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Women Don't Fart.

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SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
This only applies to the lovely ladies on my FL. The rest of you all, you should put a stick'ems to the inside of your panties.

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    I gotta get me one of those ponies...
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I gotta get me one of those ponies...

    You don't "get" one. Fate picks you. It is preordained.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    so YOU were the connection about the time I started farting. Damn it, man. :tongue: :laugh:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    so YOU were the connection about the time I started farting. Damn it, man. :tongue: :laugh:

    Yes, the moment you got off my FL, was when you starting ripping them in succession.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    so YOU were the connection about the time I started farting. Damn it, man. :tongue: :laugh:

    Yes, the moment you got off my FL, was when you starting ripping them in succession.

    at least I know who to blame now. :wink:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    This, on the other hand, might apply to my FL as well. And to you also Puffy.

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    This, on the other hand, might apply to my FL as well. And to you also Puffy.

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    sorry to break it to ya, this girl is drama free. I work too much to have any time for it. But, nice try. And, we already determined that I do fart, so...... :tongue: :laugh:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    This, on the other hand, might apply to my FL as well. And to you also Puffy.


    sorry to break it to ya, this girl is drama free. I work too much to have any time for it. But, nice try. And, we already determined that I do fart, so...... :tongue: :laugh:

    With so much drama in the M-F-P
    It's kinda hard bein SGM A-D-O-N-I-S.

    Doesn't quite rhyme. Oh well.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
    Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    This, on the other hand, might apply to my FL as well. And to you also Puffy.


    sorry to break it to ya, this girl is drama free. I work too much to have any time for it. But, nice try. And, we already determined that I do fart, so...... :tongue: :laugh:

    With so much drama in the M-F-P
    It's kinda hard bein SGM A-D-O-N-I-S.

    Doesn't quite rhyme. Oh well.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
    Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)


    annnnd now that will be stuck in my head ALL day long, lol.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    they also don't sweat, they glisten.....is that what you're gonna tell me next??? \m/
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    The whisper: "I will keel you".
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    they also don't sweat, they glisten.....is that what you're gonna tell me next??? \m/

    Only my FL lady friends. The rest of these sweaty nappy headed...oh wait, never mind. The rest of these madams sweat like a *kitten* in church.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

    I feel compelled to tell you that I will ignore your pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. comment.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

    I feel compelled to tell you that I will ignore your pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. comment.

    That's a compelling argument.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    also, I laugh hysterically, like a 12 year old boy when anyone farts, lol.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

    I feel compelled to tell you that I will ignore your pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. comment.

    That's a compelling argument.

    I can't even hear you.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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