Perfect Girlfriend

wjstoj
wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect girlfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect girlfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes :
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall
- 125 pounds
- 34 C
- teacher
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory"
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  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    I can already see the next topic: Perfect Boyfriend in 3...2...
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    Perfect gynecologist....my hoo-haa is picky

    Harvard Educated
    Well hung
    No pinky ring
    6ft4
    215lbs
    rocket razor arm
    No peanut allergies
    knows all the lines in "Pretty Woman"
    Loves Football
    Tolerates cats
    lifts
    squats
    single
    prefer pepsi over coke
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I'm 3 of those things...can I just get a 10 spot?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I like beer and The Big Bang Theory. Do I get a consolation prize? Like a crazy cat lady starter kit?
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    -brunette (check)
    -5'6 (check)
    -likes beer (check)
    -likes Big Bang Theory(check)

    4 out of 9.... Lol I don't think that will even get me an honorable mention :)

    Perfect boyfriend
    -Speaks 2 or more languages
    -likes basketball and soccer
    -educated
    -has a good relationship with his mom
    Looks wise: well that's irrelevant usually to women

    Edit: from 3 languages to a minimum of 2. I realized my standards were too high lol
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect girlfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect girlfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes :
    - brunette----used to be, now grey
    - blue eyes----yes
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall
    6'1"
    - 125 pounds
    lmao
    - 34 C
    nope
    - teacher
    I know a lot
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory"
    heck yell

    I put out.....are you a good kisser??
    That's a deal breaker if you're not!!:angry:
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
    I'm 3 of those things...can I just get a 10 spot?

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  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I'd rather be awesome than perfect! :wink:
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
    *LOLOOPSSSSSS*
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    I got the brunette part down... ooohhh! that explains the "single" part... lol
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    well...I like football.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    - brunette - check
    - blue eyes - darn it, they're brown
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - check
    - 125 pounds - check
    - 34 C - 32D, which is the equivalent of 34C, so check
    - teacher - darn it, no
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - check, some, check


    so, I'd almost make the perfect girlfriend.....
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I'm 3 of those things...can I just get a 10 spot?

    I'm only 2. Can I be your reacher?
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    Hell, I'd love to have just these 3:

    125 lbs
    Likes beer
    Likes football
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I'm 3 of those things...can I just get a 10 spot?

    I'm only 2. Can I be your reacher?
    (3+2)x2=10
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  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    I'm black with Ebony hair so....awkwaaaaaaaaaard.
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    I guess it's a good thing my husband likes well endowed gingers :laugh:
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member

    Perfect boyfriend
    -Speaks 2 or more languages
    -likes basketball and soccer
    -educated
    -has a good relationship with his mom
    Looks wise: well that's irrelevant usually to women

    Edit: from 3 languages to a minimum of 2. I realized my standards were too high lol

    - 2 languages - Check! English/French
    - Loves Bball and Soccer
    - got a degree
    - LOVE mom
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    - brunette - check
    - blue eyes - darn it, they're brown
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - check
    - 125 pounds - check
    - 34 C - 32D, which is the equivalent of 34C, so check
    - teacher - darn it, no
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - check, some, check


    so, I'd almost make the perfect girlfriend.....

    Perfection is over-rated. How YOU doin?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    My current girlfriend is a 6' tall brunette with red highlights, small rack but a booty that goes on for days. She's a liquor store short of being perfect!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    - brunette - check
    - blue eyes - darn it, they're brown
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - check
    - 125 pounds - check
    - 34 C - 32D, which is the equivalent of 34C, so check
    - teacher - darn it, no
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - check, some, check


    so, I'd almost make the perfect girlfriend.....

    Perfection is over-rated. How YOU doin?

    howdy! I'm not too shabby, yourself?
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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  • SummerRain43
    SummerRain43 Posts: 358
    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect girlfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect girlfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes :
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall
    - 125 pounds
    - 34 C
    - teacher
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory"

    brunette - I think so, but I dye it red...does that count?
    blue eyes - check
    5'6" - darn....missed it by 3" - I'm 5'3"
    125lb - darn.....missed it by 5 - 130lb
    34C - well I used to be a 38C before I lost weight - now it's 34B - so that one is out....
    teacher - check
    I love beer, rugby (close enough?) and the Big Bang Theory is awesome.....

    so hey.....almost perfect....wooo hooo!!!!
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    At least now I know why I am single. I only meet one of those requirements!
  • soberlicious
    soberlicious Posts: 121 Member
    -i'm a natural brunette (redhead now--two wins?).
    -5'7"
    -and i have bigger boobs than a C!
    -green eyes...
  • xxxcosmicgirlxxx
    xxxcosmicgirlxxx Posts: 4 Member
    Perfect gynecologist....my hoo-haa is picky

    Harvard Educated
    Well hung
    No pinky ring
    6ft4
    215lbs
    rocket razor arm
    No peanut allergies
    knows all the lines in "Pretty Woman"
    Loves Football
    Tolerates cats
    lifts
    squats
    single
    prefer pepsi over coke


    haha love it,send one my way when you find one :)
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    Lifts
    Likes video games, geeky TV programmes and martial arts flicks.

    I'm dying alone, aren't I? :laugh:
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member

    Perfect boyfriend
    -Speaks 2 or more languages
    -likes basketball and soccer
    -educated
    -has a good relationship with his mom
    Looks wise: well that's irrelevant usually to women

    Edit: from 3 languages to a minimum of 2. I realized my standards were too high lol

    - 2 languages - Check! English/French
    - Loves Bball and Soccer
    - got a degree
    - LOVE mom

    :flowerforyou: yeaaahhhh for LOVING mom!!!
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    - brunette - I can be but I prefer to not be
    - blue eyes - no
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - no
    - 125 pounds - within the margin of error
    - 34 C - yes
    - teacher - I can be.
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - big yes to beer, love tailgating, and TV only when there's nothing better to do

    -husband - is that a deal breaker? If it's just for prize money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.


    with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!

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