Exploding Oatmeal?

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  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    1.) do not buy or otherwise consume "instant" oatmeal....
    2.) cook oatmeal (preference to steel cut oats) on the stove in traditional method... in a large enough batch to last you the week.)
    3.) heat and serve at your convenience (using a microwave)... a bowl with a paper towel over it will stop "splatter"

    personally I like it cold with hot milk poured over it...or mixed with yogurt and berries... a scoop of protein...sometimes crushed walnuts and pecans...

    anyway... IF you brew up a batch once a week...you will find what you like... and you won't have to take time out of your day to clean your microwave
  • KMasz
    KMasz Posts: 2,733 Member
    I was expecting gifs..
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Just eat it dry. Mix dry oats with peanut butter and the effort to eat it makes it a delicious, negative calorie food. Google some jaw stretches beforehand though...just ignore the context of the websites that come up...the stretches are what matters.

    Someone send me a line in about 3 hours. I have some research to do.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    1.) do not buy or otherwise consume "instant" oatmeal....

    why?
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I was expecting gifs..

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  • Iwishyouwell
    Iwishyouwell Posts: 1,888 Member
    By cooking it on the stove

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