Low Sugar Diets Resulting in Voodoo

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  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    My husband can confirm this anecdotally. I'm usually super sweet, but when my blood sugar drops, the beast comes out. :devil: He gets me food fast and all is well again in no time. :smooched:
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    I was reading the daily news this morning while enjoying my usual coffee and prune danish, and I saw an article on the today show site revealing that people with lower blood sugar are more likely to attack their spouses using pins and voodoo dolls.

    This explains a lot of my aches and pains.

    http://t.today.com/health/low-blood-sugar-tied-hangry-fights-spouse-2D79526249

    What no potatoes for breakfast?? so many potatoe options in the morning!
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
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    I was reading the daily news this morning while enjoying my usual coffee and prune danish, and I saw an article on the today show site revealing that people with lower blood sugar are more likely to attack their spouses using pins and voodoo dolls.

    This explains a lot of my aches and pains.

    http://t.today.com/health/low-blood-sugar-tied-hangry-fights-spouse-2D79526249

    What no potatoes for breakfast?? so many potatoe options in the morning!

    Potatoes are second breakfast.
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
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    My husband can confirm this anecdotally. I'm usually super sweet, but when my blood sugar drops, the beast comes out. :devil: He gets me food fast and all is well again in no time. :smooched:

    You seem too sweet to stick a man with voodoo pins.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    I was reading the daily news this morning while enjoying my usual coffee and prune danish, and I saw an article on the today show site revealing that people with lower blood sugar are more likely to attack their spouses using pins and voodoo dolls.

    This explains a lot of my aches and pains.

    http://t.today.com/health/low-blood-sugar-tied-hangry-fights-spouse-2D79526249

    What no potatoes for breakfast?? so many potatoe options in the morning!

    Potatoes are second breakfast.

    This pleases me!
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?

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    Your new Dietitian.
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
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    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?

    I heard it was a form of intermittent fasting. You only eat twice.

    I'll grab my coat...

    I heard it improves the sex drive and increases male fertility - it's commonly known as Thunderball!

    That sounds like a painful condition. I'm already on enough medication.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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    See he put sugar on him and caused the voodoo
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
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    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?

    shango-curse_o_GIFSoup.com.gif

    Your new Dietitian.

    Bruno Sammartino - now there was a wrestler. None of these fancy pants gimmicks and slick talking. Just lots of armsbars and foot stomping.
  • TLwineguzzler
    TLwineguzzler Posts: 289 Member
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    Is there some sort of diet that wards off voodoo attacks?
    Back in the 60's there was a diet called 007 from England from a company called MI6 that was successful, maybe try that.:happy:

    Was that the diet where you had a licence to grill?


    I heard it was a form of intermittent fasting. You only eat twice.

    I'll grab my coat...

    I heard it improves the sex drive and increases male fertility - it's commonly known as Thunderball!
    The main ingredient was octo*****, which apparently increased T and commonly referred to as the man with the golden gun.

    All washed down with a bottle of vodka from Russia with love :drinker:
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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    Bruno Sammartino - now there was a wrestler. None of these fancy pants gimmicks and slick talking. Just lots of armsbars and foot stomping.

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    Train like Bruno, new workout program.
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
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    Bruno Sammartino - now there was a wrestler. None of these fancy pants gimmicks and slick talking. Just lots of armsbars and foot stomping.

    bruno.jpg

    Train like Bruno, new workout program.

    I'm not sure what diet Giant haystacks was on - I'm going for this look though (this is what a proper wrestler looked like).

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  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
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    BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! This explains a lot about my failed marriage . . .oh wait, no it doesn't, I have HIGH blood sugar, so maybe he really is just a d!&%

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  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
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    BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! This explains a lot about my failed marriage . . .oh wait, no it doesn't, I have HIGH blood sugar, so maybe he really is just a d!&%

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    I recommend prunes.
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
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    That's just propaganda brought on by the lizard people that run all media.

    They may report, but at least they still let us decide.


    Though I liked it better when the men in black were running things. They made mind control look good. And none of those disgusting on air moltings.
  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
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    I love prunes.

    But I prefer figs.

    Prunes are delicious.

    I do like fig newtons.

    Fig newtons are the hiking world's most perfect food.

    Also, the title of this thread made me chuckle.

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