How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

Stoshew71
Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
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OK guys. How many CaddyShack quotes can we all come up with?

Ready? Set... GO!
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  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    IT'S IN THE HOLE !
  • rikracer61
    rikracer61 Posts: 208
    that hat should come with a bowl of soup, but it looks good on you though!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    What's that say? No bare feet!
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Wait up girls, I got a salami I gotta hide still
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    cinderalla story out of no where at Agusta
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    Holy Meatballs!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're jewish, ok?
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    you dont have to go to college this isnt Russia... Is it Russia?
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're jewish, ok?

    BWAHAHAHA lobe it
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    Do you do drugs danny?
    Everyday
    So whats the problem?
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    When i was your age i used to have to carry 50 pound blocks of ice up 45 flights
    so what?
    So what? So lets dance!
  • 1911JR
    1911JR Posts: 276
    We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Dookie! There's dookie in the pool!
  • horndave
    horndave Posts: 565
    be the ball Danny.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    You wear green so you can hide.
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  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    How do you compare yourself with other golfers?

    By Height! <
    my all time fav line
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Cannonball! cannonball coming.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Hey baby. You're allright. You must have been something before electricity.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Correct me if I am wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Colored boy? Why you son of a *****, I'll fix you.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Double turds !
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  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I want a hamburger, no cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips.

    You get nothing and like it.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    goonga gongala! goonga gonga gonga!
  • 58Rock
    58Rock Posts: 176 Member
    "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Don't sell yourself short judge. You're a tremendous slouch.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.



    When Caddyshack first came out, I bought it on Betamax. I worked with a team that sold Plant monitoring systems About twice a month we would schedule an off-site meeting. We'd leave work about 10am and go golf 9 holes and then head back to my place to watch Caddyshack and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

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