The first step is admitting that you are a Clevelander

EddieHaskell97 · April 2014

And I am.

Wondering if there are any other awesomely fabulous Clevelanders to add to my collection.

WARNING: I am highly sarcastic and inappropriate. I breathe mostly sarcasm and lies. I drink beer and lots of it. I'm happily married so not looking for any hook ups. (You can stop reading now if this applies to you. ) I post a lot of nonsensical posts on my wall and will blow up your feed. If we mesh, I am looking to actually hang out in person occasionally and more frequently than that if I love you.

Any daring takers?

Yes! I am from Fairview, live in Strongsville, and work in Independence for the Clinic. I brew beer, and lots of it! :drinker: Also happily married and not looking to hook up. If you want to raise hel... er,,, Pittsburgh with a goofball, I'm totally game!

Now let's turn this into East vs. West side. That's my favorite game.

Q: How do kids from East Cleveland spend the first week of the school year?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights

Q. How did the boy from Chardon die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him.

Q: What does the average student from Solon get on his SAT?
A: Hummus.

Q: What is the difference between a person from Shaker and a baby?
A: The baby will eventually stop crying.

Q: How do you castrate a guy from Euclid?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage in the Kirtland library?
A: Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

AwMyLoLo · April 2014

I'm from Columbus but my husband is from closer to Cleveland and has serious love for the city. Plan is to move to a surrounding-Cleveland area in a few years. For now we are "Northern-- Central Ohioans".

And, GO BROWNS.

Mia_RagazzaTosta · April 2014

And I am.

Wondering if there are any other awesomely fabulous Clevelanders to add to my collection.

WARNING: I am highly sarcastic and inappropriate. I breathe mostly sarcasm and lies. I drink beer and lots of it. I'm happily married so not looking for any hook ups. (You can stop reading now if this applies to you. ) I post a lot of nonsensical posts on my wall and will blow up your feed. If we mesh, I am looking to actually hang out in person occasionally and more frequently than that if I love you.

Any daring takers?

Yes! I am from Fairview, live in Strongsville, and work in Independence for the Clinic. I brew beer, and lots of it! :drinker: Also happily married and not looking to hook up. If you want to raise hel... er,,, Pittsburgh with a goofball, I'm totally game!

Now let's turn this into East vs. West side. That's my favorite game.

Q: How do kids from East Cleveland spend the first week of the school year?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights

Q. How did the boy from Chardon die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him.

Q: What does the average student from Solon get on his SAT?
A: Hummus.

Q: What is the difference between a person from Shaker and a baby?
A: The baby will eventually stop crying.

Q: How do you castrate a guy from Euclid?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage in the Kirtland library?
A: Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Solon is south, pal.

EternalDecadence · April 2014

<~~~~~South of Cleveland here!

EddieHaskell97 · April 2014

My apologies. I don't really care about the rivalry. Anyone around here who made it through this last, brutal winter is a fellow Northeast Ohioan. Every local I've met on here has been a fantastic person, and I'm proud to know them.

emilyrthompson · April 2014

I was from Cleveland, now live in Mass. I LOVE the CLE! What is with all the Bernie jokes, really? I would welcome a lovely Cleveland girl to my friends!!

pctyler94 · April 2014

Not in Cleveland, but I believe I can take you in a mud fight.

Make it pudding and I'm in. Now get your sassy little biscuits up here for a visit.

Hell I am driving in for front row seats on this one! I love pudding!

thesupremeforce · April 2014

Nope, I live on the other side of the state. I do make it to Cleveland once in a while, however.

Riffraft1960 · April 2014

I am not a true Clevelander, though I did spend my freshman year in college (78-79) in Cleveland and I am diehard Browns' Fan

BogQueen1 · April 2014

Originally from Akron, I think that almost counts. Then I moved to Pittsburgh. Don't hate me. I'm still a Browns fan. Do you know how hard it is to be a Browns fan in Pittsburgh? I think I should get bonus points for that.

jsewelltu · July 2014

I'm a transplant. I've lived in Cleveland for about 7 years now. With the exception of the copious amounts of snow... I love it here.

_John_ · July 2014

headofphat · July 2014

Cleveland is where first round draft picks go to die. ^^^^see above

crazyU2girl · July 2014

I'm in Cleveland! Live on the west side, and work downtown

_KitKat_ · July 2014

I’m not from Cleveland, but I do know that Cleveland had America’s first traffic light and was the first city in the world to be lighted electrically.

Sorry that is not correct. Wabash Indiana was the first city to lighted electrically.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/10495

Cleveland had the first Arc street light.....Charles F. Brush Highschool home of the Brush Arcs South Euclid/Lyndhurst school district. Unfortunately I know this because well.....view last sentence.

kyungs · July 2014

I JUST moved to Cleveland -- University Heights! Need to find some weight loss friends! I''m committed to getting back into shape BUT.. i REFUSE to give up my beer during golf!