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I checked WebMD
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According to WebMD you're pregnant or have cancer - sorry, bro0
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And I think I have strep throat. My tonsils are swollen, I am nauseous, having fever/chill switches, no appetite, and body aches.
I may be dying.
Could be worse, could be pinkeye.
We all know how that worked out for southpark.0 -
I know someone who got a yeast infection in their throat...I'd get checked for that as well.0
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Might I suggest to get thee to a practicioner of the medical arts (as in a living, breathing doctor or at the least a walk in clinic)?0
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False, it's always Cancer.0
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Do you have a will? It's time to start getting your affairs in order. Clearly your days are numbered.0
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Might I suggest to get thee to a practicioner of the medical arts (as in a living, breathing doctor or at the least a walk in clinic)?
This is my last resort option0 -
You prolly gon die. :frown:0
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Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.0
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Do you have a will? It's time to start getting your affairs in order. Clearly your days are numbered.
Meh, probate court can handle that0 -
According to WebMD you're pregnant or have cancer - sorry, bro
At least its not lupus?0 -
Fever?
Strep is a bacterial infection. You always have a fever with strep. Could be low-grade though.0 -
Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.
I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there.0 -
I think you need an emergency vasectomy to remove your tonsils.0
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Do you have a will? It's time to start getting your affairs in order. Clearly your days are numbered.
Meh, probate court can handle that
Good point. Let the heirs fight it out. Any last wishes?0 -
Ugh, we've got the same symptoms.
In for advice!0 -
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yep, gonna die.0
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Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.
I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there.
Localized swelling can happen if you engage in certain rough extra curricular activities. Sorry bro.0 -
Ugh, we've got the same symptoms.
In for advice!
Vasectomy for sure. I think the Motivation & Support forum has a sticky on a DIY vasectomy.0 -
Are you sure you aren't mixing your testicles up with your tonsils?0
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Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.
I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there.
Localized swelling can happen if you engage in certain rough extra curricular activities. Sorry bro.
A real lady has them removed.0 -
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Are you sure you aren't mixing your testicles up with your tonsils?
I have not been upside down lately0 -
Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.
I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there.
Localized swelling can happen if you engage in certain rough extra curricular activities. Sorry bro.
A real lady has them removed.
Stop teasing me.0 -
Wheird, don't make me mother you!! See a real doctor and go to bed!0
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I should also note that ibuprofen helped to take down the swelling yesterday, but it came back around midnight and woke me up0
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You should probably go on a diet...if that doesn't work, try eating clean!0
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One more thing, gargle with warm salt water. It's only temporary, but it will help. You poor dear!0
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