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How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    HEY EVERYBODY! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    so what? so let's dance!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Ty - do you take drugs danny?

    Danny - every day

    Ty - then what's the problem?

    Danny - i don't know
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Sandy- I want you to kill every gopher on the course!

    Spackler - Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

    Sandy - Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!

    Spackler - We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Smails - How do you measure yourself with other golfers?

    Webb - by height
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    Buy Bushwood?? Yoohoohoooo!
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    The real man's tequila shot. Lime juice in the eye, snort the salt, and throw the tequila over your shoulder. Lol
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Mrs. Smails- Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    You get nothing and like it.

    Not even loud enough. You gotta get the veins popping and everything.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Cervik - I'll tell ya, country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate...
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    Danny-Don't you own two lumber yards?
    Webb - Yeah
    Danny - And your never there.
    Webb - To be honest I have no idea where they are.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Ty Webb- Remember Danny, two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    I think this is the time for Billy beruu. Ohhhhhhhhhh Billy Billy Billy Billy. This is a big one billy.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke.
    Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Know what I'm talking about?
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I should have yelled Two!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    be the ball Danny.

    Dammit, that's what I was gonna say! We just watched this a couple of weeks ago. I love Chevy Chase.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    My daughter's favorite: "WHOA! Did somebody step on a duck?" This was hysterical to her and she never failed to drag it out at appropriate times.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My daughter's favorite: "WHOA! Did somebody step on a duck?" This was hysterical to her and she never failed to drag it out at appropriate times.

    Haha! I don't even remember that from the movie. How could I miss that?! I say that all the time. :bigsmile:
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Let's pretend. . . we're real human beings.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    You are going to play golf and you're gonna like it.
    But what about my asthma?
    I'll give you asthma.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Ahhhhh I saw that. That's about 10 bucks in change.
    I had a couple burgers and some Cokes for lunch.
    How many Cokes?
    I don't know, 4 or 5?
    What are you a diabetic?
    I don't know.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    You're a funny kid ya know. What time you due back Boy's Town?
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    That kangaroo stole my ball.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Lacey Underall: I bet you've got a lot of nice ties.

    Ty Webb: How do you mean?

    Lacey Underall: Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I'm going to law school too.

    Are you going to Harvard as well?

    No. Saint Coppius of uhhh northern....

    Where?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    It's a trap... You're just going to yell at me to get off your lawn AS SOON as I step foot in it...
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