Low Sugar Diets Resulting in Voodoo

Sad_Grandpa
Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
in Food and Nutrition
I was reading the daily news this morning while enjoying my usual coffee and prune danish, and I saw an article on the today show site revealing that people with lower blood sugar are more likely to attack their spouses using pins and voodoo dolls.

This explains a lot of my aches and pains.

http://t.today.com/health/low-blood-sugar-tied-hangry-fights-spouse-2D79526249
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  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,370 Member
    That's just propaganda brought on by the lizard people that run all media.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I love prunes.
  • Shropshire1959
    Shropshire1959 Posts: 982 Member
    Bwhaaaa .. makes as much sense as most 'Health' guff that we're fed by the press.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I love prunes.

    But I prefer figs.
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
    I'm sure that was an argument used the other day on MFP to convince someone not to cut back on sugar!!
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    I love prunes.

    But I prefer figs.

    Prunes are delicious.

    I do like fig newtons.
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,370 Member
    I love prunes.

    But I prefer figs.
    Forced open with a knob of cheese inserted (prefer blue), then slowly roasted, drizzled with a 25ys old balsamic and a pinch of fleur de sel.
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,370 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:
  • yarwell
    yarwell Posts: 10,477 Member
    High carb diets in prison don't seem to reduce the anger levels.
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,370 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?
    Bulls eye.
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    I foogle searched for that, but all I found was martini recipes and pictures of Ursula Andress in a bikini. Not that these are bad things, but having them in my search history raises the likelihood of my being stuck with voodoo pins.
  • bluetuesday5
    bluetuesday5 Posts: 99 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?

    I heard it was a form of intermittent fasting. You only eat twice.

    I'll grab my coat...
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,370 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    I foogle searched for that, but all I found was martini recipes and pictures of Ursula Andress in a bikini. Not that these are bad things, but having them in my search history raises the likelihood of my being stuck with voodoo pins.
    Yes, that's the diet.......tell us how you make out.:wink:
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,370 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    I foogle searched for that, but all I found was martini recipes and pictures of Ursula Andress in a bikini. Not that these are bad things, but having them in my search history raises the likelihood of my being stuck with voodoo pins.
    Remember, never say never.:wink:
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?

    I heard it was a form of intermittent fasting. You only eat twice.

    I'll grab my coat...

    I heard it improves the sex drive and increases male fertility - it's commonly known as Thunderball!
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,370 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?

    I heard it was a form of intermittent fasting. You only eat twice.

    I'll grab my coat...

    I heard it improves the sex drive and increases male fertility - it's commonly known as Thunderball!
    The main ingredient was octo*****, which apparently increased T and commonly referred to as the man with the golden gun.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I love prunes.

    But I prefer figs.
    Forced open with a knob of cheese inserted (prefer blue), then slowly roasted, drizzled with a 25ys old balsamic and a pinch of fleur de sel.

    Noted and appreciated.
    Sounds TopHat!
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?

    I heard it was a form of intermittent fasting. You only eat twice.

    I'll grab my coat...

    I heard it improves the sex drive and increases male fertility - it's commonly known as Thunderball!
    The main ingredient was octo*****, which apparently increased T and commonly referred to as the man with the golden gun.

    I've heard they are revamping the 007 diet and calling it the 'live and let' die t.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    My husband can confirm this anecdotally. I'm usually super sweet, but when my blood sugar drops, the beast comes out. :devil: He gets me food fast and all is well again in no time. :smooched:
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    I was reading the daily news this morning while enjoying my usual coffee and prune danish, and I saw an article on the today show site revealing that people with lower blood sugar are more likely to attack their spouses using pins and voodoo dolls.

    This explains a lot of my aches and pains.

    http://t.today.com/health/low-blood-sugar-tied-hangry-fights-spouse-2D79526249

    What no potatoes for breakfast?? so many potatoe options in the morning!
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
    I was reading the daily news this morning while enjoying my usual coffee and prune danish, and I saw an article on the today show site revealing that people with lower blood sugar are more likely to attack their spouses using pins and voodoo dolls.

    This explains a lot of my aches and pains.

    http://t.today.com/health/low-blood-sugar-tied-hangry-fights-spouse-2D79526249

    What no potatoes for breakfast?? so many potatoe options in the morning!

    Potatoes are second breakfast.
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
    My husband can confirm this anecdotally. I'm usually super sweet, but when my blood sugar drops, the beast comes out. :devil: He gets me food fast and all is well again in no time. :smooched:

    You seem too sweet to stick a man with voodoo pins.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    I was reading the daily news this morning while enjoying my usual coffee and prune danish, and I saw an article on the today show site revealing that people with lower blood sugar are more likely to attack their spouses using pins and voodoo dolls.

    This explains a lot of my aches and pains.

    http://t.today.com/health/low-blood-sugar-tied-hangry-fights-spouse-2D79526249

    What no potatoes for breakfast?? so many potatoe options in the morning!

    Potatoes are second breakfast.

    This pleases me!
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?

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    Your new Dietitian.
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?

    I heard it was a form of intermittent fasting. You only eat twice.

    I'll grab my coat...

    I heard it improves the sex drive and increases male fertility - it's commonly known as Thunderball!

    That sounds like a painful condition. I'm already on enough medication.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    shrinking-head-o.gif

    See he put sugar on him and caused the voodoo
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?

    shango-curse_o_GIFSoup.com.gif

    Your new Dietitian.

    Bruno Sammartino - now there was a wrestler. None of these fancy pants gimmicks and slick talking. Just lots of armsbars and foot stomping.
  • TLwineguzzler
    TLwineguzzler Posts: 289 Member
    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?


    I heard it was a form of intermittent fasting. You only eat twice.

    I'll grab my coat...

    I heard it improves the sex drive and increases male fertility - it's commonly known as Thunderball!
    The main ingredient was octo*****, which apparently increased T and commonly referred to as the man with the golden gun.

    All washed down with a bottle of vodka from Russia with love :drinker:

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