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Women Don't Fart.

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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

    I feel compelled to tell you that I will ignore your pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. comment.

    That's a compelling argument.

    I can't even hear you.

    LOL
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Obviously, none of you have been in the same room with my wife. We're talking bio-hazard gas leaks here. Makes me so proud.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Obviously, none of you have been in the same room with my wife. We're talking bio-hazard gas leaks here. Makes me so proud.

    May I suggest a butt plug sir.

    Next problem. I got your solution.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    LOL awesome

    so....it's more like this???

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    \m/
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    LOL awesome

    so....it's more like this???

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    \m/

    Bahahahaha....this reminds me of the X-Men guy with the laser vision. Except in a Cumbaya type of way.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Luckily I'm on your friends list.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    Rainbows must smell like *kitten* then...
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Rainbows must smell like *kitten* then...

    That's a hell of an assumption.
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
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    i dont... til about 4 pm when the crazy amount of protein kicks in... look the hell out!!!!!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    tee hee, what he'll be saying later, lol.

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  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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    Why yes they do, we ALL do and anyone who says otherwise must be holding them in, better let them go ladies before you implode! And, if it is a good one, don't forget to claim it!! haha
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Why yes they do, we ALL do and anyone who says otherwise must be holding them in, better let them go ladies before you implode! And, if it is a good one, don't forget to claim it!! haha

    I always claim it, or I laugh, which is basically the same as saying "I farted!"
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Why yes they do, we ALL do and anyone who says otherwise must be holding them in, better let them go ladies before you implode! And, if it is a good one, don't forget to claim it!! haha

    I always claim it, or I laugh, which is basically the same as saying "I farted!"

    :drinker:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Having been married for an extended period of time (4 decades +), I must state women fart. My wife's farts will send the dogs running. Trust me on this one.

    Anyone claiming otherwise is living in an altered reality.

    Just one old man's opinion.......
  • Najay
    Najay Posts: 273 Member
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    Best Topic of the Day.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    My 10 year old was just going on about this...
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    That's pretty slorish.