The REAL Five Foods That Lead To Belly Fat!

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
in Chit-Chat
it's well past time for congress to act and outlaw these. :angry:

black licorice
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quinoa
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cauliflower (aka "just like normal pizza crust")
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asparagus
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brussels sprouts
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  • hannah_chan
    hannah_chan Posts: 3 Member
    not sure if trolling...

    there are no foods which lead to belly fat. you cant even spot reduce in the first place. if you want to lose belly fat you're going to have to lose fat overall. you cant choose a certain area to lose fat, and eating specific magic foods is certainly a myth
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.
  • davert123
    davert123 Posts: 1,568 Member
    Spouts - 5000 cals per ear (or nugget or whatever the little thing is called), make your farts smell bad as well so just say no
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    not sure if trolling...

    there are no foods which lead to belly fat. you cant even spot reduce in the first place. if you want to lose belly fat you're going to have to lose fat overall. you cant choose a certain area to lose fat, and eating specific magic foods is certainly a myth

    Yeah, get with the program, *kitten*. :yawn:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.

    8 ½ out of 10 scientists agree with outlawing all 5. tongue0015.gif

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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.

    ^^^ This
  • LifterDave
    LifterDave Posts: 112 Member
    I support the ban on Brussell Sprouts. I would rather take a butt kicking than eat those nasty little nuggets.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    I support the ban on anise licorice... I also volunteer to dispose of ALL of it.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You forgot kale and legumes
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I hate black licorice
  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.

    My mom and the vast majority of people over the age of 60 do not agree with that. It's well known that if you don't have the senior vote, you might as well give up. I think they would start up a good old angry mob if you also tried to take away their Werthers Originals.
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    I support the ban on Brussell Sprouts. I would rather take a butt kicking than eat those nasty little nuggets.

    I originally read kicking as licking which made the sentence very funny.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Asparagus and Brussels sprouts have helped me lose eleventy billion pounds when I sprinkle them with Raspberry Ketones.

    (Or I just like these foods. Especially when they have bacon and pesto on them)
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  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Celery should be banned, any food that has "strings" in it must surely lead to belly fat. For this reason I shall never let celery pass my lips.

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  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Food porn.:tongue: Seriously though, all but the licorice is on my shopping list for today.
  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
    Asparagus and Brussels sprouts have helped me lose eleventy billion pounds when I sprinkle them with Raspberry Ketones.

    (Or I just like these foods. Especially when they have bacon and pesto on them)

    Congratulations on your eleventy billion pounds. I lost shifty five the same way! What a journey.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    don't be hating on one of my favorites!!!!
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    When I was a kid, we had a foreign exchange student from Denmark. His family sent him some candy from home at Christmas. One package contained these black licorice rings. When we asked him what they were called, since the name was in Danish on the package, he said it translated to butt holes.

    We tasted them and agreed that they were aptly named.

    I really need to try to get in touch with him (been 20 years now). He was a cool guy. Ah memories and off topic comments.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I thought it was the last 5 foods that I ate?

    Seriously though, where the hell is boiled spinach on that list.
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    Black (real) licorice is awesome. Quit hating on it.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.

    8 ½ out of 10 scientists agree with outlawing all 5. tongue0015.gif

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    Yea! Officially part of the 1.5%! Seriously though, I was the weird kid growing up that loved asparagus, brussel sprouts, lima beans and spinach (only fresh though).
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I support your ban of licorice, you're on your own for the rest.

    My mom and the vast majority of people over the age of 60 do not agree with that. It's well known that if you don't have the senior vote, you might as well give up. I think they would start up a good old angry mob if you also tried to take away their Werthers Originals.

    Luckily my GGma only kept those little strawberry hard candies around. Werthers are ok, but black licorice is NASTY.
  • LovesGG
    LovesGG Posts: 241 Member
    I fear that there may be one person out there, who avoids this list for the rest of their life.
  • megsterella
    megsterella Posts: 69
    You forgot celery. According to research done at B.S. University people who eat celery become evil. Not surprising considering their ominous appearance and unholy taste.

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    You forgot celery. According to research done at B.S. University people who eat celery become evil. Not surprising considering their ominous appearance and unholy taste.

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    Sorry, but celery is part of the holy trinity, and you can take away my crawfish etouffee when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
  • becksxxx70
    becksxxx70 Posts: 234 Member
    I support the ban on Brussell Sprouts. I would rather take a butt kicking than eat those nasty little nuggets.

    I originally read kicking as licking which made the sentence very funny.

    So did I!!! Hmmmm......now what does that say :bigsmile:
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    I support the ban on Brussell Sprouts. I would rather take a butt kicking than eat those nasty little nuggets.

    I originally read kicking as licking which made the sentence very funny.

    So did I!!! Hmmmm......now what does that say :bigsmile:

    That we really enjoy salad?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Lol <3
  • FaylinaMeir
    FaylinaMeir Posts: 661 Member
    Getting ready to eat brussel sprouts for lunch, yum yum :laugh: :devil:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Blasphemy. A 1983 study by Ed Al, et. al, demonstrated that participants fed a 5000 calorie diet of black licorice and sprouts (administered intravenously) showed a massive spot-reduction in belly fat (but an increase in ankle fat). However, the increase in ankle fat was also reduced by including sodium-neutralizing abdominal flexion and sugared diet soda.

    CCF did you change your profile pic?


    Oh wait, you cited a *source*, sorry, wrong person!
  • kuntry_navySD
    kuntry_navySD Posts: 106 Member
    take asparagus and the little mexican pickled cauliflowers and i'll sign your petition

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