the entrance. Lesson leanred. Never played taxi for him or anyone else again!

sillygoosie

So he wants to go to Applebee's (eye roll) so ok whatever.

Every great date begins at Applebee's.

seltzermint555

I've had a few pretty bad ones over the years...but one I can think of is , online dating, we finally met for coffee and I ordered a coffee and he ordered juice (it was morning time) and I hadn't even sipped my coffee when he asked 'When you are pregnant I hope you don't plan on drinking coffee...it's very bad for the baby, you know?" WHAAAAAT? I realized he was looking for a baby machine... so I heard him go blah blah blah and Then when I finished my coffee I said 'Good luck..bye'.
Well, I could write a whole bunch of others... but some of the ones I've read here are absolutely terrible...mine were just a bit bad.

UGH! That baby machine stuff would be the biggest turnoff. What a weirdo!

For some reason when you mentioned him ordering juice, it reminded me of a time when I probably seemed like a loser date haha I went for coffee with this guy I met online, and it was like 95 degrees outside so I wanted something cold. He ordered espresso and I ordered something frozen & flavored, and I saw him visibly cringe when the barista called that out "Children's Funky Monkey Frozen Mocha for Angela!?"...I was 35 years old...hehe

gmthisfeller

They had to have the goth style, guyliner, etc. But they were usually freaks...I am not saying all guys with that style are freaks...but it was quite entertaining!

Go ahead, and say it: All guys with that style are freaks!

Monsterliana

I went on a date a couple weeks ago now. He asked if he could pick me up, because he felt that was appropriate. I agreed to it because I thought it seemed like a nice gesture. He pulls into my drive, doesn't leave the car, and my phone goes off. It's a text. I open the text and it reads "I'm here turd"........

this was a first date, and he not only doesn't come to the door, but he refers to me as turd?

It was pretty much over before it started.

However, at the end he went in for a kiss, totally unexpected as I was putting on medicated lip balm at the time, while in mid conversation. He just "went for it" and it was comparable to what you would think kissing a cats *kitten* would be like. He was so tight lipped and puckered. He had on the stereotypical 12 year old girl, over exaggerated kissy/pucker face......and went for it.......like that.

I never went out with him again.

I lol'd WAY too much at "I'm here turd"

me too. Just about died when I read this. Lmao

Monsterliana

So he wants to go to Applebee's (eye roll) so ok whatever.

Every great date begins at Applebee's.

apparently! Haha!

gmthisfeller

Back before the 'Net days....she arrived at the restaurant with her 5 year-old daughter.

nmncare

This is long but I promise it's a good one.

Don't judge me because this was a long time ago and it SCREAMS high school. Bad dates and douche bags are pretty much the story of my life.. But I have had some great dates too! But one of the worst is still my Junior Prom.

I went with my friends ex (mistake number 1.. even though she said it was okay and insisted I go with him).

So I get all pretty. Junior Prom was the biggest dance in high school where I lived. Limos, ball gowns, insane over the top steak dinners.. the whole nine. The last thing my mom says to me as I am walking out the door is.. "Are you sure you don't want to wear a bra?". Great.
We get in his car (one of the only non limos at the dance.. but I'm not fussy so I didn't mind). He says "You look gorgeous." and I say "Awe thank you!". And he then says.. "But your dress would look better on the floor." Umm.. Excuse me?
We get to dinner. We end up going to this run down hole in the wall vegan pizza parlor. Neither of us are vegan. But I trust the hole's in the wall because you find some real gems. Well.. this was not one of them. One of the WORST meals I have ever had in my life. Not to mention we were extremely overdressed. Once the bill comes.. he says.. "By the way.. you're paying." Back then I was too nice to disagree. So I did. (I'm an idiot. I know). We get to the dance and I have to pay for myself to get in. Okay.. that's fine. So jokingly.. and seriously.. I said "Fine. Since I paid for dinner and my ticket.. you are paying for pictures." He said.. "No I'm not. If you want pictures.. you're paying." Well.. I did want pictures! I wanted a group picture with my closest friends all dressed up. Plus.. Junior Prom was a BIG DEAL. So I paid for group photos. The rest of the night was him rubbing himself all over me.. would not leave me alone.. and basically doing everything he could to get in my pants. It was terrible. Then he locked his keys in his car so we couldn't get home. I tried asking my friends via text if we could hitch a ride in a limo and we would pay, but none of them checked their phone's in time before they left. He ended up calling one of his buddies downtown where we were and had him drive us home. He kept saying "We are in a backseat. This is perfect. You know what happens back here?" Literally would not stop trying to get lucky. Seriously?? He asked me to sing him a song since I am a singer. I sang him you and your hand by pink hoping he would take a hint. Nope. We round the corner to my house and he stops at this hill at the end of my street with a gorgeous view. He gets out of the car and asks his friend to wait there. He pushes me down on the hill. Literally shoves his tongue down my throat and tells me he really likes me. Just then.. as I am trying to get away from this creep.. his tongue hits my uvula.. and I threw up. He was such a bad kisser.. I literally threw up. I then said some strong words and ran home.

Edited for typos.

MissAnjy

This is long but I promise it's a good one.

Don't judge me because this was a long time ago and it SCREAMS high school. Bad dates and douche bags are pretty much the story of my life.. But I have had some great dates too! But one of the worst is still my Junior Prom.

I went with my friends ex (mistake number 1.. even though she said it was okay and insisted I go with him).

So I get all pretty. Junior Prom was the biggest dance in high school where I lived. Limos, ball gowns, insane over the top steak dinners.. the whole nine. The last thing my mom says to me as I am walking out the door is.. "Are you sure you don't want to wear a bra?". Great.
We get in his car (one of the only non limos at the dance.. but I'm not fussy so I didn't mind). He says "You look gorgeous." and I say "Awe thank you!". And he then says.. "But your dress would look better on the floor." Umm.. Excuse me?
We get to dinner. We end up going to this run down hole in the wall vegan pizza parlor. Neither of us are vegan. But I trust the hole's in the wall because you find some real gems. Well.. this was not one of them. One of the WORST meals I have ever had in my life. Not to mention we were extremely overdressed. Once the bill comes.. he says.. "By the way.. you're paying." Back then I was too nice to disagree. So I did. (I'm an idiot. I know). We get to the dance and I have to pay for myself to get in. Okay.. that's fine. So jokingly.. and seriously.. I said "Fine. Since I paid for dinner and my ticket.. you are paying for pictures." He said.. "No I'm not. If you want pictures.. you're paying." Well.. I did want pictures! I wanted a group picture with my closest friends all dressed up. Plus.. Junior Prom was a BIG DEAL. So I paid for group photos. The rest of the night was him rubbing himself all over me.. would not leave me alone.. and basically doing everything he could to get in my pants. It was terrible. Then he locked his keys in his car so we couldn't get home. I tried asking my friends via text if we could hitch a ride in a limo and we would pay, but none of them checked their phone's in time before they left. He ended up calling one of his buddies downtown where we were and had him drive us home. He kept saying "We are in a backseat. This is perfect. You know what happens back here?" Literally would not stop trying to get lucky. Seriously?? He asked me to sing him a song since I am a singer. I sang him you and your hand by pink hoping he would take a hint. Nope. We round the corner to my house and he stops at this hill at the end of my street with a gorgeous view. He gets out of the car and asks his friend to wait there. He pushes me down on the hill. Literally shoves his tongue down my throat and tells me he really likes me. Just then.. as I am trying to get away from this creep.. his tongue hits my uvula.. and I threw up. He was such a bad kisser.. I literally threw up. I then said some strong words and ran home.

Edited for typos.

OMG hahahahahahaha literally crying at multiple parts of this story. You and your hand LMAO & then hitting your uvula LMAO. Oh god. Best story ever, hahahahahahahaha.

Are you married/dating now? Or are you still stuck on the loser train? I fear I will never get off this train.

nmncare

This is long but I promise it's a good one.

Don't judge me because this was a long time ago and it SCREAMS high school. Bad dates and douche bags are pretty much the story of my life.. But I have had some great dates too! But one of the worst is still my Junior Prom.

I went with my friends ex (mistake number 1.. even though she said it was okay and insisted I go with him).

So I get all pretty. Junior Prom was the biggest dance in high school where I lived. Limos, ball gowns, insane over the top steak dinners.. the whole nine. The last thing my mom says to me as I am walking out the door is.. "Are you sure you don't want to wear a bra?". Great.
We get in his car (one of the only non limos at the dance.. but I'm not fussy so I didn't mind). He says "You look gorgeous." and I say "Awe thank you!". And he then says.. "But your dress would look better on the floor." Umm.. Excuse me?
We get to dinner. We end up going to this run down hole in the wall vegan pizza parlor. Neither of us are vegan. But I trust the hole's in the wall because you find some real gems. Well.. this was not one of them. One of the WORST meals I have ever had in my life. Not to mention we were extremely overdressed. Once the bill comes.. he says.. "By the way.. you're paying." Back then I was too nice to disagree. So I did. (I'm an idiot. I know). We get to the dance and I have to pay for myself to get in. Okay.. that's fine. So jokingly.. and seriously.. I said "Fine. Since I paid for dinner and my ticket.. you are paying for pictures." He said.. "No I'm not. If you want pictures.. you're paying." Well.. I did want pictures! I wanted a group picture with my closest friends all dressed up. Plus.. Junior Prom was a BIG DEAL. So I paid for group photos. The rest of the night was him rubbing himself all over me.. would not leave me alone.. and basically doing everything he could to get in my pants. It was terrible. Then he locked his keys in his car so we couldn't get home. I tried asking my friends via text if we could hitch a ride in a limo and we would pay, but none of them checked their phone's in time before they left. He ended up calling one of his buddies downtown where we were and had him drive us home. He kept saying "We are in a backseat. This is perfect. You know what happens back here?" Literally would not stop trying to get lucky. Seriously?? He asked me to sing him a song since I am a singer. I sang him you and your hand by pink hoping he would take a hint. Nope. We round the corner to my house and he stops at this hill at the end of my street with a gorgeous view. He gets out of the car and asks his friend to wait there. He pushes me down on the hill. Literally shoves his tongue down my throat and tells me he really likes me. Just then.. as I am trying to get away from this creep.. his tongue hits my uvula.. and I threw up. He was such a bad kisser.. I literally threw up. I then said some strong words and ran home.

Edited for typos.

OMG hahahahahahaha literally crying at multiple parts of this story. You and your hand LMAO & then hitting your uvula LMAO. Oh god. Best story ever, hahahahahahahaha.

Are you married/dating now? Or are you still stuck on the loser train? I fear I will never get off this train.

That guy was just a joke. Haha.

I am dating. But I am a bit on the loser train. I just moved back to America but I haven't been on very many dates. The area that I live in doesn't have a ton of people my age not married. But I am with you where I feel like I will never get off this crazy ride! Not losing hope just yet though

MissAnjy

That guy was just a joke. Haha.

I am dating. But I am a bit on the loser train. I just moved back to America but I haven't been on very many dates. The area that I live in doesn't have a ton of people my age not married. But I am with you where I feel like I will never get off this crazy ride! Not losing hope just yet though

I can't even find anyone DATE worthy in my town!
It's depressing. I find that guys my age live at home with their parents (mooching) and don't have jobs. How appealing?

Serenitytoo

That guy was just a joke. Haha.

I am dating. But I am a bit on the loser train. I just moved back to America but I haven't been on very many dates. The area that I live in doesn't have a ton of people my age not married. But I am with you where I feel like I will never get off this crazy ride! Not losing hope just yet though

I can't even find anyone DATE worthy in my town!
It's depressing. I find that guys my age live at home with their parents (mooching) and don't have jobs. How appealing?

I found a lot of the same where I am, smallish city, but mostly seniors, not a lot of young adults. I went through a lot of awful ones before I met my wonderful fiance. I was ready to give up and there he was. You never know when they will pop up Good luck!

nmncare

Had a guy pull the "oh I forgot my card in my other wallet" bs on me.

Every boyfriend I have ever had has pulled that on me.. with "babe" in front of it. Oy!