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Dear Diary,
Today I learned a lot of people on MFP hate a lot of things about other people. They obviously live dissatisfied lives filled with self-ignorance and negativity. This probably leads them to have high cortisol levels with the increased level of anxiety they must have on a daily basis because most people are fallible and will inevitably do something to annoy them. And that can lead to diet failure. It also seems a little like poor impulse control on their part. This gave me a sad for a minute and a half before my healthy lunch.
My hate and anger fuels me! Like Darth Vader!!!
She sure can dance!
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Dear Diary,
Today I learned that I can, indeed, be too tired to get dressed. After having been at work for a few hours I realized my pants were on backwards. I did three workouts yesterday and gave blood on Saturday. My arms are too sore/tired in order to hold my toothbrush for proper brushing. Yet I managed to make the healthy choice of a banana for a snack instead of nachos that were in the breakroom. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. I can I be too tired to put my pants on right, but "with it" enough to make a healthy choice?
oh, and I'm not even going to mention the hormones...
If it makes you feel any better I have had similar issues on MANY occassions. I blame overwork and lack of sleep for these instances. CURSE YOU ECONOMY!!! WHY MUST I WORK 2 FULL TIME JOBS TO PAY FOR THINGS!!!! I should just lose weight so people just give them to me for free... because that'll help.0 -
Dear Diary,
Today on the interwebz I found the most awesome gif ever...
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Dear Diary,
Today I learned that I can, indeed, be too tired to get dressed. After having been at work for a few hours I realized my pants were on backwards. I did three workouts yesterday and gave blood on Saturday. My arms are too sore/tired in order to hold my toothbrush for proper brushing. Yet I managed to make the healthy choice of a banana for a snack instead of nachos that were in the breakroom. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. I can I be too tired to put my pants on right, but "with it" enough to make a healthy choice?
oh, and I'm not even going to mention the hormones...
I came to work yesterday with my shirt on backwards. It would have stayed that way had my coworker not told me.0 -
Dear Diary,
Today on the interwebz I found the most awesome gif ever...
Is it wrong that this turns me on a little bit?... If only there was a slave costumed Leia...0 -
Dear Diary,
Today I learned that I can, indeed, be too tired to get dressed. After having been at work for a few hours I realized my pants were on backwards. I did three workouts yesterday and gave blood on Saturday. My arms are too sore/tired in order to hold my toothbrush for proper brushing. Yet I managed to make the healthy choice of a banana for a snack instead of nachos that were in the breakroom. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. I can I be too tired to put my pants on right, but "with it" enough to make a healthy choice?
oh, and I'm not even going to mention the hormones...
If it makes you feel any better I have had similar issues on MANY occassions. I blame overwork and lack of sleep for these instances. CURSE YOU ECONOMY!!! WHY MUST I WORK 2 FULL TIME JOBS TO PAY FOR THINGS!!!! I should just lose weight so people just give them to me for free... because that'll help.
AMEN!!! Thank you for letting me know that I am not alone! (and I totally agree on the economy crap)0 -
Dear Diary,
Today, I found a head in my kitchen. Will the madness never end?
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Dear Diary,
Today I realized that while when he was with Old Crow Medicine Show, Willie Watson was my favorite member of that band. When he left Old Crow I no longer cared to listen to them much anymore. Now that he has finally released his first solo album I do recall why he was my favorite. Just a quirky voice and him with a guitar or banjo.
We shall speak again Diary as my day is hella boring.0 -
Dear Diary,
Today I learned that I can, indeed, be too tired to get dressed. After having been at work for a few hours I realized my pants were on backwards. I did three workouts yesterday and gave blood on Saturday. My arms are too sore/tired in order to hold my toothbrush for proper brushing. Yet I managed to make the healthy choice of a banana for a snack instead of nachos that were in the breakroom. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. I can I be too tired to put my pants on right, but "with it" enough to make a healthy choice?
oh, and I'm not even going to mention the hormones...
I came to work yesterday with my shirt on backwards. It would have stayed that way had my coworker not told me.
I have done shirts backwards and inside out before, but NEVER my pants...takes me back to those elementary school dreams of showing up to class in just my underwear...0 -
Dear Diary,
Nicolas Cage.
Until later,
Dame
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Dear Diary,
Today, I found a head in my kitchen. Will the madness never end?
You win.0 -
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Dear Diary,
Today, I found a head in my kitchen. Will the madness never end?
omg! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Dear Diary,
I think you know where this gif should have gone today...not worth the strike though...
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Dear Diary,
I posted about a diet pill in the forums. Nobody thinks taking this super fad diet pill is a good idea. They all said it was a placebo, they are useless, etc. I got really butthurt and called them all names. Maybe one day I'll learn that they were actually being supportive in trying to not get me to waste my money. Nah, that couldn't possibly be it. They just want me to fail. They are just big meanies.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLUE!!!!!!!0 -
Dear Diary
Today I saw a lot of gifs posted and in several of those gifs there were crying women. I realized crying women are never attractive no matter how hot they may be while not crying. And also that if a woman is crying at any point within an hour of possible sex I can't stop thinking of her blubbering snottiness....and then will last longer in bed as a result of that image. So my pants are confused on what to do now.0 -
Dear Diary:
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Dear Diary,
Today I learned that I can, indeed, be too tired to get dressed. After having been at work for a few hours I realized my pants were on backwards. I did three workouts yesterday and gave blood on Saturday. My arms are too sore/tired in order to hold my toothbrush for proper brushing. Yet I managed to make the healthy choice of a banana for a snack instead of nachos that were in the breakroom. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. I can I be too tired to put my pants on right, but "with it" enough to make a healthy choice?
oh, and I'm not even going to mention the hormones...
I came to work yesterday with my shirt on backwards. It would have stayed that way had my coworker not told me.
I have done shirts backwards and inside out before, but NEVER my pants...takes me back to those elementary school dreams of showing up to class in just my underwear...
Steve from Nerd Fitness has his shorts on backwards in his Beginning Body Weight Circuit Video...
http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2009/12/09/beginner-body-weight-workout-burn-fat-build-muscle/0 -
Dear Diary:
Thhis... this is me at work this morning. i should probably start doing some of that work at some point.0 -
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLUE!!!!!!!
SWEET BABY JEEBUS...I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!0 -
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dear diary
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This is where I am. I have enough drama IRL in my office, the forum drama is intolerable.0 -
Dear Diary
As you know diary I work in an office in a cubicle. My chances of physical injury sending me home for the day are officially next to nothing. I know I could give myself a papercut but those really really hurt. So when I contemplate crapping my pants like a 1 year old just to leave for the day...I won't actually do it. Unless I had bad sushi and sneezed hard.0 -
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Dear Diary,
Do people still have diaries anymore? Everything is either on facebook, twitter, instagram, kik, pinterest, blogs, etc. Is anything really that secret? Hold on, let me get my typewriter out...
What's a typewriter? My diary app is confused. Hahaha.0
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