Movie Scenes that Make Laugh Every Time!

mygnsac

A few...

The "those aren't pillows," "your F'd", driving on the wrong side of the highway, and rental car on fire scenes in the John Candy/Steve Martin movie Plains, Trains and Automobiles. I remember going to the theatre to see that movie, and everyone in there was cracking up.

Ruthless People - kidnappers (Judge Reinhold) having to lower the ransom because her (Bette Midler) husband (Danny Devito) doesn't want her back.

The scene in Stir Crazy where Richard Prior and Gene Wilder are put in that little prison cell with that huge murderer.

George Hamilton (as Dracula) flying around (as a bat) in Love at First Bite being mistaken for chicken (a hungry family tried to catch and eat him)

Galatea_Stone

Austin Powers (the First one), the slow moving steamroller scene is hilarious.

Erin_goBrahScience

I have seen Ghostbusters more times than I can count. I saw it as a kid in the theater, and when it came back at a midnight screening I took my kid sister to see it on the big screen. I ALWAYS crack up at the end when they are "clearing their minds" to prevent Gozer from sending the second coming. It goes like this:

Gozer: The Choice is made!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything!
[turns to Egon]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you choose anything?
Dr. Egon Spengler: No.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU?
Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank.
Dr. Peter Venkman: *I* didn't choose anything...
[long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]
Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"
Dr Ray Stantz: I... I... I tried to think...
Dr. Egon Spengler: LOOK!
[they all look over one side of the roof]
Dr Ray Stantz: No! It CAN'T be!
Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?
Dr Ray Stantz: It CAN'T be!
Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you DO, Ray?
Winston Zeddemore: Oh, ****!
[they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray]
Dr Ray Stantz: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

infinitevast

All of the movie Bridesmaids. Hilarious!

SunofaBeach14

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

DucklingtoSwan

Hands down, the Singing Bush/Invisible Swordsman scene in The Three Amigos!

"She'll be driiiiiiiivingsixwhitehorseswhenshecomes...."

"Oh, great- you've shot the invisible Swordsman!"

:bigsmile:

Galatea_Stone

Team America World Police - "Matt Damon!"

George_Baileys_Ghost

From Snatch: Right before Brad Pitt's character goes into a fight, [roused from his drunken stupor] "I need to have a sh***!"

From Trainspotting:
Begbie: That lassie got glassed, and no c*** leaves here till we find out what c*** did it.
Man: [shouts] Who the f*** are you?
Begbie: Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
[kicks him in the crotch]

CallMeCupcakeDammit

All of the movie Bridesmaids. Hilarious!

Yes! The food poison scene still cracks me up every time.

TamTastic

Anything with Chris Farley is pretty hilarious too!

Team America!! omg lol That movie cracks me up.

DucklingtoSwan

And who can forget the Knights who Until Recently Said, "Ni!"

"Bring me................. a SHRUBBERY!"

DWBalboa

The Jerk and Airplane are two others that crack me up!

"Do you like gladiator movies?"

Myhaloslipped

"40 Year Old Virgin" scene when they are playing poker and Steve Carell tries to make up a fake sex story.

RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle

Every time Tina Fey said "kill shot" in Date Night.

DWBalboa

Any number of scenes in the princess bride.

Galatea_Stone

Opening credits to Zombieland

The zombie stripper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwtAfqSexOM

joseccastaneda

I have too many favorite movies to name but definitely some of those listed here. Special mention to Super Troopers, that movie is awsome: "Stinks Like Sex in Here."

Also a few favorites from Kevin Smith.

Cliffslosinit

Blazing Saddles....
The farting scene at the camp fire,
The sheriff is "near", Explanation to being hit in the head with a shovel....so many!!

MiloBloom83

Blazing Saddles....
The farting scene at the camp fire,
The sheriff is "near", Explanation to being hit in the head with a shovel....so many!!

This entire movie. So damn funny. My favorite line, edited: "All right. We'll give some land to the n****** and the c*****, but we DON'T...WANT... THE IRISH!"

Saucy_lil_Minx

Blazing Saddles....
The farting scene at the camp fire,
The sheriff is "near", Explanation to being hit in the head with a shovel....so many!!

This entire movie. So damn funny. My favorite line, edited: "All right. We'll give some land to the n****** and the c*****, but we DON'T...WANT... THE IRISH!"

OK I have to agree I love this movie it cracks me up! I don't think I could pick one favorite scene!

Now City Slickers.......... Also one of my favs

"is between Phil, and Mitch. Where Phil thought the cactus was a snake bite"

"You were gonna suck my *kitten*!"


I die every time!!!!