I checked WebMD

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    You should probably go on a diet...if that doesn't work, try eating clean!

    Calling me a dirty eating fatty is rude
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I think it might be the AIDS like Magic Johnson got.

    I will pray for you.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    One more thing, gargle with warm salt water. It's only temporary, but it will help. You poor dear!

    Thanks! I will try this!!
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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I constantly diagnose people who are fully aware that Web MD is the extent of my credentials. It can get awkward. Not everyone finds it funny when you tell them that their vision is probably blurry due to syphilis. People just don't get me sometimes.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    False, it's always Cancer.


    Please tell me why people always think cancer jokes are funny?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    And I think I have strep throat. My tonsils are swollen, I am nauseous, having fever/chill switches, no appetite, and body aches.

    I may be dying.

    1) am i in your will?
    2) if the answer to 1) is "no", then how does this affect me in any way? :huh:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Are you sure you aren't mixing your testicles up with your tonsils?

    I have not been upside down lately

    Hmmm....maybe you should be. Go find the nearest stripper pole stat!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    And I think I have strep throat. My tonsils are swollen, I am nauseous, having fever/chill switches, no appetite, and body aches.

    I may be dying.

    1) am i in your will?
    2) if the answer to 1) is "no", then how does this affect me in any way? :huh:

    You can have my map of Middle Earth
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    "I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark."
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    Have you tried peeing on it?
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark."

    Oh you!
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    sorry about your throat cancer
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    And I think I have strep throat. My tonsils are swollen, I am nauseous, having fever/chill switches, no appetite, and body aches.

    I may be dying.

    It's probably because you eat processed foods and drink diet sodas. You should totally do a lemon water detox for the next 7 days with some raspberry ketones to follow up.

    Yeah.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Go to a "holistic healer"

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  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    This is why tonsil hockey is dangerous.

    Gargle with warm salt water, and down a teaspoon or two of sugar to help soothe the throat.

    Tylenol for the fever/aches and forget the sammich, have some soup instead.
  • accebersmith
    accebersmith Posts: 96 Member
    I'd say it's lupus, but it's never lupus, except for that one time it was lupus.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    Sorry to hear that you're gonna die. It was nice knowing you and all.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Will whiskey help kill any infection?
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Ugh, we've got the same symptoms.

    In for advice!

    Vasectomy for sure. I think the Motivation & Support forum has a sticky on a DIY vasectomy.

    I watched the vet at the office I worked in during high-school do a lot of the neutering procedures. I got this.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.

    I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there. :(

    or tonsillitis and you need to have them removed.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.

    I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there. :(

    or tonsillitis and you need to have them removed.

    Only if it is bad enough to obstruct the airway
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.

    I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there. :(

    or tonsillitis and you need to have them removed.

    Only if it is bad enough to obstruct the airway

    Or just leave it, I've also always wanted to try doing a tracheotomy with a pencil.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    sad news guize. web MD was right.

    tim just deaded
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Strep is something you don't want to mess with, if not taken care of it can do harmful things to your heart.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Dude...never check Web MD. I'm a total hypochondriac and I'm pretty sure I've had several strains of a rare diseases found only in central Africa...at least according to Web MD I did.

    I only googled "swollen tonsils" and it took me there. :(

    or tonsillitis and you need to have them removed.

    Only if it is bad enough to obstruct the airway

    Or just leave it, I've also always wanted to try doing a tracheotomy with a pencil.

    You can't do a trach with a pencil, you have to use a pen!
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    Will whiskey help kill any infection?

    Try naughty aud I hear it makes magical things happen
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
    You're gonna need a young priest and an old priest....
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    Ugh, we've got the same symptoms.

    In for advice!

    Vasectomy for sure. I think the Motivation & Support forum has a sticky on a DIY vasectomy.

    I watched the vet at the office I worked in during high-school do a lot of the neutering procedures. I got this.

    Sweet, thanks! I'm no good at DIY.

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