I cant lose weight

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TwinkieDong
TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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I just cant seem to lose weight. My diet consist of the following and rarely do I deviate.

AM: A bear claw donut, wash that down with a two liter of Coca Cola classic.

AM Snack: I go and graze whats left from the box of donuts I brought in.

Lunch: 2 Big Macs, a large Fry, and Large Coca Cola. I then stop by the convinence store to pick up another two liter of Coke.

Afternoon snack: Usually I have some gram crackers, Oreo double stuffed cookies, etc.

Dinner: Usually the all you can eat Chinese Buffet and usually have 4 plates worth.

Desert: Usually pie, ice cream, etc.

I exercise daily, usually I run up the stairs for 2-5 minutes and call it quits. My scale doesnt seem to go down only increase. Could my scale be broke?

Oh and my wife is mad because I am fat. She puts me down all the time. I come here and other adult dating websites to get positive feedback and women picking up on me setting up dates. What should I do???
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I'm betting it's the graham crackers.
  • breeshabebe
    breeshabebe Posts: 580
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    Your wife is such a jerk.... totally bringing you down.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Switch to some diet coke or coke zero!!!
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Diet Coke.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    Dude, switch to Diet Coke.

    You're welcome.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    Oh and my wife is mad because I am fat. She puts me down all the time.

    i'm impressed she can pick your fat *kitten* up.
    sounds like she lifts.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    Oh and my wife is mad because I am fat. She puts me down all the time.

    i'm impressed she can pick your fat *kitten* up.
    sounds like she lifts.

    FLMAO well she is like Chyna for the WWE
  • RabbitLost
    RabbitLost Posts: 333 Member
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    Clearly, you need a new scale. Is it still in warranty?
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,954 Member
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    Get on Fetlife and look for the chubby chasers....
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    Clearly, you need a new scale. Is it still in warranty?

    I bought it at Walmart for $7.97 I missed the clearance price by two days. It must have went on clearance because it wasnt accurate.
  • sumthnncredible
    sumthnncredible Posts: 22 Member
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    Great post...lol
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    nothing, absolutely nothing, you're doing just fine \m/
  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
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    You need to start ordering diet cokes with your big macs. That should do the trick.
  • Chickee8586
    Chickee8586 Posts: 155 Member
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    It's the darn exercise making your muscles hold onto water weight. Stop exercising and the weight will drop like magic lollipops.
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
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    It's obvious you're in Starvation mode
  • felonebeats
    felonebeats Posts: 433
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    tbh your diet looks spot on,you should be losing about 2lbs a week.Scales are f*****d
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    Maybe if you post a picture of the shorts you're wearing, we will have a better idea.
  • felonebeats
    felonebeats Posts: 433
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    Also running up the stairs is obviously building massive amounts of muscle so you're putting on muscle weight.Good job
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,531 Member
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    Buy your wife more diamonds.

    Its amazing how fit and trim one can look whilst holding out a diamond tennis bracelet for The Wife.:glasses:

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