Perfect Girlfriend
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- brunette - I can be but I prefer to not be
- blue eyes - no
- 5 foot 6 inches tall - no
- 125 pounds - within the margin of error
- 34 C - yes
- teacher - I can be.
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - big yes to beer, love tailgating, and TV only when there's nothing better to do
-husband - is that a deal breaker? If it's just for prize money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.0 -
If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.
with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!0 -
If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.
with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!
Well, I do call him "Daddy" a lot, so there's that.0 -
If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.
with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!
Well, I do call him "Daddy" a lot, so there's that.
now I am just intrigued....got a whole "Indecent proposal' think going on...0 -
A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect girlfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect girlfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes :
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall
- 125 pounds
- 34 C
- teacher
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory"
Brunette - geez didn't make it past one without a strike
Blue eyes - check
5'6" - check
125 lbs - ah so close
34C - check
teacher - depends on teaching what
likes - check0 -
Totally misread as G Spot....I'm 3 of those things...can I just get a 10 spot?0
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Well f&ck a duck...I'm not the perfect mistress or perfect girlfriend....**kicks rock**0
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Well f&ck a duck...I'm not the perfect mistress or perfect girlfriend....**kicks rock**
yeah, me neither.0 -
If I meet more of the "boyfriend" requirements, what does that say about me?0
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Aww I have everything but the blue eyes and the weight. This is good motivation to lose those 15 lbs!0
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If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.
with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!
Well, I do call him "Daddy" a lot, so there's that.
now I am just intrigued....got a whole "Indecent proposal' think going on...
She's going back to her room now. Nothing to see here . . .
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Crap... my boobs are way bigger! UGH, now I know why I can't get a man...LOL... hahahaha, <---- not true 0 -
Darn boobs...always getting in the way of these things :grumble:0
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Hahahahaha...I have never been, nor will I EVER be the perfect girlfriend!!! :laugh:0
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Who the HELL decided that a C cup is perfect!?0
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girls, is being a professional poker player attractive?0
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- brunette NOPE Natural Strawberry Blode
- blue eyes NOPE Harry Potter Green eyes.
- 5 foot 6 inches tall NOPE 5'11
- 125 pounds NOPE If I weighed that much, my BMI would be 17.4
- 34 C NOPE I will not say what I am, because I am a lady, but that bra would not do the job.
- teacher NOPE I make way more than the average teacher salary.
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" Yes, Meh, NO. That show is terrible. 'Hur hur high school physics joke." Please.0 -
- brunette NOPE Natural Strawberry Blode
- blue eyes NOPE Harry Potter Green eyes.
- 5 foot 6 inches tall NOPE 5'11
- 125 pounds NOPE If I weighed that much, my BMI would be 17.4
- 34 C NOPE I will not say what I am, because I am a lady, but that bra would not do the job.
- teacher NOPE I make way more than the average teacher salary.
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" Yes, Meh, NO. That show is terrible. 'Hur hur high school physics joke." Please.
This is pretty much how I would have redone the whole criteria.0 -
A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect girlfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect girlfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes :
- brunette
- blue eyes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall
- 125 pounds
- 34 C
- teacher
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory"
1. Brunette with a red tinge....does that count?
2. Green eyes.
3. 5 foot 3...damn.
4. A couple of pounds over that atm, I DID weigh that a few months ago though haha...(stupid job making me gain 7lbs).
5. 32B. Damn.
6. Lawyer.
7. I like Big Bang Theory but not the other two...
So...1 and one third...this is why I'm unloveable hahaha.0 -
- brunette - NOPE, dark blonde.
- blue eyes - YES.
- 5 foot 6 inches tall - NOPE, 5'2 1/2
- 125 pounds - NOPE, 117ish.
- 34 C - NOPE, smaller.
- teacher - NOPE, unemployed. :drinker:
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - NOPE, I hate all those things. Intensely.
Oh wow, just the one. Thank god I don't live where you come from OP.0 -
- brunette - no
- blue eyes - yes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall - no
- 125 pounds - no
- 34 C - no
- teacher - no
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - no, no and never seen so can't make a judgement.
1/9 haha
My view of perfect boyfriend:
- Taller than me
- Stronger than me
- Well built / Muscles
- Has ambition in terms of life/career
- Doesn't live like a slob / cleans up after himself
- Tolerates watching ever so predictable chick-flicks
- Likes: Lifting, pets and cuddles.0 -
already got mine0
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Well, for a minute there i was on a roll!0
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I nominated Alywei0
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- brunette - Yep
- blue eyes - Nope, Hazel (greenish/teal/brown) way better
- 5 foot 6 inches tall - nope 5'4"
- 125 pounds - nope...need to loose some for that
- 34 C - 26 C
- teacher - No way, I would need to be medicated
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - All 3 are good for me.0 -
- brunette - Yep
- blue eyes - Nope, Hazel (greenish/teal/brown) way better
- 5 foot 6 inches tall - nope 5'4"
- 125 pounds - nope...need to loose some for that
- 34 C - 26 C
- teacher - No way, I would need to be medicated
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - All 3 are good for me.
:flowerforyou:0 -
- brunette - Yep
- blue eyes - Nope, Hazel (greenish/teal/brown) way better
- 5 foot 6 inches tall - nope 5'4"
- 125 pounds - nope...need to loose some for that
- 34 C - 26 C
- teacher - No way, I would need to be medicated
- Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - All 3 are good for me.
:flowerforyou:
Flowers??? For me??
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I nominated Alywei
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I am 4 of those (brunette, blue eyes, 5'6, and the likes)...I'm working on the weight and would I be penalized for being a receptionist and if I had bigger bewbs?? I like my kids, but not everyone's kids LOL0
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Looks wise: well that's irrelevant usually to women
I call BS lol... Maybe it's just the women around here, but if a guy is not ripped w/ brown hair and blue eyes and makes 100k a year, then they don't want anything to do with him.0
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