Perfect Girlfriend

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    - brunette - check
    - blue eyes - darn it, they're brown
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - check
    - 125 pounds - check
    - 34 C - 32D, which is the equivalent of 34C, so check
    - teacher - darn it, no
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - check, some, check


    so, I'd almost make the perfect girlfriend.....

    Perfection is over-rated. How YOU doin?

    howdy! I'm not too shabby, yourself?
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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  • SummerRain43
    SummerRain43 Posts: 358
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    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect girlfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect girlfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes :
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall
    - 125 pounds
    - 34 C
    - teacher
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory"

    brunette - I think so, but I dye it red...does that count?
    blue eyes - check
    5'6" - darn....missed it by 3" - I'm 5'3"
    125lb - darn.....missed it by 5 - 130lb
    34C - well I used to be a 38C before I lost weight - now it's 34B - so that one is out....
    teacher - check
    I love beer, rugby (close enough?) and the Big Bang Theory is awesome.....

    so hey.....almost perfect....wooo hooo!!!!
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    At least now I know why I am single. I only meet one of those requirements!
  • soberlicious
    soberlicious Posts: 121 Member
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    -i'm a natural brunette (redhead now--two wins?).
    -5'7"
    -and i have bigger boobs than a C!
    -green eyes...
  • xxxcosmicgirlxxx
    xxxcosmicgirlxxx Posts: 4 Member
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    Perfect gynecologist....my hoo-haa is picky

    Harvard Educated
    Well hung
    No pinky ring
    6ft4
    215lbs
    rocket razor arm
    No peanut allergies
    knows all the lines in "Pretty Woman"
    Loves Football
    Tolerates cats
    lifts
    squats
    single
    prefer pepsi over coke


    haha love it,send one my way when you find one :)
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
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    Lifts
    Likes video games, geeky TV programmes and martial arts flicks.

    I'm dying alone, aren't I? :laugh:
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
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    Perfect boyfriend
    -Speaks 2 or more languages
    -likes basketball and soccer
    -educated
    -has a good relationship with his mom
    Looks wise: well that's irrelevant usually to women

    Edit: from 3 languages to a minimum of 2. I realized my standards were too high lol

    - 2 languages - Check! English/French
    - Loves Bball and Soccer
    - got a degree
    - LOVE mom

    :flowerforyou: yeaaahhhh for LOVING mom!!!
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    - brunette - I can be but I prefer to not be
    - blue eyes - no
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall - no
    - 125 pounds - within the margin of error
    - 34 C - yes
    - teacher - I can be.
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory" - big yes to beer, love tailgating, and TV only when there's nothing better to do

    -husband - is that a deal breaker? If it's just for prize money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.


    with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.


    with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!

    Well, I do call him "Daddy" a lot, so there's that.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    If it's just for ....money, I'm sure he'd agree to loan me out for an hour or so.


    with a little editing, this statement takes on a whole new meaning!

    Well, I do call him "Daddy" a lot, so there's that.

    now I am just intrigued....got a whole "Indecent proposal' think going on...
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
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    A local radio station did an online poll of what attributes make up the perfect girlfriend, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect girlfriend". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes :
    - brunette
    - blue eyes
    - 5 foot 6 inches tall
    - 125 pounds
    - 34 C
    - teacher
    - Likes include: beer, football, and "The Big Bang Theory"

    Brunette - geez didn't make it past one without a strike
    Blue eyes - check
    5'6" - check
    125 lbs - ah so close
    34C - check
    teacher - depends on teaching what
    likes - check
  • FraggleRockerFitnessLover
    FraggleRockerFitnessLover Posts: 307
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    Totally misread as G Spot....
    I'm 3 of those things...can I just get a 10 spot?
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
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    Well f&ck a duck...I'm not the perfect mistress or perfect girlfriend....**kicks rock**
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Well f&ck a duck...I'm not the perfect mistress or perfect girlfriend....**kicks rock**

    yeah, me neither.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    If I meet more of the "boyfriend" requirements, what does that say about me?
  • annie24342
    annie24342 Posts: 49 Member
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    Aww I have everything but the blue eyes and the weight. This is good motivation to lose those 15 lbs!

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