Today on MFP I Learned...

George_Baileys_Ghost

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

Dude, you're just dedicated to making me feel inadequate in every way.

Sir, your selfie skills more than make up for your lack of lenght/girth and/or presence of moobs.

Derp_Diggler

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

:laugh:
not to mention that you are essentially implying that you cannot answer that question!
:laugh:

You are ON A ROLL!

Well there are plenty of snags in shallow water. Don't ask how shallow.

This is an entirely novel approach to MFP trolling. Bravo sir. Happy fishing!

Nessiechickie

Can float a bit better on my back without having to do anything. lol
Steering... they are no help what so ever. :laugh:

redheaddee

Cows can swim, but won't unless they feel threatened and have no other options.

They also run. FAST at that. You would be surprised how fast they can get their big @sses moving.

S/N: if you are ever chased by a cow, get thee behind a tree. They can run, but their steering sucks and they cannot get around the tree faster than you.

Stefmoray

that was funny!

SGM_Adonis

Cows can swim, but won't unless they feel threatened and have no other options.

They also run. FAST at that. You would be surprised how fast they can get their big @sses moving.

S/N: if you are ever chased by a cow, get thee behind a tree. They can run, but their steering sucks and they cannot get around the tree faster than you.

I posted a youtube video earlier. Those cows aren't being chased, they're wading in water while eating riverside/swampside green stuff.

lisalsd1

I don't know if ladies with "big bosoms" float...but I do know that ladies with big butts sink. It has happened to me before.

DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh

I'm wondering about "moobs" now…..

Chieflrg

You might also learn that cows do in fact only have one stomach with four compartments not four stomachs.

SGM_Adonis

You might also learn that cows do in fact only have one stomach with four compartments not four stomachs.

Shut the front door!!!!

Linli_Anne

This was udderly disappointing.

I was hoping for bro-science facts, or a list of foods that will make me fat.

Chieflrg

You might also learn that cows do in fact only have one stomach with four compartments not four stomachs.

Shut the front door!!!!

Please...not in front of the kids.

Go_Mizzou99

I found proof!

SGM_Adonis

I found proof!

It's a salt water cow. I wonder what the fresh water cow looks like...

sweetcurlz67

I should make probably ask well endowned men if they can steer better while they swim. But people would wonder if I'm interested in knowing who the possessors of big peni (penises) are...

What a conundrum I've gotten myself into.

Dude! I could be nice and say that not every thread you start is going to be genius... orrrr.... I could just tell you that you just need to start your day OVER AGAIN!!!! or go have a DRINK and FORGET this day every BEGAN!!!! Guess which one I choose??? :drinker:

DainaLC

I found proof!

It's a salt water cow. I wonder what the fresh water cow looks like...

This photo is a hoax...I don't see any utters!! :grumble:

SGM_Adonis

I found proof!

It's a salt water cow. I wonder what the fresh water cow looks like...

This photo is a hoax...I don't see any utters!! :grumble:

The other udders are utterly tucked back...perhaps for aerodynamic purposes?

Chieflrg

You can't spot-udder reduce...

DainaLC

Nice tape job, wonder if that's duct tape?

Timshel_

That people really believe that "lift heavy" is the answer for every question.