Top MFP Conspiracies

tryanother
tryanother Posts: 36 Member
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I have recently discovered a few of the top MFP conspiracies!

#1: Most really good looking guys used to be really overweight, then lost the weight with MFP and then became really HOT!!! Thumbs up to all of you....

#2: I feel really stupid - I was disappointed by my 20kg loss until I figured out that this actually amounts to 44lbs. Yeah for me. MFP made me work extra hard to lose what I thought to be a little weight. Not so little after all....

3#: There should be an online psycologist on MFP to help us deal with all the changes and reactions...

Anyone else???
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  • laurahamm96
    laurahamm96 Posts: 46 Member
    Love #3. I have such odd feelings about my body changing. Like I cried over the face that my toes were not all fat looking anymore. I could not handle that for like a good half hour. It was strange. Could have also just been PMS, LOL
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.
  • beachgod
    beachgod Posts: 567 Member
    #5. Just because someone lost a lot of weight it instantly means they are a nutrition/physiology expert. No. It means they ate at a deficit.


    P.S. OP If you look at this page http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/292044-what-is-your-weight-loss-the-equal-to

    you'll see your 20kg (44 lb) loss equals an elephant heart in weight, massive!

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  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    #6 - Some MFP members talk about their giant calorie limits and the delicious ice cream and cake they've been eating specifically to sabotage me. Don't try to deny it!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Bullies everywhere.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.
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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.

    Hey now!! That's how we met and fell in lurrrve.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.

    I had no idea...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.

    I had no idea...

    So when do you move into independent woman's house and become her new boyfriend? So jealous.
  • freemystery
    freemystery Posts: 184 Member
    No matter what you say, there will be somebody around to disagree with it.

    "All you have to do is create a moderate calorific deficit, eat less/ do more"
    "No no no no I have a medical condition so this does not work for me"

    "Cutting out desserts helped me."
    "No no no no, have desserts, I have desserts so you're doing it wrong!"

    "I'm weighing and logging everything and the scale hasn't moved for 3 weeks"
    "You're not weighing and logging everything."

    Sometimes people have a point- say for example accuracy really counts when weighing and logging.

    But I am amused and in awe of how there isn't one fact out there that somebody can't argue with (whether they're absolutely correct or a complete loon)
    My personal fave is whenever there's a "my weight loss has stalled" topic... the eat more calories camp vs the inaccurate logging/ eat less camp.
  • larryc0923
    larryc0923 Posts: 557 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.

    There's a veil? :)
  • thomaszabel
    thomaszabel Posts: 203 Member
    I believe that MFP is in cahoots with various clothing manufacturers. As I dropped weight, I had to go out and buy new clothes. I think the clothing industry gives a kickback to MFP.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.

    True story.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    disagreeing with someone automatically equates to being a bully even if they decided to do a juice detox and only eat 800 cals a day!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.


    Where's your evidence?
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  • chani8
    chani8 Posts: 946 Member
    The 1200 calorie conspiracy.
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    #4 MFP is a dating/hook up site.

    FIFY
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Aliens.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.
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    Got you laid...

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I kinda want to post the definition of Conspiracy.


    GAWD, I'm so MEAN!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    #4 MFP is a thinly veiled dating/hook up site.

    I had no idea...

    So when do you move into independent woman's house and become her new boyfriend? So jealous.

    I was just asking this last night!!!! It hasn't been 2 months yet... :cry:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    disagreeing with someone automatically equates to being a bully even if they decided to do a juice detox and only eat 800 cals a day!

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  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
    #99 If you're a chick and decline a FR from a guy then you're instantly a lesbian. True story.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    The MFP Mods don't actually exist.
  • AwesomeGuy37
    AwesomeGuy37 Posts: 436 Member
    Arguments that happen on MFP, are product companies duking it out. If you mention sugar addiction, Coca-cola or Nestle representatives will come in and encourage their products. This site doesn't intervene because it would lose funding.
    o.0
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    i personally love the LLbean ad today.. thanks MFP!
  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
    Did someone say sugar addiction?

    NESTLÉ® NESQUIK® products encourage children and adults alike to get the important nutrients they need from milk. NESQUIK Powder has 25% less sugar than other leading brands and is fortified with calcium, vitamin C and other essential nutrients. The Ready-to-Drink variety comes in nine delicious flavors and is easy to drink on the go. Nestlé’s new NESQUIK 100 Calorie Chocolate Milk delivers a delicious portion-controlled option that has 40% fewer calories than other low-fat flavored milks.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    #8,992 - Trolls come here and make multiple profiles.

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