Today on MFP I Learned...

SGM_Adonis

I learned that cows can swim. But it isn't because they have multiple stomachs that contain methane gas. I was surprised to find out that cows were once classified as sea creatures because of their amazing ability to swim. Not only THAT, but THIS!!!:



So now I'm wondering if any of you big-bossomed ladies have amazing swimming abilities?

Also, I guess there are things other than land meat? There's other categories of meat? Air meat? Water Meat?

BlueBombers

I learned that bread and beans make you fat.

No big bossoms here.

MireyGal76

hahaha...



Well. I DO swim quite well... but I totally have to use my arms and legs to do it. If I relied on my "udders"... I'd be in serious trouble!


NOW...
*wonders if I should get all offended at*
- parallel between cows and women
- parallel between udders and breasticles


And really wonders if cows indeed CAN swim.

_mermaid_

But wouldn't big bossoms cause you to sink? Lol.

Derp_Diggler

Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?

SGM_Adonis

hahaha...



Well. I DO swim quite well... but I totally have to use my arms and legs to do it. If I relied on my "udders"... I'd be in serious trouble!


NOW...
*wonders if I should get all offended at*
- parallel between cows and women
- parallel between udders and breasticles


And really wonders if cows indeed CAN swim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZvFOXt1v84

Here is the proof.

As for the "parallel", just ignore that slight comparison.

MireyGal76

Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?

Well... technically he related big "bossomed" women... not sure it that refers to the udders, or the hind quarters, or is it some mythical creature altogether?

RivenV

Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?

SGM_Adonis

Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?

Awww *kitten*...no no no no.

Damage control. This thread is going down in flames quick.

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George_Baileys_Ghost

Are you equating big bosomed women to cows. You wouldn't do that would you?

Exactly! Big bosomed women (*looks down* and men) are people too!

Iceberg_Simpson

TIL that it is, in fact, Tuesday, not Thursday (as I had originally hoped). Sigh.

SGM_Adonis

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

MireyGal76

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

:laugh:
not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
:laugh:

You are ON A ROLL!

Lilly_the_Hillbilly

I actually sink in water. Quite consistently.

Lilly_the_Hillbilly

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

:laugh:
not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
:laugh:

You are ON A ROLL!

Hello winning.

SGM_Adonis

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

:laugh:
not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
:laugh:

You are ON A ROLL!

Well there are plenty of snags in shallow water. Don't ask how shallow.

salembambi

cows are the most beautiful sweet things ever

littlebutlean

Leave it to Adonis to give me a mid-day LOL thread .. :bigsmile: :laugh:

George_Baileys_Ghost

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

Dude, you're just dedicated to making me feel inadequate in every way.

SGM_Adonis

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

Dude, you're just dedicated to making me feel inadequate in every way.

Sir, your selfie skills more than make up for your lack of lenght/girth and/or presence of moobs.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I always end up steering to the right.

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George_Baileys_Ghost

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

Dude, you're just dedicated to making me feel inadequate in every way.

Sir, your selfie skills more than make up for your lack of lenght/girth and/or presence of moobs.

Derp_Diggler

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

:laugh:
not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
:laugh:

You are ON A ROLL!

Well there are plenty of snags in shallow water. Don't ask how shallow.

This is an entirely novel approach to MFP trolling. Bravo sir. Happy fishing!

Nessiechickie

Can float a bit better on my back without having to do anything. lol
Steering... they are no help what so ever. :laugh:

redheaddee

Cows can swim, but won't unless they feel threatened and have no other options.

They also run. FAST at that. You would be surprised how fast they can get their big @sses moving.

S/N: if you are ever chased by a cow, get thee behind a tree. They can run, but their steering sucks and they cannot get around the tree faster than you.

Stefmoray

that was funny!

SGM_Adonis

Cows can swim, but won't unless they feel threatened and have no other options.

They also run. FAST at that. You would be surprised how fast they can get their big @sses moving.

S/N: if you are ever chased by a cow, get thee behind a tree. They can run, but their steering sucks and they cannot get around the tree faster than you.

I posted a youtube video earlier. Those cows aren't being chased, they're wading in water while eating riverside/swampside green stuff.

lisalsd1

I don't know if ladies with "big bosoms" float...but I do know that ladies with big butts sink. It has happened to me before.

DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh

I'm wondering about "moobs" now…..