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  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Making sure all my friends check in before the topic is closed.
  • nurit1979
    nurit1979 Posts: 89 Member
    I have seen most of the butts in here already. I keep coming back to see if you backpeddle or dig in.
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    Okay cool. Well, I gotta get to work, so continue to "not enjoy" this thread.
  • ksuh999
    ksuh999 Posts: 543 Member
    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
    It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
    one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
    But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
    They only talk to her, because,
    she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
    I mean, her butt, is just so big.
    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
    out there, I mean - gross. Look!
    She's just so ... black!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes me so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupie
    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
    Till the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sister, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 470 Member
    I literally just licked on every nice *kitten* pic here. If yours wasn't clicked on, please don't be offended.

    Can't decide if typo or desperate...:huh:

    Definitely a slip of the tongue.

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  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    inorite. Why have a close up of your @ss as your profile pic. Have some class.
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 470 Member
    inorite. Why have a close up of your @ss as your profile pic. Have some class.

    you win.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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  • BarbellBlondieRuns
    BarbellBlondieRuns Posts: 511 Member
    Because we have a sense of humor and an *kitten* that don't quit. Don't be hatin' :tongue:
  • rachelg145
    rachelg145 Posts: 185 Member
    Because I look at my own profile picture constantly when I'm in the app - I don't want to look at my face, I want to look at some professional beach volleyballers for inspiration. I'm grossed out by how many slutty pictures of themselves people post on here as their primary picture and how many people's bathrooms I have to look at when I see their selfies. But I don't start a forum post about it because if they want everyone to see their business it is THEIR business to share their picture.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I have seen most of the butts in here already. I keep coming back to see if you backpeddle or dig in.

    Okay cool. Well, I gotta get to work, so continue to "not enjoy" this thread.
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    The quoting system here is so difficult!
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
    Because we have a sense of humor and an *kitten* that don't quit. Don't be hatin' :tongue:

    Well said!
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 470 Member
    I have seen most of the butts in here already. I keep coming back to see if you backpeddle or dig in.

    Okay cool. Well, I gotta get to work, so continue to "not enjoy" this thread.

    The quoting system here is so difficult!
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    qotes r hrd
  • jkane1992
    jkane1992 Posts: 259 Member
    @BarbellBlondieRuns - perfect answer! you work hard to look that good, show that of.. also motivates others...
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,318 Member
    inorite. Why have a close up of your @ss as your profile pic. Have some class.
    winner winner chicken dinner \m/
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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  • cmiller224
    cmiller224 Posts: 158
    Its Hump Day! Don't be a stick in the mud people. Its all in good fun dang!
  • Beautiful_Pain
    Beautiful_Pain Posts: 102 Member
    It's either someones butt or boobs I don't get it. X3

    hey, the pectoral muscles need love too!
    :drinker:
    WINNER
    Ahhh shucks! I wanna thank all the butt pro pics for making this possible!
    :flowerforyou:
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Female butts?


    I fail to see the problem.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,495 Member
    because people are proud of their accomplishments and want to show what squats can do.

    maybe someday you will be too.

    Ohh..snap! Even if I was proud of it, I wouldn't use it as a profile picture. Again, because normal people typically talk to your face not your back side.

    Talk to my ice cream sammich, woman! :tongue:
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