Women Don't Fart.

SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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This only applies to the lovely ladies on my FL. The rest of you all, you should put a stick'ems to the inside of your panties.

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I gotta get me one of those ponies...
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I gotta get me one of those ponies...

    You don't "get" one. Fate picks you. It is preordained.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    so YOU were the connection about the time I started farting. Damn it, man. :tongue: :laugh:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    so YOU were the connection about the time I started farting. Damn it, man. :tongue: :laugh:

    Yes, the moment you got off my FL, was when you starting ripping them in succession.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    so YOU were the connection about the time I started farting. Damn it, man. :tongue: :laugh:

    Yes, the moment you got off my FL, was when you starting ripping them in succession.

    at least I know who to blame now. :wink:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    This, on the other hand, might apply to my FL as well. And to you also Puffy.

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    This, on the other hand, might apply to my FL as well. And to you also Puffy.

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    sorry to break it to ya, this girl is drama free. I work too much to have any time for it. But, nice try. And, we already determined that I do fart, so...... :tongue: :laugh:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    This, on the other hand, might apply to my FL as well. And to you also Puffy.


    sorry to break it to ya, this girl is drama free. I work too much to have any time for it. But, nice try. And, we already determined that I do fart, so...... :tongue: :laugh:

    With so much drama in the M-F-P
    It's kinda hard bein SGM A-D-O-N-I-S.

    Doesn't quite rhyme. Oh well.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
    Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    This, on the other hand, might apply to my FL as well. And to you also Puffy.


    sorry to break it to ya, this girl is drama free. I work too much to have any time for it. But, nice try. And, we already determined that I do fart, so...... :tongue: :laugh:

    With so much drama in the M-F-P
    It's kinda hard bein SGM A-D-O-N-I-S.

    Doesn't quite rhyme. Oh well.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
    Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)


    annnnd now that will be stuck in my head ALL day long, lol.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    they also don't sweat, they glisten.....is that what you're gonna tell me next??? \m/
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    The whisper: "I will keel you".
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    they also don't sweat, they glisten.....is that what you're gonna tell me next??? \m/

    Only my FL lady friends. The rest of these sweaty nappy headed...oh wait, never mind. The rest of these madams sweat like a *kitten* in church.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

    I feel compelled to tell you that I will ignore your pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. comment.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

    I feel compelled to tell you that I will ignore your pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. comment.

    That's a compelling argument.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    4.jpg

    also, I laugh hysterically, like a 12 year old boy when anyone farts, lol.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

    I feel compelled to tell you that I will ignore your pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. comment.

    That's a compelling argument.

    I can't even hear you.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

    I feel compelled to tell you that I will ignore your pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. comment.

    That's a compelling argument.

    I can't even hear you.

    LOL
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Obviously, none of you have been in the same room with my wife. We're talking bio-hazard gas leaks here. Makes me so proud.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Obviously, none of you have been in the same room with my wife. We're talking bio-hazard gas leaks here. Makes me so proud.

    May I suggest a butt plug sir.

    Next problem. I got your solution.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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    LOL awesome

    so....it's more like this???

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    \m/
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    LOL awesome

    so....it's more like this???

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    \m/

    Bahahahaha....this reminds me of the X-Men guy with the laser vision. Except in a Cumbaya type of way.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Luckily I'm on your friends list.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Rainbows must smell like *kitten* then...
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Rainbows must smell like *kitten* then...

    That's a hell of an assumption.
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
    i dont... til about 4 pm when the crazy amount of protein kicks in... look the hell out!!!!!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    tee hee, what he'll be saying later, lol.

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