your butt as profile pic

DeltaZero

Making sure all my friends check in before the topic is closed.

nurit1979

I have seen most of the butts in here already. I keep coming back to see if you backpeddle or dig in.
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Okay cool. Well, I gotta get to work, so continue to "not enjoy" this thread.

ksuh999

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

somerisagirlsname

I literally just licked on every nice *kitten* pic here. If yours wasn't clicked on, please don't be offended.

Can't decide if typo or desperate...:huh:

Definitely a slip of the tongue.

calibriintx

inorite. Why have a close up of your @ss as your profile pic. Have some class.

somerisagirlsname

inorite. Why have a close up of your @ss as your profile pic. Have some class.

you win.

DeltaZero

BarbellBlondieRuns

Because we have a sense of humor and an *kitten* that don't quit. Don't be hatin'

rachelg145

Because I look at my own profile picture constantly when I'm in the app - I don't want to look at my face, I want to look at some professional beach volleyballers for inspiration. I'm grossed out by how many slutty pictures of themselves people post on here as their primary picture and how many people's bathrooms I have to look at when I see their selfies. But I don't start a forum post about it because if they want everyone to see their business it is THEIR business to share their picture.

wheird

I have seen most of the butts in here already. I keep coming back to see if you backpeddle or dig in.

Okay cool. Well, I gotta get to work, so continue to "not enjoy" this thread.
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The quoting system here is so difficult!

Fit_NYC_

Because we have a sense of humor and an *kitten* that don't quit. Don't be hatin'

Well said!

somerisagirlsname

I have seen most of the butts in here already. I keep coming back to see if you backpeddle or dig in.

Okay cool. Well, I gotta get to work, so continue to "not enjoy" this thread.

The quoting system here is so difficult!
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qotes r hrd

jkane1992

@BarbellBlondieRuns - perfect answer! you work hard to look that good, show that of.. also motivates others...

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jackpotclown

inorite. Why have a close up of your @ss as your profile pic. Have some class.

winner winner chicken dinner \m/

Derpes

cmiller224

Its Hump Day! Don't be a stick in the mud people. Its all in good fun dang!

Beautiful_Pain

It's either someones butt or boobs I don't get it. X3

hey, the pectoral muscles need love too!

:drinker:

WINNER

Ahhh shucks! I wanna thank all the butt pro pics for making this possible!
:flowerforyou:

TR0berts

Female butts?


I fail to see the problem.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

because people are proud of their accomplishments and want to show what squats can do.

maybe someday you will be too.

Ohh..snap! Even if I was proud of it, I wouldn't use it as a profile picture. Again, because normal people typically talk to your face not your back side.

Talk to my ice cream sammich, woman!

likitisplit

No clue.

Ely82010

LOL.

I've often wondered that myself, but it's not every other female by any means, and people can post what they want as their profile pic.

This was hilarious though

Not really, read the guidelines...


12. No Profane, Vulgar, Sexually Explicit or Illegal Images

All images on the site, including all profile pictures and images posted in the forums, should be work-place friendly. While we reserve the right to remove any photo we feel is inappropriate, here are some partial guidelines as to what is not acceptable:

- no nudity
- no underwear, thongs, g-strings, or banana hammocks
- no pants or shorts worn mid-hip or below (no saggers)
- no photos in which hands or objects are the only bodily covering
- no excessive cleavage (if you would wear it to work, it’s probably OK)
- no close-up shots of cleavage, butt, breasts or crotch in any state of dress
- no hateful or violent imagery
- no images containing profanity or vulgarity

If you are photographing yourself to demonstrate successful weight loss, tight fitting spandex is a great way to show the change in your shape, while still abiding by these guidelines. Photos altered to present inaccurate weight-loss results are prohibited. Please keep the experience at MyFitnessPal encouraging by keeping your "success" photos authentic.

QueenBishOTUniverse

FINE!



stupid peer pressure.

tedrickp

Because I look at my own profile picture constantly when I'm in the app - I don't want to look at my face, I want to look at some professional beach volleyballers for inspiration. I'm grossed out by how many slutty pictures of themselves people post on here as their primary picture and how many people's bathrooms I have to look at when I see their selfies. But I don't start a forum post about it because if they want everyone to see their business it is THEIR business to share their picture.

TR0berts

I was told it was mandatory...are my friends pulling a fast one on me???

Pulling? Yes.

A fast one? No.

BarbellBlondieRuns

Thanks dudes! We are here to love on each other. Not judge. :flowerforyou:

Fit_NYC_

Thanks dudes! We are here to love on each other. Not judge. :flowerforyou:

I ♥ this ^^^

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likitisplit

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Ah. the flat-butt 80's

MapleFlavouredMaiden

All this thread has done is make me want to change my pic to my butt.